A/N: A message from Ensign Purple Taco, the goddamn author

First up, I'm sorry for the delays between updates, and I'm sorry chapter 7 and 8 are so short. They will get longer. Hopefully. Now, on to business. On average, 25 people have read this story the whole way through. Out of those, 18 have followed. To all 18 of you, you get a unicorn. Thank you so much. And 9 have favourited. That's half of the followers. To those 9, you make my year. Thank you so, so much. You get unicorns too, and a Llama, and a narwhal, and on of those mini horse things. And I have...4 reviews. Really guys? Three of the four reviews were to ask me to fix a spacing/presentation issue, which is have now done. This was my first fic on here. It's my only mulitchap proper story. I'm really unsure about it, and I'm not sure which parts you guys liked, which parts you didn't, if I'm making any mistakes and if you like any of my plot ideas/one liners/overall fabulousness. If you don't review, I WILL NEVER KNOW. So I won't be able to fix it, I will probably make the same mistake again, and if it's something you liked/didn't like, I might not keep it in later chapters or I might keep it. So REVIEW please. Even more nerve-wracking is that I have now included slash and torture. And I don't know if I suck at writing anything romance related, whether it seems fake or forced, whether the torture was too horrible or uncreative or whether or not I should give up and go die in a hole cause writing this shit with no feedback is hard. I do try. This is for you dear readers. This is for your enjoyment. And I don't know if you are enjoying it.

Long story short: Please review