Author's Note: Ok, I have had a HUUUGGGGEEEE Writer's rush, so 5 chaps for you guys in the next week! Yay for me! So, here is Chapter 7 of Its gameshow time!
Aura: Hello! Welcome back to It's gameshow time! I think you know who I am after hearing it 6 times, so who wants questions?
Everyone: Who would you get drunk with if you were, lets say, forced to by a person who has made some gory deaths lately? Kelsey and Sukai; you are out of this question.
Kelsey & Sukai: Ok, fine…
-Text on phones-
Sukai: Hey that was a close 1, right Kelsey?
Kelsey: Yeah, Saved by Aura again.
Sukai: Oh yeah, remember that time when Aura prevented that guy from dumping toxic waste on us?
-!FlashbacK!-
-Sukai and Kelsey were tied to chairs, a bucket of Toxic waste above their heads.-
Sukai: Well, what do you think will happen to us after the toxic waste is dumped?
Kelsey: Maybe we'll turn into a psychopath lunatic like Jerry in that FanFiction on , Killer Instincts: The Origins of a Monster by that creator, Spawnzilla014. (He/she/it is actually a real creator, look it up on this site.)
Sukai: Kelsey, That was a FanFiction. FanFICTION.
Kelsey: Oh yeah. Well, In real life, our bodies will disintegrate and have no trace that we were even alive.
Sukai: Well, THAT'S reassuring.
-A scary-looking guy comes in, and scratches his claws against the pipe-
Sukai: Who the hell are you?
Kelsey: Sukai, don't have that tone with him! That's Freddy Krueger!
Sukai: Wow, Kelsey, just wow. Freddy Krueger is a freaking movie character!
Mysterious Man: Well, Well, Well. I guess the prey has some nerve in it's system.
-The man starts singing a song while walking over to the lever that dumps the toxic waste-
Mysterious Man: One, two, Freddy's coming for you!
-Sukai's eyes bulge as he starts to remember this song, and who says it.-
Mysterious Man: Three, four, better lock your doors!
-Sukai and Kelsey start to struggle against the ropes that hold them to the chairs-
Mysterious Man: Five, six, grab your crucifix!
-Sukai gets a rope broken, but it then regenerates into steel chains. Kelsey gets nothing done, but starts to pray.-
Mysterious Man: Seven, eight, gonna stay up late!
-Kelsey starts to scream, and then falls backwards into her chair. She then grabs a pistol in her mouth, aims the gun at the Mysterious man, and fires. The man teleports a little bit back before it hits him, breaking a window.-
Freddy Krueger: Nine, ten, Freddy's back again!
-In the building, in the hallway that leads to Freddy Krueger's captive's death room-
Aura: I don't know why that window broke, but I heard Kelsey and Sukai's voices. I just- *pant* -need to see if they got hurt. Oh, well this is the room! CHARGE!
'BOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!'
-Right before Freddy pulled the lever, Aura bursts through the door, and tackles Freddy.-
Aura: HOLY SH*T FREDDY KRUEGER! Well, I haven't seen you since you tried to KILL ME IN 3rd GRA-
-Aura stops yelling when he sees the bucket of toxic waste above Kelsey and Sukai, then looks at Freddy, then Kelsey and Sukai again, then the toxic waste.-
Aura: You… tried to kill them?
-Freddy nods his head, then teleports behind Aura and stabs his claws into ant through his stomach-
Sukai & Kelsey: NOOOO! AURA!
Freddy Krueger: Ha, I beat your little friend. Now, this won't hurt a bit.
Aura: Not if I can't help it! –Grunts from the pain of standing up, and is bleeding horribly from his wound.-
-Aura shoots the locks on Sukai and Kelsey's chains, then they stand up, and grab shotguns. Aura passes out from blood loss.-
'BAM BAM!'
-!Back to reality!—
Aura: Well, Who would you get drunk with if you were forced to?
Marluxia and Larxene: We would go with eachother!
Roxas: You know my answer.
Xion: Oh I do!
Roxas and Xion: I choose you! –Points at eachother-
Sora: Oh yeah I know who I would!
Kairi: I choose Riku!
-Sora's mouth hung wide open-
Sora:... What? WHAT? You choose the guy who could turn into OUR mortal enemy over the guy who saved you 2 TIMES?
-Sora tackles Kairi, and starts slapping her-
Kairi: Sora –slap- I –kick- was –slap- joking!
Sora: Oh. Crap…
Kairi: It's ok!
-Sora and Kairi hug-
Riku: Who will I pick? There aren't any more girls!
Namine: I HEARD THAT YOU-
-Riku knocks out Namine with a swipe of his keyblade to her head-
Riku: I mean; I choose Namine!
Aura: Here we go again! Boy choosing!
Sukai: Can I do the honors?
Aura: Sure thing, Sukai!
Sukai: Same pairs!
Everyone: … Help us.
-They start to run away, but then get knocked out by Sukai-
Sukai: Serves them right.
Aura: Well, Before this question gets to an X rating, which Sukai can do, lets go to another one! But, we have a special guest! Please welcome the Dream Demon of Elm Street, Freddy Kruger!
-Freddy enters-
Aura: Lets move on.
To Everyone: Now that you are now not knocked out, If you could be in a movie; which movie?
Aura: Oh and Ansem is here too!
-Ansem enters and gets no applause, but instead gets a tomato-golfball bomb to the head. (A tomato-golfball bomb is a golfball covered with tomato and 4 smoke bombs, like fireworks, and a mini firecracker.)
Ansem: The Shining. Can I go home?
-If you don't know what The Shining is, Look it up on Y ahoo, Google, all that stuff. Warning: Rated R. At least in my opinion.
Xenmas: Hmmm. I think I would fit in the Wiggles™ Movie.
-Everyone gets a puzzled look on their face-
Xenmas: What? I look like Dave!
-Xenmas puts on the Wiggles #1 hit: Wiggle it all around! - (I got this off the internet-
-Text on phones… again-
Aura: Kelsey, Get ready for the gummy bears.
Kelsey: Got it!
-Reality… again-
Larxene: I choose being Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz!
Sukai: Well lets pretend that the Wicked Witch of the West wins that movie. I'm the witch, Larxene. You are not in Kansas anymore.
-Sukai summons Fire chains to bind Larxene to her chair-
Sukai: And welcome to Hell, Larxene. Welcome to Hell.
SUSPENSE TIME! Well, this is ½ of this! Stay tuned… If you dare! Hehehe…
- oblivion64
