It's Gameshow Time!
Chapter 8: Return of the Gameshow!
Hello everyone! Oblivion is back! This *Return of the Gameshow* chapter is ALL FAN QUESTIONS, ALL THE TIME! With every extra character… Wow. This will add some new things, have some old things. You get the point. Now that this little introduction is over… I have to say some Disclaimers. Then, It's Gameshow Time!
Disclaimer: I do not own Taco Bell, The YouTube video 'Dumb ways To Die', Any Kingdom Hearts characters, the movie 'Jack the Giant slayer', or anything other than Aura and Kelsey. The other OC'S were from other authors.
Aura: Welcome back everyone! We have some new people! Since I haven't been doing this lately, let's review the characters.
Organization XIII!
Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Wakka!
Sukai, Kelsey, and Aura *The Host!*
Will the Cow *Xenmas's Twin*!
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy!
UNANNOUNCED NEW CHARACTERS!
*GUEST STAR FROM ANOTHER STORIES* NeoX!
Aura: Well… That's it! Let's start the Q'S!
NeoX, Who were you fighting in that other story?
NeoX: Well… It's hard to remember. Wait I know! It was these dudes with white oval-triangle heads, and someone with a black coat and spiky hair was controlling them.
*Xenmas slowly sinks down in his chair*
Everyone *Except Xenmas*: XENMAS!
Aura: Kelsey, you know what time it is!
Kelsey: Yes, I do. Do the honors?
Aura: Most certainly.
*Aura presses a RED BUTTON on a GRAY DEVICE*
*The RABID GUMMY BEARS enter from THE HOLE OF IT*
Sora: Hey, I remember when they attacked me! Oh, Xenmas is dead without any kid in him…
Xenmas: AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!
*The rabid gummy bears pull Xenmas into the ENDLESS Hole of It*
Sukai: Let me add a little touch to this Hole of It…
…..2 HOURS LATER…..
*Xenmas emerges from THE HOLE OF IT and goes into the fetal position, without a face*
Xenmas: Happy place… Mommy takes me home…
Sukai: There. Made 100% more violent. Now, to eBay to sell Xenmas's face!
Aura: Well, that brings back memories. Let's move on.
Wakka, How do you want to torture Sora today?
Wakka: Hmmmmm….. How about another one of those Dates, from Chapter 4?
Roxas & Xion: Oh, our date at What-A-Burger was in 1 week, but I guess we can reschedule it for lunch today. *They both write down directions on notes and hand them to everyone.*
*Everyone's jaw drops except for theirs*
Aura: Well… See you guys in a hour?
Everyone: Uh… Ok?
*Xigbar quietly tries to sneak away*
Aura: Oh no, you don't!
*Aura chains Xigbar to his chair*
Aura: NeoX, I heard you can turn something into another thing. Try it by…
*Aura whisperers something into NeoX's ear*
NeoX: Ok!
SUDDENLY, A huge pool of ice cold electrifying water appears!
*NeoX speaks some spell language, and then Xigbar is a cat!*
Sukai: Nice kitty, just go into my arms and… DIE!
*Sukai throws the kitty into the water*
Xigbar the Cat: MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!
…..Another hour later…..
Kelsey: Let's turn Xigbar back. We need him for lunch.
NeoX: Ok…
*After some random gibberish, Xigbar is back and everyone has returned.*
Aura: Riku and Demyx are dismissed from lunch.
Riku & Demyx: All right! Let's go to the arcade! *They high-five and run off*
Sukai: I have paired up the dates! Here is a list of them:
LIST OF DATES:
Xenmas & Will the Cow
Xigbar and Xaldin
Vexen and Lexaeus
Zexion and Saix
Axel and Larxene
Luxord and Marluxia
Roxas and Xion
Sora and Kairi
Sora and Kairi: We finally can go on a date!
*No one's jaw drops*
Axel: It was obvious.
*TO THE WHAT-A-BURGER!*
Larxene: Axel, this is FUUUNNNNN! How 'bout we do this sometime again?
*Axel mouths to Roxas and Xion: HELP ME*
Roxas: Hey! The Extra-Pep Pepsi is here too!
Xion: NO WAY! I want to try it!
*Xion puts some Mountain Frost into her Extra-pep Pepsi, making a Suicide drink combo*
Xion: OMG this is awesome I got to get more WHERE DID THEY GET THIS STUFF?
*Xion goes on a sugar rush*
Roxas: Oh Xion…
*At Xenmas's table (Xenmas's face has grown back somehow)…*
Xenmas: Will, we have really grown attached. Maybe we are twins.
Will the Cow: MOOOO! *Hugs Xenmas without knocking over him*
*BACK TO THE STAGE!*
Aura: Now that that is done, we would like Will the Cow to come up and say a few words about the life on a farm.
*NeoX Whispers to Xion: Watch this! Will the cow will SAY something very interesting…*
Xion: OMG I just realized NeoX! YOU'RE SO CUTE! *Pulls him into a hug*
NeoX: Ow! Stop it you're cutting off my circulation…
*Roxas pulls Xion away from him*
Roxas: Xion, there's time for that at the castle. You don't want to go in THE HOLE OF IT do you?
*Kelsey hears their conversation and holds up the red button*
Xion: Uh… No. Let's listen to Will the Cow now.
*Will the Cow comes up the stage*
Will the Cow: Oink moo! Moooo! Oink Moooooooo!
*Everyone claps so loud you can hear it in the streets, except Xenmas, who was chewing grass*
Larxene: So touching…
Demyx and Riku *which are now back from the Arcade*: That cow is the new Shakespeare!
Aura: *sniffles* Ok, next question!
Sora, If you had to trade you're weapon with someone, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Sora: NO MY KEYBLADE! Uh… I would trade with…. Xenmas.
Aura: Why Xenmas?
Sora: Because he can't use a keyblade, and I have always wanted to use Light-sabers from Star Wars!
Xenmas: THEY ARE ETHERAL BLADES! At least now we can get more hearts than ever!
*Xenmas tries to spin The Keyblade around like Sora does, but accidentally embeds the Keyblade in his head*
Aura: Uh… Let's take a break from that question for now. This next question is going to be from a Roxas-Fangirl Fan mail!-
Dear Roxas,
That Xion girl is so overrated! Trying to win you over with Ice Cream… Do you really like her? If not, I can take you out and we will live happily ever after, with our children!
LARXENE
Aura: Sukai, Kelsey, come over here. What does that crossed out name say?
Sukai: Is it Larxono?
Kelsey: Maybe Larquene?
Aura: It could be Larxeon…
*Sukai, Aura, and Kelsey all look at each-other at the same time…*
Sukai, Aura, and Kelsey: LARXENE!
*Everyone gasps, and Roxas passes out from shock and terror*
Larxene: Well Roxas? Do you like her? *makes a kissy face*
Roxas: *is passed out* Ugh….
Xion: ROXAS! Are you OK? *Throws a keyblade at Larxene's head*
*The keyblade embeds itself into Larxene's head, then her chest falls on the keyblade that is in Xenmas's head*
Xion: Roxas! WAKE UP!
Kelsey: I take a health class. Leave it to me.
*After 10 minutes of examining heartbeat ratio, breathing speed, and blood pressure tests…*
Kelsey: It looks like Roxas is in a coma. Usually these take 2 months or so to get out of, and death is possibl-
*Xion interrupts Kelsey*
Xion: POSSIBLE DEATH? 2 MONTHS AT MINIMUM? Ugh…
*Xion is unconscious*
Aura: Uh… Kelsey, call the Paramedics to take Xenmas, Roxas, and Xion to the hospital.
Kelsey: Got it. What about Larxene?
Aura: *whispers to Sukai* Torture time! And this time, we are going crazy. Call in… The Draxenol.
Sukai: *Makes a happy face* YAY!
*Sukai calls someone…*
Sukai: Hey. Long time no see, Draxenol.
NEW CHARACTER APPROACHING!
Draxenol, #0 of the Organization
Profile: Used to be the leader of Organization XIII. According to Xenmas, He had slayed Draxenol, and will take over the Organization. IN REALITY, Draxenol was severely injured, but lived. He found a mansion for sale in Florida, and lives there in the present. Is called by Org. XIII *#0*.
Weapon: A daggered paintbrush called the *Art of Assassination*.
Elements: Light, Darkness, and Dusk
Limit Form: When mad enough, grows large, feathery wings and fangs. He becomes 50 times more powerful than normal.
Draxenol: Yep. Sup?
Sukai: We need you to torture someone with me, Aura, and Kelsey.
Draxenol: Got it. Be there in a flash of light.
Sukai: Ok. *Hangs up*
*Draxenol appears behind him in a flash of light*
Draxenol: Hey.
Sukai: AHHH! You meant a flash of light literally, didn't you.
Draxenol: Yep. Let's go.
*When they get on stage, Larxene is fully healed by Kelsey, so she can experience as much torture as possible.*
Aura & Kelsey: Draxenol! Long time no see!
Draxenol: Yeah, yeah, Hurry up with that question you had for her before we slay- I mean ask her a couple of things that have been going on while I was gone.
Aura: Ok…
Larxene, What would you do if you were inflated like a balloon?
Larxene: Well, I would pop myself. I would heal by MAKING Kelsey, but I would pop myself.
Aura: Ok then! Now, Everyone, You have been waiting for this moment for a LONG time…
*Xenmas, Roxas, and Xion walk in right as he says that…*
Xenmas: *whispers to Roxas and Xion* Do you think he means…
Roxas: Yes…
Xion: Definitely…
Aura: And now is that time! Say the words everyone!
Everyone *but Larxene who didn't know what the heck was going on*: ITS TORTURE TIME!
*Larxene suddenly is thrown to the wall, and is strapped there by Aura, Sukai, Kelsey, and Draxenol*
Aura: Kelsey and Sukai! Set up the cameras so we can sell these clips on eBay!
Kelsey and Sukai: Got it. *They set up cameras around Larxene, and hit the Record button*
Aura: Here is the list of people, from front to last, to torture Larxene!
Kelsey: WAIT! I want to call someone in for this.
*Kelsey calls someone…*
Kelsey: Sup, Namine?
Namine: Nothing, Just playing Mario Kart 7. Why did you call?
Kelsey: I thought you may want to help us torture Larxene…
Namine: YES! I FINALLY GET TO TORTURE HER! I'll be there soon!
Kelsey: Ok, you will be #6 on the list!
Namine: Got it!
*10 MINUTES LATER…*
*Namine enters the stage *
Namine: Kelsey! It's been so long!
Kelsey: NAMINE!
*The two hug each-other*
Kelsey: Ok, here is the list of people! We will be selling videos of the torture for 10 dollars each, so buy one if you are interested!
Namine: Got it! Maybe we can have a sleepover tonight and invite everyone over to watch it!
Kelsey: GREAT IDEA!
Namine: I know right? Now, I think that we're about to start!
LIST OF TORTURERS:
1. Aura
2. Kelsey
3. Sukai
4. Draxenol
5-17. Organization XIII! #s 14-13 and 11-1, starting with 14
18. Namine
19. Sora
20. Riku
21. Kairi
22. Wakka
23. Will the Cow
24. King Mickey
25. Donald
26. Goofy
27. NeoX
We hope you enjoy the torture!
Aura: LET THE TORTURE BEGIN!
*Aura gets out something that looks like a diary*
Aura: Ahem. This is Larxene's diary. Apparently, it says on the front… *DO NOT TOUCH! Larxene's special thoughts engraved in this diary.* Hmmm… What do you guys think I should do?
Sora: READ IT! You're creating suspense.
Aura: Got it! But first, because for me doing this Larxene will probably say some… well… strong language, lets gag her!
*Aura gags Larxene*
Larxene: Mm mph! Gluck fou! *Translation is too bad to be put in this fanfic. Let's just say… Fudge you!*
Aura: Now that that is done, Ahem.
Larxene's Diary
Dear diary,
Today was another stupid show of Its Gameshow Time! I can't believe that Zexion stole, of all things, THAT Piece of clothing. Who would have guessed 'he' was a she-male? Well, either way, now I can live happy again. What would make me happier you ask? If Axel married me! That would be heaven! And then we could have kids, and name them Laxel and Axene. Those are our names combined! Maybe I should ask him tomorrow. Maybe I will! I'll write in you later, Diary. See you!
*Axel faints*
Aura: Get axel alive again using these electronic live-giving thingies! We need him to torture Larxene as well!
Kelsey: *warms up the electronic things* Got it. FIRING UP!
*A loud zapping noise is heard at the local Taco Bell, 5 blocks away*
Taco Bell Worker: Harry, did you short out the burrito maker again!
Harry: No, Jim, that wasn't me! Maybe someone tried to get a soda but we were out of it.
Jim: Ugh. I'm trying to work the cashier station!
Harry: No one's here right now. Do it while I order a fresh batch of potatoes for the fiesta tonight.
Jim: Fine, but you owe me a large Mountain Dew: Baja Blast.
Harry: Ok, ok, just do it!
*At the stage, Axel is alive again*
Aura: Ok! Kelsey, you're turn!
Kelsey: YAY!
*She removes the gag from Larxene*
Kelsey: Hey. I know you will have a lot of stress today. Don't tell anyone, but these are stress-reducing pills. Here's a glass of water to chug one down. Do you want it?
Larxene: Yes! At least someone here is nice to me.
Kelsey: Ok! Down the hatch! *She gives Larxene the pill, then puts on the gag again*
Larxene: Umgh! Whewre thuose weally strfss pllis? *TRANSLATION: Ugh! Were those really stress pills?*
Kelsey: No… They were poison! They heighten you're stress!
Larxene: Wvut? *Larxene's face turns green*
Kelsey: SHE'S GONNA VOMIT! Duck!
*Larxene vomits all the way across the room*
NeoX: Cleaning time! *NeoX mutters a few words, and the mess is cleaned up*
Aura: Ok! Now, you haven't seen him do this EVER SINCE CHAPTER 4! Sukai, Come on up!
Sukai: Awesome! Now, everyone, I want to combine my torture session with Draxenol!
Draxenol: Sweet!
Sukai: Ok, let's make our plan! *whispers something to Draxenol*
Draxenol: Sukai, You are bad.
Sukai: Yes. Yes I am. Plan X4 is now in motion!
*Draxenol gets out his Art of Assassination, and draws out a machete and a Desert Eagle Python. He also makes a target practice range in the wall, with the moving target being Larxene*
Draxenol: Shootout at high noon, Larxene!
*They hear a ding as the clock strikes noon. The mechanism starts to whir as Draxenol prepares his Desert Eagle*
Draxenol: Lock and load.
*At the local Taco Bell again, 5 loud BAMs ring out.*
Harry: What the hell was that?
Jim: It sounded like a goddamn shootout!
Harry: It's not the Old Western times anymore, Jim. But, around here, there is a crime every day. Be on the lookout for any evidence of a gun, a dead body or anything in the sort.
Jim: Ok. It's good we got you as a part-time police officer, eh?
Harry: Yep.
*At the stage…*
Draxenol: Yes! 4/5 hit the target!
*Larxene has a hole in her stomach, another one in her stomach, one in her head, and one in her neck*
Draxenol: Now, Sukai, use the machete I drew up. Use it to your liking.
*Sukai makes a derpy face*
Sukai: Larxene, I read a little of your diary when Aura was done. You have always wanted to go to india for just 5 seconds, huh? This is your time for that. But, there is a catch.
Larxene: Wvut is twe cxatjh? *TRANSLATION: What is the catch?*
Sukai: You will go there: IN PARTS!
*Sukai slowly cuts off her arms. Legs, and her head. Then her individual fingers and toes. Sukai then dresses up in a black suit with a ski mask, and carries the parts over to the shipping service 5 blocks away, by Taco Bell.*
Sukai: Be right back!
*5 Minutes later, at Taco Bell*
Jim: HARRY! LOOK!
*Harry peers over his shoulder, and through the Drive Through they see a bloody box, and something falls out of it*
Harry: My lord. We got to get that thing that fell out of the box!
Jim: Got it. You get it, while I man the place. Looks like we have a customer right now, so I have to stay here.
Harry: Ok.
*Harry leaves the Taco Bell, and walks into the street. He picks up the 'thing'*
Harry: By god! Is this a disembodied pinkie? I need to call in the force on this guy…
*At the shipping company…*
Sukai: Hello. Can I send this box somewhere this fine day?
Shipping Worker: Yes, where would you like to send it?
Sukai: India.
Shipping Worker: Ok, that will be 59 dollars for a 10 second round trip. 2 seconds to get there, 5 seconds in India, and 3 seconds to be transported to this address.
Sukai: Ok, here you go! *Hands the worker 59 bucks*
*2 Seconds later…*
Larxene's Disembodied Head: INDIA! Yes! Now I ca-
Shipping Deliverer: 5 seconds is up. Time to get to that address!
Larxene's Disembodied Head: Oh, come on! He literally meant 5 seconds…
*3 Seconds later…*
* A 'ding dong' sound is heard at the front door of the stage*
Sukai: Yay! NeoX, use a spell to put her back together again and teleport her back to the chains on the wall.
Draxenol: I'll lock the chains once she's in there. Then I want to go all out with a lava pit! *Draws a lava pit under Larxene*
Sukai: I'll get the Larxene package.
*Sukai opens the door and is confronted by police officers, led by Harry. He hadn't taken off the ski mask/black suit yet, and had blood on his gloves*
Harry: Hello. Were you going to chop off THEIR pinkies, too? *Harry handcuffs Sukai, and puts the pinkie back in the box*
Sukai: FIRAIR! *He summons fiery air, to pierce Harry and to burn away his handcuffs*
Sukai: *Grabs some Poke-Balls. Pikachu hasn't been used for a long time, so he is happy when Sukai says…* Pikachu! I choose…
*Pikachu thinks YES! He is going to choose pika-me!*
Sukai: …. Black Kyurem!
*Pikachu: SHIZ!*
BANG!
*Kyurem gets shot and dies*
Sukai: DAMN! Pokemon are supposed to FAINT, not die!
Draxenol: I'll handle this. *Draws up Jason Voorhees's knife* DIE, SUCKERS!
*At the house next to the stage…*
Kid: Mommy, something is going on over there!
Mom: Let me see. *The Mom peers through the window to see Draxenol slicing through police, cutting through their stomachs. She faints*
Kid: Mommy?
*5 minutes later, Draxenol has defeated all the policeman, put them back together, brainwashed them from the last day, and has put Larxene back, chained to the wall.*
Aura: Ok! Start the organization torturers, starting with Xion.
Xion: Roxas, want to help me with this?
Roxas: Hell yeah! *whispers to turn something onto Xion's laptop, for Larxene to watch*
Xion: Nice! *Turns on YouTube, where she clicks on *Dumb ways to die*
Larxene: NOOOOOO!
Roxas: Oh yeah, we forgot to put her gag on again. *puts the gag on Larxene again*
Xion: This is the sing along version, too! Everyone, KARAOKE!
Dumb ways to Die, ©DumbWays2Die YouTube
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
CHORUS
Dumb Ways to Die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to Die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Verse
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week old unrefrigerated pie.
SING CHORUS
Verse
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
SING CHORUS
Verse
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what's this red button do?
SING CHORUS
Verse
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps, for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom-gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks, between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
END VERSE
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to Die-ie-ie
….
So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die.
*END SONG*
*Xion takes off Larxene's gag for a response*
Larxene: SO CUTE! BUT SO GORY!
*Xion puts Larxene's gag back on*
Xion: Roxas, let's try to use that Ultima keyblade thingy that Sora and Riku do! You know, where they shoot the big beam of light at something?
Roxas: Ok! Now, I equip Oathkeeper, you equip Oblivion, then we hold hands and hold the keyblades together…
*At Taco Bell, Harry is back, and a HUGE beam of light and darkness shoots out of the stage*
Harry: The heck? Too many crazy things have been going on around that stage… Let's just stay here. Last time I went over there, the squad got turned into sushi.
Jim: Got it! Hey, you still owe me that Baja Blast. Put the money in the register, and hand it over.
Harry: I hate your long-term memory…
Jim: *Makes a derpy face* I know. Hey, that beam of light seems like that one I see in my son's video game, Kingdom Hearts II.
Harry: You don't think…
Jim: Yes, I do think that they are there. Let's check during our lunch break in a hour.
Harry: Got it.
*At the Gameshow*
Aura: HOLY CRAP! Xion, you disintegrated her! While her body parts are being reassembled, let's take a break from torture. Pause the cameras.
*Sukai and Draxenol decide to turn off the cameras*
Aura: Let's try 2 questions, and then I think Larxene will be reassembled.
Wakka, Sora, Kairi, and Riku, If you had to be in a movie, what movie would you choose?
Wakka: I would choose Jack the Giant slayer! I want to be the big giant!
Sora: I would be in that movie too. I would be Jack, so I could SLAY Wakka!
Wakka: 'gulp'
Kairi: I would choose to be in that movie too! I would be the princess.
Riku: I might as well be the commander of the Army in that movie.
Aura: Ok! Next question!
Demyx, If you wrote a story for kids, what would it be about?
Demyx: It would be about a big red dog that adventures everywhere! I would call it… Cliffman the Big Red Dog.
NeoX: Already made. Ever heard of 'Clifford the Big Red Dog'?
Demyx: Dangit. How about a big purple dinosaur that teaches kids about friendship?
Sukai: That's 'Barney'.
Demyx: GODDAMNIT! How about a wolf who blows down 2 out of 3 piggies houses, but can't blow down the last one?
Xion: That's 'the 3 little pigs'.
Demyx: This is my last one: A girl tries to go to her Grandma's. And… and… the wolf impersonated the grandma, and almost eats her!
Roxas: That's 'Little Red Riding Hood'!
Demyx: I GIVE UP! How about a monkey that saves a school of babies and teaches them about heroes?
Marluxia: That's.. that's…
Sukai: That's not made yet!
Demyx: ALL RIGHT! Now I can start to make it!
Aura: Oh god. Well, Larxene is reassembled thanks to Kelsey, and strapped to the wall, so now number 11 in the Organization can go up.
Marluxia: Yeah! Larxene, you said you didn't like me because I use a flower scythe?
Larxene: Gea *TRANSLATION: Yea*
Marluxia: Well, I can show you what FLOWERS can do!
*Marluxia starts to summon flowers, which start to go into Larxene's mouth and choke her to the edge of death*
Larxene: Gaa-aaaaackk-ccccc *Choking noises*
*Marluxia summons them off at the last second*
Marluxia: Now will you go out with me? *Takes Larxene's gag off*
Larxene: NO!
*Marluxia starts to summon the flowers again*
Larxene: Ok, I will! Sheesh…
*Aura puts her gag back on*
Next… #10 of the Organization!
Luxord: Yes! Larxene, Today I want to play a card game with you. The torture will be... YOU NEVER WIN!
Larxene: Gao vuts fupid. *TRANSLATION: That's so stupid…*
Aura: C'mon Luxord!
Luxord: All I am good at is cards… How about the whole ORGANIZATION tortures her at ONCE?
Organization #'s 9-1: YEA!
*Xenmas slices her bones*
*Xigbar shoots her with lasers in the head*
*Xaldin pierces her with spears*
*Vexen uses his blue shield to ram her in the face*
*Lexaeus starts to pummel her with his Sword*
*Zexion uses his Lexicon to weave illusions of her lightning shampoo running out, then the factory burning down*
*Saix goes berserk and starts to summon large gusts of wind and throw them at Larxene*
*Axel burns her hair off, and fry's her legs*
*Demyx starts to sing a song, while everyone has headphones on BUT Larxene*
*Luxord takes all her Money and takes it to the Casino*
**AFTER A LONG TORTURING BY THE ORGANIZATION**
Kelsey: Wow. I never thought I would use this 1-time full restoration, but Larxene is damaged beyond my regular repair.
*Larxene is bloody, battered, pale, unconscious, and on the edge of death. Kelsey feeds her the restoration potion and she is healed to full capacity, but she is still gagged*
Aura: Wow. That was… Just say , I am never going to make a movie about that.
Kelsey: Yea, that's a bad idea. Next torturer is… Namine! Whose drawings can make reality distort…
Namine: Ok! Here is a little drawing I made called… 'Ways of Ansem'.
*It shows Larxene inflating like a balloon *remember that question from earlier?* and popping. Kelsey heals her, and then Ansem comes in and summons his heartless to swipe her up and throw her around in the Heartless Volleyball Tournament.*
*SUDDENLY… Larxene inflated like a balloon and pops! She screams in pain for a couple minutes, and then Kelsey heals her. 5 seconds after that, Larxene is taken away and put into the shape of a ball by Ansem's Heartless. They go away for the Heartless Volleyball Tournament.*
Kelsey: Uh… maybe we should ask questions while Larxene is gone?
Aura: Good idea! I hope she gets hurt A LOT in that tournament. Now... QUESTION TIME!
Saix, If Aura says the word 'big', what would be the 1st thing to pop into your mind?
Saix: Probably the full moon. When I see it, it gets bigger and bigger until I go insane.
Aura: Ok! Then, I must say this: Big.
*Suddenly, a hologram of the FULL MOON appears on the roof*
Saix: *gasps* HRRRRRGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Saix goes berserk!*
*After Kelsey puts him to sleep using a medicinal drug for insane outbursts…*
Aura: That was hilarious! Next question!
Zexion, if a Porcelain doll came to life and tried to kill you, what would you do?
Zexion: Well, I wouldn't do anything, because dolls can't come to life.
*NeoX mutters a few words, and Zexion is stuck, so if something happened, HE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING.*
Aura: Bring out the Porcelain doll that we made!
*Sukai brings out a porcelain doll holding a kitchen knife*
Aura: NeoX, say the words!
*NeoX activates a spell and the porcelain doll comes to life, and starts to head toward the immobile Zexion*
Zexion: WHY CAN'T I move?
*Aura deactivates the Porcelain doll and Zexion's invisible chains with a anti-spell*
Aura: That's for another chapter. Next question!
Namine and Riku, some people say you are dating. Is this true?
*Namine and Riku blush* Namine & Riku: Yes.
*Everyone gets dumbstruck*
Everyone: WHAAATTTTTT?
Namine: Yep. We actually had our 1 month anniversary yesterday!
Riku: Yep.
Aura: Well… I am happy for you two. Now, questions!
Everyone, if you had to kill someone who would it be?
Everyone: LARXENE!
Aura: Other than Larxene.
Everyone: The police!
Draxenol: They got a good point.
Sukai: Yep.
Kelsey: I really don't give a crap…
Sora: I hate them.
Riku: They tried to tow my car.
Kairi: Same, Riku. And I was IN the car.
Wakka: What's the question?
Aura: Never mind, Wakka. Larxene is back, and… not moving or blinking… Kelsey, do you got a Revive?
*Kelsey holds up a Revive from Pokemon* Kelsey: Yep! *Kelsey gives the Revive to Larxene, and she awakens. Kelsey straps her to the wall, and gags her again*
Kelsey: Next up on the Torture list is Sora!
Sora: I want Riku, Kairi, and Wakka to help me with this.
Kairi: Got it! I can use that Keyblade that I found out I had in KH3D!
Riku: Okay.
Wakka: Got it bro!
*Sora and Kairi use a Pink Ultima on Larxene. Riku starts to use the darkness to make Larxene hallucinate, and Wakka is punching Larxene.*
**30 MINUTES LATER…**
Kelsey: Thank you guys! Next up is one you have ALL been waiting for! He is a cow. He is a good cook. HE IS THE NEW SHAKESPEARE… He is WILL THE COW!
*Will the Cow gets out an electronic cutting machine, and inserts Larxene's head and a knife.*
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Kelsey: Maybe we should start to put her back together? Thank you for that, Will.
Will the Cow: Oink Moooo. *TRANSLATION: My pleasure.*
*NeoX uses a spell to put her head back together*
Aura: The final trio of torturers! Welcome in, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy!
*They enter and start to hack away at Larxene. Donald spams Firaga Burst, Goofy just randomly slices anywhere and everywhere, and Mickey uses his Keyblade to hack away. After that…*
Aura: THAT was beautiful! I loved this session of torture! We have about 8 more questions though!
Larxene, Now that your gag is off and you are healed, if you could wish for anything, what WOULD you wish for? It cannot be more wishes.
Larxene: For COD: BO2 Zombies; Mob of the Dead to be real!
*At that moment, in Alcatraz…*
Prisoner: What? I thought I killed him!
Zombie: RRRAAAAAAAAA!
*Another prisoner shoots the zombie*
Prisoner #2: What the f—k?
*All 4 prisoners get out Pythons and start shooting away. They weirdly never run out of ammo, but it takes about 100 shots to kill the zombie*
Prisoner #3: Something weird is going on here, and I don't like it…
*Zombies come out of the ground, the cells, and the upper floors*
Prisoner #4: Oh s—t!
*At the stage…*
Larxene: Hey! My wish came true! AWESOME!
Aura: That is pretty cool… Next question!
Kairi, if you prank called someone, who would you prank call and what would you do?
Kairi: I would prank call my friend Selphie, and pretend I was her boyfriend, and say that her 'boyfriend' wanted to meet her at the mall.
Sora: Nice! Selphie always believes stuff like that!
Aura: Ok then! *Prank calls Selphie with Kairi's phone (Thank god Selphie doesn't have caller I.D.) And says that her 'boyfriend' wants to meet her at the mall in 2 hours.*
Kairi: Nice, Aura!
Aura: My pleasure. Next question!
Vexen, WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Vexen: Well… I like the show 'My little Pony'.
*Everyone gasps*
Lexaeus: YOU are a BRONIE?
Vexen: Yea.
Aura: *Smirks and turns on 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' on the big screen*
Vexen: OH MY GOD! Princess Sylestia!
Aura: Let's leave him to that. Next question! We got 5 left!
Axel and Roxas, Have you two ever hurt one another?
Roxas: Yes. He tried to steal my ice cream, and-
Axel: And I got creamed.
Aura: Nice… Short and sweet answer. NEXT!
Xenmas, do you live in sorrow?
Xenmas: Not anymore! I live with Will now! *Hugs will*
Will the Cow: Oink moo! *Smiles as big as a cow can*
Aura: Awwwww!
Audience: Aww! They are SO CUTE!
Aura: Yep. Next question!
Xion, do you dye your hair?
Xion: NO! But Saix does.
*Saix has awoken from the medication drug*
Saix: HOW DID YOU KNOW? Yes, I do. I am a natural brown-hair.
Aura: I already knew. No one except the Japanese can have that shade of blue hair. Next Question!
Do any of you watch Anime?
Sora, Kairi, Roxas, and Xion: Yep. It's awesome!
Everyone else: NO!
Aura: As expected.
Aura: Well, that is the end of this chapter! See you all next time, on…
Everyone: ITS GAMESHOW TIME!
YEEEESSSSSSS! After 25 pages and 5,392 words of typing on Microsoft word, I FINALLY DID IT! I have been kind of AFK lately, and I am sorry. I will try to update as soon as I can… If you all give me some questions! See you later, peeps!
-Oblivion64