This is the final chapter of the Twins of Torture mini-series. I love this story! It was called the Trilogy of Hell, but I changed it. Enjoy! Credit given to TheOathkeeper, AngelofDeath, musicbox, and FantasyKnight123!

Previously, on the Twins of Torture mini-series of It's gameshow Time!

"Hmmm. I think I would fit in the Wiggles™ Movie." Xenmas says, while looking up

–Wigglez numbah 1 hit- (Xenmas sucks at spelling)

-Everyone gets a puzzled look on their face-

"What? I look like Dave!" Xenmas says.

-Xenmas puts on the Wiggles #1 hit: Wiggle it all around! - (I got this off the internet!)-

-Text on phones… again-

"Kelsey, Get ready for the gummy bears." Aura texts while sprouting an evil grin. "Got it, Aura!" Kelsey texts.

-Reality… again-

Larxene: I choose being Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz!

Sukai: Well lets pretend that the Wicked Witch of the West wins that movie. I'm the witch, Larxene. You are not in Kansas anymore.

-Sukai summons Fire chains to bind Larxene to her chair-

Sukai: And welcome to Torture Land, Larxene. Welcome to Torture Land. You have a 1 way ticket!

Now, the moment you have all been waiting for…

Chapter 7, the final chapter of the twins of torture, OF

!IT'S GAMESHOW TIME!

Sukai: OH KELSEY! I NEED YOU!

-Kelsey comes over and Sukai whispers in her ear. She nods and leaves to the backstage.-

-Backstage-

Kelsey: Jesus, you can hear Larxene screaming from here.

-Kelsey gets out her phone, and dials (132)-657-4980-

-San Francisco, California-

"Ring, Ring, Ring! Ring, Ring, Ring!"

? : Who could that be? I'm watching Texas A&M own Alabama in College Football, here!

-? Picks up the phone-

? : Hello?

Kelsey: Oh thank god you picked up the phone, Ichiro! We need you at Aura Stadium, stage 6, fast!

Ichiro: Oh fine. You owe me one, Kelsey.

Kelsey: No, this is payback for when I did your homework in kindergarten!

Ichiro: … Oh. Well, I will be right over.

-Back at the backstage-

-Ichiro zips in front of Kelsey, onto the stage. Kelsey follows.-

-On stage-

Sukai: Hello, all of you people! This is how to torture Larxene! 1st off, Kelsey, I have a frame 5x4 of Obsidian, and some Flint and Steel. Go make a portal.

Kelsey: Can do!

Ichiro: Hey Sukai, can I do the kickoff?

Sukai: Sure!

Ichiro: Ok audience, 1st dump out every bottle of Lightning Shampoo in the world except one. Hang that 1 bottle of shampoo right above Larxene.

Larxene: NOOOOO! God, my hair will never stay pretty!

Ichiro: Well, will you need it?

Larxene: YOU LITTLE SON OF A-

-Ichiro gags her with an apple-

Ichiro: Next, get out a razor haircutter and plug it in.

-Larxene's eyes got wide at this-

Ichiro: Now SHAVE THE VICTIM!

-Larxene faints-

-One hour of blood, gore, reassembly, and bagging of the Larxene later…-

Aura: Kelsey is now done! Throw the bags into the portal!

-The bags are thrown in-

Aura: Now that that part is over… Ichiro and Sukai, I have just found out something… You know how you both have a long lost twin?

Ichiro+Sukai: Yes?

Aura: Look at eachother. You are looking at your… TWIN!

-Everyone's jaw drops—

-The twins faint—

Aura: When they recover, we will ask them some questions. For now… WE HAVE A GUEST! Xenmas… you have a twin too. His name is Will, and he is… A COW!

-Will the Cow comes in—

Will: Moo.

Aura: Question time!

To Marluxia: Who do you like?

Marluxia: Well, I like Demyx and Larxene. But I refuse to tell who I really like.

Aura: Well, that is a lie, a refuse, and a truth. Marluxia, once you are out of your "special room" that we are about to send you into, you can prank who you want, but your victim cannot whine or Marluxia gets revenge. Now, go to the room.

-Marluxia enters the room Aura was pointing to and it is filled with MarVex fangirls, and a random person with a flaming chainsaw!-

Aura: I am sorry for him… not! Let's ask more stuff!

To Xigbar: How heavy are those arrowguns?

Xigbar: 1 pound each.

Xenmas: You weak? Because that is very light weight.

Zexion: And you aren't?

-Audience bursts into laughter, and Xenmas blushes—

Aura: Before it gets gory, let's ask some questions to the Cowtwin family, huh?

Will the Cow: Mooooo.

For Will the Cow: How does it feel to be twins with someone who eats… STEAK?

-Will the cow's eyes widen, and he glares at Xenmas, while his eyes are turning red and he has steam coming out of his ears-

WillCow: (A/N: That is Will the Cow's nickname for now on.) Moo moo Mooooo, Moo moo moo. 'Grunt' MOOOOOOOO! (TRANSLATION: What? Xenmas will pay… NOOOWWWW!)

-WillCow runs straight into Xenmas, and puts him onto a huge butcher's board.-

WillCow: Moo. Moo mooo moooooo mooooo MOOOOOOOOOO! (TRANSLATION: Let's see how you like being a choice cut on a DINNER PLATE!)

-WillCow moos something into Larxene's ear, and she nods and gives him the knives. He also finds an electronic cutter; just enter the knives into it and choppity chop-chop!-

WillCow: Moo! (TRANSLATION: Have a nice consumption!)

-The machine starts to whir when WillCow puts the knives into the cutter.-

Xenmas: AAHHHHH! NONONONONONONONONO I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE YET!

After a lot of screaming, knifing, cutting, selling, reassembling, surgery, and eating…

Aura: Well, now that the slaughtering is over, lets get to it, mates!

For Xenmas (Who is still having reassembling surgery): How did your mom give birth to a cow and you at the same time?

-WillCow gets a translator put onto his head-

WillCow: Well, Let me tell you, since Xenmas has an antiseptic in his system.

How Xenmas and Will the Cow's mom gave birth to them at the same time

Once, at The hospital that Never Worked, Xenmom gave birth to Xenmas. But, something was wrong. Xenmas's stomach kept bulging in and out, and making a sound in between a tummy rumble and a moo. Xenmom watched as Xenmas was worked on, and his stomach was ripped open. There was a cow inside! Xenmas hugged him when his tummy was stitched up.

-Back at the gameshow-

Everyone: XENMAS GAVE BIRTH TO A COW?

-Everyone laughs, and Xenmas falls and stops breathing as fast as usual, so he is took out for the rest of the chapter-

Aura: Well… awkward… Lets… move… on?

-Marluxia exits "THE ROOM" And comes out torn. Bloody. Battered, and scorched. His left ring finger is also cut off-

Everyone: MARLUXIA? Oh crap… his prank!

Aura, Kelsey, Sukai, and Ichiro: Well, Marluxia! Who do you wanna prank?

Marluxia: I already did.

-Roxas suddenly looks in his pants…-

Roxas: WHY THE FUC* ARE THERE MASHED POTATOES IN MY PANTS? I forgot to wear underwear… sh*t!

-Everyone laughs, and Roxas teleports out of there-

Aura: Marluxia… YOU GET TO ASK A QUESTION FOR THAT! THAT WAS MOTHER FU*KIN HILARIOUS!

-Marluxia sits in a chair.-

Marluxia: Ok… lets get this ON! Hey, can I bring in a character instead?

Ichiro: Well, sure! As long as it involves torture!

Marluxia: Audience, please welcome… WAKKA!

-Wakka enters and shoves Sora on stage-

Wakka: Hey Sora, is this what you putting off our races for?

-Sora is silent…..-

Wakka: Show me your stuff!

-Sora flinches, and his face gets red, like WillCow's face earlier.-

Sora: Ok… Lets DO THIS!

Player: Wakka

Enemy: Sora

Defeat Sora! (Music: The 13th's struggle)

Sora draws his keyblade. Wakka grabs a Shotgun. "Hey Wakka! You gonna fight, or be a wimp?" Sora gets shot in the eye, and is pulled out of the chapter.

END OF BATTLE

Aura: Marluxia, next chapter you get to pull in another character! And you get no more questions. You may leave.

-Marluxia happily leaves-

Kelsey and Sukai: Ok, next question!

To Xigbar: We have heard that you can shoot your arrowguns with your feet. Is that true?

Xigbar: Yes… want me to show?

Everyone: YES! YEEESSSS!

-Xigbar gets out his arrowguns, and removes his shoes. He shoots a target with his shoes, and he hits the bulls-eye.-

-Everyone claps-

Aura, Ichiro, Sukai, and Kelsey: Well, that is this chapter; the end of the twins of torture is here! See you in the next chapter!

That is the end of this mini-series! I had so much schoolwork I didn't post for a while: sorry! See you soon!

-oblivion64