"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE." Marceline screamed at her father. Hudson just stood there letting Finn's past words sink in for the fact that if given a choice she would have chosen Finn in a heart beat. As for Frank all he got from his daughter was silence, she didn't even give him a cold stare, or any, for her facing the wall away from him, the pain he felt of Finn's sword going through his heart was nothing like the one he was feeling right now.
"Marceline please the child." Finn begged trying to calm her down. As Simon went to try to gently lay back on the bed, without trying to be forceful, he knew if he try to force she would resist.
"Finn you brought her a guy as worse as Ash, why would.."
"Because they're here to beg for forgiveness. Aren't you." Finn said towards Frank and Hudson. The two monarchs stood there then swallowed their pride, and slowly got on their knees. Everyone stood bewildered not believing they were seeing.
"W-we're sorry." Hudson half sobbed. Everyone felt like they were dreaming. "I should have been there for you."
"So should I, I should have been a better father." Frank spoke.
"And." Finn pressured in.
"And we ...we will accept the fact that Finn's the father to the our future grandchildren."
"If you would accept us back as your parents." Frank finished. The girls shared a stare, as for Simon, prepared for an attack if necessary, preparing a katana, on the back of his hand. Jake also preparing, stretched extra limbs which were right now behind the monarchs to wrap them up if necessary. As for Finn he just stood there calm, for he had a fail safe ready from the start, the dust he threw on them a few minutes ago, was "Self Righteous Sins", for every sin that person has committed, or have done even without knowledge of, they will feel the pain they inflected upon others since they were born, emotional, physical, and mental pain will be inflected upon the infected and all Finn had to do was say the word and they will suffer.
"We will need some time to think about it, come back in a week, and you'll get your answer." Marceline spoke.
"We understand." Hudson got up and went for the door. "If you never want to see me again, I can understand."
"Good bye daughter hopefully you can forgive me." Frank spoke then left as well. The room was quiet for 5 minutes, everyone starting to calm down.
"FINN WHAT THE FUCK." Bubblegum yelled, which started a yelling riot among the women. Finn started to feel that pain within his chest again, but held his pain in and looked towards his wives with a warm smile.
"Please calm down, everything was under control, trust me." Finn assured them but they only continued to yell at him.
"Finn you endangered all us by bringing them here, what were you thinking." Fionna yelled.
"Look I know it was reckless, I know I made a stupid decision, but I needed them to come here." Finn told them.
"And what was that reason." Flame countered.
"So you guys can have closure." Finn stated, causing everyone to look at him questionably. "You just witnessed Hudson, and FK begging for your respect, when have they ever done that. Plus for the fact for them to allow you a choice. I needed to give you some peace so you can place your thoughts of our children in ease."
"Finn." Marceline said making him look at her. "What did you do to them?" Marceline questioned, causing everyone to look at him.
"Well let's just say I'll need a new throne." Finn said looking around the room not trying to make eye contact.
"Finn you fought them? What kind of idiotic thing to do." Bubblegum spoke.
"True, but then tell me this. What decision that I have made, weren't stupid in any way?" Finn questioned, all were about to answer, but then stopped for every decision Finn has made was idiotic in one way or another. "See so come on have a little trust on me, I'll be back okay, just relax."
"Fine." They all said in an irritated/annoyed tone. And crossed their arms.
"Thank you, Simon, you can stay here for as long as you want, You can even sleep in the guest room if you want." Finn said, which brought a smile to Marceline's face. "And if it's not much bother if you can watch over them, so they can go for a nice walk on the palace garden in the back." Finn continued, and everyone of the girls cheered up, hearing they would be able to go somewhere not being stuck in the room, they have been for 1 month.
"Yeah no problem, but can I have some assistance." Simon asked not sure if he can take care of everyone.
"Sure, Jake you'll help right." Finn asked.
"Yeah man, just can I talk to you outside for a bit." Jake asked as he stretched to the door, and got out, Finn gave everyone a warm smile, they returned it back, and went outside the room.
"So what do you mdmsdj." Finn muffled out for Jake wrapping his hands around Finn. Jake stretched an extra limb, then removed Finn's hood.
"*GGGGAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPP*." Jake let out for what he saw. "I knew something was wrong." He half whispered/told. As he saw that Finn's once long golden hair, was now turning white, and gray, some hair falling off, but still enough to cover his head with hair, Finn looked 45 with the new hair color, and Finn felt like one too.
"Jake you can't tell anyone." Finn said in a low voice.
"Finn you look old, I mean 40% Ice King old man." Jake said nervously, rubbing his hands together, in a worried manner.
'Think Finn, think.' "Jake my hair is like this because of the ADS sword, it drains color from the user, that's why my hairs like this. I fought Hudson, and Flame King, so yeah my hair's like this only for a while it will return back to normal soon." Finn said trying to make every word he said true.
"Hmm all right, but just because we're bros, and I know you would never lie to me." Jake said narrowing his eyes at him.
"Thanks man." Finn said giving his brother a hug. "I will go to the my throne to see how much damage needs to be fixed. Take care of them all right." Finn made sure what he was suppose to do.
"Yeah don't worry, just get your hair fixed you look like a grandpa with that hair." Jake joked.
"Yeah." Finn said with a smile, then put his hood over his head, and walked towards his throne room.
'Man that was close I have to be more careful, as well as get a cure for what ever is affecting me.' Finn thought as he opened the doors to his throne room and closed the doors while facing them.
"Hello Finn." Finn heard a voice in the room that sent chills up his spine.
'Please let it be the Lich, please let it be the Lich, please let it be the Lich.' Finn thought in his head as he turned his body around slowly to see the figure. It was Death, in the middle of the room, sitting in his usual attire of a farmers ward droab, him in a chair made of glass, another chair on the other side as well made of glass. A medium sized table, as well made of glass. 'Mother fucking, son of bitch, kick my ass. Bastard fucking shit all the way to eternal hell.'
"Why I feel like I should wash your brain with acid, for all the things you just thought of." Death said as he drank from a cup. "Come now sit, and yes I can read your thoughts so don't run away. I mean have you heard the phrase, 'You can't run from Death.' That's bull crap you can run but it will do you no good, as well as those weapons of yours." Death spoke snapped his fingers and Finn's weapons were on the table. "Come now sit I want to discuss somethings with you."
Finn having no choice walked towards the empty seat and sat. "So you're here to get my soul huh." Finn said grumbling.
"No." Death answered causing Finn to change attitude immediately.
"Then why are you here?" Finn asked
"Because of this." Death said then snapped his Fingers again, behind him an hour glass the size of three Flame Kings on top of each other, inside the sand was blue, the sand appeared to be almost gone the sand was falling down, one by one in slow pace, and seemed the sand may be gone within a few weeks.
"Okay so what is that towards me?" Finn asked.
"Read the name on the bottom." Death said as he drank more of his drink. Finn stood up to see the name carved on the bottom of the hour glass was his. Finn's body trembled, eyes widened, hands shook, as they sweat from his palms. He was literally watching his life pass by him, in a form of sand. "Now now don't get too worried I'm here to help." Finn's attention went back to Death.
"How and more importantly why?" Finn asked concerned.
"Because of these." Death snapped his fingers again, eight more hour glasses appeared. The first one had purple sand, the bottom half was barely full, the top still had enough to go for years, Finn read the, name was Fionna's, the next was Bubblegum's pink sand inside, the bottom portion seemed like barely any was even put inside, the top showing the glass full, with barely moving sand? The next FP's collage of red, and orange colored sand, it showed the same as Fionna's, only a little bit more, then came Marceline's which was whacked out there was only ¼ of sand then there should be, but her's was constantly moving, going side ways, spinning upside down to keep the sand flowing.
Then there was the last four, the color was white for all, and sand wasn't falling, sand was appearing for the top, and the middle of the hour glass seemed shut, not letting any sand flow for any? "Ok I got questions but first why are these last ones not flowing, as well as who are they?" Finn questioned.
Death chuckled, like he heard a good joke then. "Those are your childrens future hour glasses." Death said. Finn felt as though he was kicked in the balls, he looked towards the four hour glasses, to see anything wrong then compered them to his wives, they all seemed normal, except compared to Marceline's.
"So wait why are you showing me this? What's the point?" Finn yelled frustrated.
"The point my dear boy are three. One point why I'm here, is because you're now royalty, along with the fact that you're human, and ruler of this land. Royalty have Death visits sometimes, IF they're important enough. You Finn have been chosen by man who will give his entire kingdom to whoever is worthy, you were chosen. As well as thanks to you I lost that bet to the Grand Master Wizard, but still you're important to this place, and to more people then you can count.
Also the second reason why I'm here is because, of those four hour glasses with white sand. That means the type of that child is still unknown, and considering it has been this long, that means we have to wait till they are born in 2 months. To know if they will be either human, for your side, or the others species like their mothers, but as for yours and Fionna's it will be human. As for the others I want to know if they'll be mix, or human when born."
"Wait first. 2 months? They're not suppose to be here for another 5 months. Also why do you care if they're human or not?" Finn questioned Death.
"Because of the 2 months, because that Lust spell speed up the process of the child birth. Also why I care, I may be a guy who kills souls for enjoyment, but I hate to see species go instinct, you have no idea the hell of living watching as generations go by, seeing many die, seeing once great kings, die as well as families that could have been great. Also for the fact that I'm a sucker for children not growing up without father's. Considering your hour glass says you'll die literally 1 sec after your child's birth which amazingly all occur at the same time." Death spoke. Finn felt a pain in his chest again, then the sound of rumbling occurred, Finn looked up all the hour glasses disappeared, but stayed, and it grew in size, Finn saw his sand rise in speed as it fell. The pain stopped and so did the rumbling.
"I would take it easy if I were you, you just took away a day and ½ thanks to that little heart attack of yours." Finn freaked out he was about to have another pain, when Death slapped him, Finn turned to see Death with an angry expression on his face. "Good every time you're about to freak out I'm going to bitch slap you." Then sat down. "Now then, the third and last reason I'm here, is to give you somethings to help you live a good 8 years."
"What.." Then Finn got slapped again by Death.
"What did I just tell you." Death yelled at him, Finn rubbed his red cheek. "Now if you're asking why I'm helping you, you're one of the possible future 6 humans, if not last 3. Plus for the fact for a favor." Death said Finn feeling uneasy on what it will be. "When you're children are born, I want to ask if my son can come and have a play date with them." Death asked, a million questions raced through his head, he was about to shout, then closed his mouth quickly. In front of him, Death had his hand raised ready to slap him.
"Good you learn. Now then yes I have a son, still in his mothers womb, and yes I have a wife. Right now I'm here for an exchange. I give you extra years to live, my son has company, in the underworld there isn't very much for a new born child to do, I'm asking if he can come and hang." Finn was letting everything sink in then got an idea.
"I'll do it for 25 years." Finn said which emmidaitly got him a kick to his nuts by Death. "Whhy?" Finn let out while in the ground holding his balls.
"Cause you thinking you can swindle Death, I'm giving you years to live, I'm literally breaking rules that shouldn't be broken. You should earn them honorably, but considering you suck at music, and the fact that this is for my future son, eh. So be grateful, I'm not making you choose which child lives or dies, and get 8 extra years, so deal or no deal." Death asked as Finn groaned and got up.
"Deal." Finn said.
"Good." Death then snapped his fingers, Finn's hour glass began to shake, sands from the bottom began to fill to the top, Finn felt odd, he took of his hood, and pulled on his hair, none came off, he looked on his reflection, on the table his hair went back to normal color. "There, now just in case." Death holded out his hands, and a black box appeared. He then gave them to Finn, he opened it and there was weird paper, crumbled to lines, with the middle filled with something, he smelled them an d smelled like paper, with some weird herb smell to them.
"Those will help you relax, don't ask what they're, just smoke one a day, in secret, and when I mean secret. I mean secret, got it." Death said, Finn shook his head. "Good, those things helped people out lots of times, because of that I had to wait extra months just to get the soul of the person, those damn things pretty much fuck me over. Now then I will be awaiting for the children, be good Finn." Death spoke then disappeared, Finn looked around and saw that everything was fixed, like no fight happened. He was brought back by the feeling on his hands and saw the box Death have given him.
"Smoke these things, huh?" A paper fell out, Finn picked it up and read it.
Dear Finn,
In case you're a total dumb ass and have no idea what to do with these, you will place one end of the joint to you lips, light the other end on fire but not enough to burn the whole thing only the end, breathe in through the joint and breathe out, don't over use, or take in too much you idiot.
~Death
"So these things are called joints, weird. If these things are suppose to help why isn't there any around OOO to, eh forget it." Finn said as he placed the box in a pocket within his cloak. " I minus well take a break, and check on the girls, as well as tell them what just happened and the deal I made." Finn continued to talk, then opened his doors, to see 20 Wizard Citizens waiting outside.
"Your Highness, we have concerns." They all said at the same time.
'You have got to be fucking kidding me.'
