Me: Welcome back everyone! Today there are no special guests! B-cuz this member is in the Organization! Please welcome Number XIV, Xion!
-Xion enters the stage-
Me: Let's get to the questions!
Xion, why do you want to kill yourself in 358/2 days?
Xion: Were you even paying attention to the cutscene? Well, that has nothing to do with it, but Square Einx™ made me do it. It sucked.
Roxas: Really, they made me think about ICE CREAM. Remember that line…
-Flashback-
Roxas: Xion don't leave me!
Xion: I have to. It's too late for me to change my mistakes.
Roxas: Xion! Who else will I have ice cream with?
-Flashback ends-
Luxord: Oh who cares? Ice cream is awesome!
Axel: ICE CREAM!
-Ice cream starts to fall in forms of 5 boxes-
10 minutes later…
Vexen: Urgh… I have a headache…
Me: Ok… let's go to next question!
Xenmas, why do you have a cow jacket in KH2?
Xenmas: It isn't a cow jacket alright? Kingdom Hearts, These people are annoying. (Their god is Kingdom Hearts, by the way.)
-Roxas brings in a cow-
Roxas: Xenmas, I found your twin!
Saix: They're twins!
Everyone: Awwwww…..
-Xenmas gets out Lightsabers and points them at Roxas and Saix
Xenmas: I will kill you, even if our organization is then called organization XII!
Xenmas: Hey, these are blades, not Lightsabers!
-Audience bursts into laughter-
Me: Should we continue?
Marluxia: YES!
Xigbar: YES!
Xaldin: YES!
Luxord: YES!
Axel: YES!
Larxene: YES!
Xion: I don't care, really.
Rest of organization and the 4 Keyblade Wielders + Audience: NO!
Me: Ok then, how 'bout we go to the next question?
We have another guest, please welcome, Riku!
-Riku walks in-
Sora and Riku, how did u deflect all of those lasers in KH2?
Sora: I used my Gymnastic skills and epicness.
Roxas: I borrowed Zexion's Lexicon and used a spell.
Zexion: YOU… DID… WHAT?
-1 hour later-
A tombstone says: Here lie Roxas. Never steal Zexion's Lexicon. EVER.
Well that's all the time we have for today! Remember to leave questions in the reviews! "I've made up all of these…"