"Welcome back to my show! Today we have even MORE guests, my Half-Beloved Audience! Please welcoming, Roxas, Namine, Sora, and Kairi! Come on out!" Aura says as he walks on the stage, drops into a lounge chair, and pops open his Pepsi. The 4 walk onto stage and sit in lounge chairs. (That's what you do in lounge chairs, right? Lounge?)

"Ok, lets question people that I forced to come here by their will!"

Sora, Are you in love with Kairi?

"Um… I have kissed Namine, but I am in a relationship with…" Sora says, as he drumrolls. "Riku!" Kairi tackles him and they fall to the floor. "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BE IN LOVE WITH HIM? ARE YOU GAY?" Kairi screams as she summons her Keyblade and beats Sora to an inch of his life. "I was kidding, you bum!" Sora says. "Hey, that's my line!" Kairi says, calming down. Sora and Kairi hug. "Well, cut the lovebird act! Shut up, and snap some sense into your hollow heads!" Lexaeus says, while punching their heads to make sure they were hollow.

Roxas, Namine, Sora, and Kairi summon their Keyblades. "What did you say?" The 4 People say. "Sora, your Keyblade… is Pink… and purple… wow. Wait a minute… is that at the end a… Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD. YOU HAVE BECOME GAY LIKE ME!" Marluxia says, then Marly (LOLZ That is short for Marluxia) Tackles Sora and drags him into Marly's car, Then heads to The Castle That Never Was, and into his bedroom. (Uh-Oh… No more of that. Please.) "I said nothing… I'm serious!" Lexaeus says. "Oh Kingdom Hearts, I'm dead! Why do you accurse me so!" Lexaeus thinks. " Yeah… Right… and pigs fly too, Lexaeus." Riku, Kairi, And Namine say. Lexaeus starts to run to the door, when it closes shut and locks. Riku, Kairi, and Namine's keyblades start to glow, and point at Lexaeus. "Oh Crap! Help me, Kingdom Hearts,, help m-"

Lexaeus didn't get to finish. When the light disappeared, nothing was seen of him/it. (Lol, Lexaeus' true form will be revealed… Someday.) Because, at the moment (Nobody knew this at the time) Lexaeus busted the door down, while they thought they destroyed the door. He/it escaped. "Wow, I haven't done that since I closed the keyhole in Kingdom Hearts 2!" Riku says. (This takes place after KH2, remember.) "NOOOOO! LEXAEUS!:" Vexen runs through the door in terror and agony.

-Outside the building-

"Hey Vexen! How are things going in the crap-show?" Lexaeus says, while smoking a cigar. Vexen slaps himself, and he is so weak, that he faints.

-Inside the building-

"Next question, por favor?" Aura says, while fitting on a sombrero.

Xigbar, why do you have an eyepatch?

"He annoyed me so much. I stabbed his eye out with 1 of my lances." Xaldin says while making a stabbing motion with his lance. "Yup… I remember it all so clearly…" Xigbar says, while starting to flashback to the time his eye got stabbed out.

-Flashba-

"Cut, cut, CUT! Xigbar, we don't have time to flashback to that moment. I have tickets to the Chiefs game at 7:00 PM that I NEED to get ready for! They are front row tickets. Whoever is the best gets to come with me…" Aura says while holding up 2 front row Chiefs Football tickets. "So you have anger issues now, Mr. Xigbar?" Marluxia says in a sassy voice. "No, I don't, Mr. Flora the Explorer!" (Parody of Dora. I Remember that from when I was 2!) Xaldin says. While turning on a video of Dora/Flora's 1st episode! "Well you did back then, obviously." Saix says. (He barely talks…) Saix then smashes down the Flora/Dora show. "NO I DIDN'T, YOU *****!" Xaldin curses. "Someone's lying!" Demyx says, then sticks his tongue out and makes a 'PPPPPFFFTTTTT' noise. Xaldin stabs Demyx with a lance. "Next! Maybe I shouldn't take anyone to the Chiefs game…" Aura says, while scratching his head.

Demyx, do you want to be a rock star or something?

"Yeah! Let me play for you! This one is called –Wanna go to a tree?-" Demyx says.

10 Minutes later…

The hospital is crowded with people that need ear surgery. "I don't think any of us will ever forget that. At least I am going to see football tonight!" Aura says while starting to leave the hospital. "Yeah…" Everyone that is in the waiting room says. A nurse comes in. "Xenmas Cowtwin, the operating table is waiting." The nurse says. Xenmas stands up and heads into the operating room.

Well that was a kind-of short chapter! Read and Review! This has been the 2nd revised chapter of It's gameshow time!

-oblivion64