J: actually I'm typing this in school so…
L: your not supposed to?
J: Shh we're wasting time uh… 4th chapter start.
All the Shinobi landed hard on a cold surface. Naruto leapt up and yelled "FREZZING!" a sudden Jamaican accent cut in on his yelling. "Well of course it's cold you nit wit. You're at da north pole, mon." The Shinobi turned to see an elf with dread locks and a colorful hat staring at them. "What? Do you want calamari, mon?" the elf asked. The Shinobi just stared at the elf when somewhere in the distance another Jamaican accent popped up. "Somebody's got CALAMARI, MON!" a bunch of Jamaican elves poured out of buildings screaming "CALAMARI PARTY, MON!" and the first elf yelled. "IT AINT A CALAMARI PARTY WID OUT CRAB RACIN', MON!" a racetrack popped up in the middle of the crowed and elves started betting money on different crabs. An elf shot a gun signaling the beginning of the race. "The blue crab surges ahead but gets cut off by the green crab and the yellow crab is quickly closing the gap, oh my goodness the purple crab comes out of nowhere and wins the race, mon." one Jamaican elf jumps up and down. Screaming "YOU MADE ME A RICH MON, CRAZY PURPLE CRAB, MON!" the Shinobi looked at each other and whispered, "These elves are crazy." "WE HEARD DAT, MON!" The elves screamed. "Oho ho ho don't treat our new guests so mean, little elves. You should all get back to work." Santa said and started to sing Carol of the Bells. The elves instantly perked up and sung the next line, in a Jamaican accent of course. The elves formed a line and went back to work sing the song carol of the bells.
The elves marched and sang the tune dancing along and cleaning up after their calamari party. They ran the other way shouting and screaming the rest of the song at the top of their lungs. The Shinobi sweat dropped at the elves behavior. "You're kidding me, right?" Sasuke asked. (I am NOT good at emo people like Sasuke, and Neji.) "Sadly no, all my elves are Jamaican. They're hilarious though, some times they can get on your nerves." Santa said sighing. "Anyway the misses and I just made cookies, so please come in side our beautiful hut!" Santa finished, smiling and walking to a grass hut in the middle of a melted circle of grass. A, skinny, silver haired lady in an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini sat on a lawn chair tanning herself. " Who do we have here, honey?" the lady asked. "Just some kids who landed here on accident is all, sweetie." Santa Clause said. "That's nice, but are you sure it's safe for them to be here at the North Pole?" Mrs. Clause asked. " Of course it is and they look like the kid who landed here a few weeks ago." Santa clause said with a twinkle in his eye. "You're actually running behind on production, so just let them spend some time with the elves." Mrs. Clause said. "Yes, yes you're right, you 12 enjoy yourselves." Santa Clause said disappearing inside the hut with the Mrs. "That was definitely weird" the Shinobi said in unison. A conga line of elves went past being led by a boy about the age of 5 with spiky purple hair, pupil less blue slowly fading to white eyes wearing ninja clothes and an elf hat. They all sung 'put the lime in the coconut' "OI, COME JOIN THE LINE, MON!" The boy yelled. Naruto shrugged and joined the back of the conga line. "Well, nothing ventured nothing gained, am I right?" Kiba asked joining the conga line, he was soon followed by an over joyed Lee and quite a few elves. Every one else just stared with their mouth's wide open as the long line went past. "Well we better follow, if we don't want to lose them." Sakura said. The conga line went into a building pumping with music and flashing lights. The other Shinobi tried to follow but were stopped by the bouncer, a slightly bigger elf. "Do you have an invitation, mon?" the bouncer asked. "Um… we were with the conga line but we stopped for calamari." Temari lied. "Mm… a'right, mon, you can go in." The bouncer said letting them pass. Naruto, Kiba, and Lee talked to the kid who was leading the conga line in the middle of the dance floor. The other Shinobi ventured over to them. "Oi, guys this kid says he's from a third branch in the Hyuga clan." Kiba said. "Hi, I'm Hiro." The kid said. "Well there was a third branch but they died out years ago." Neji said.
J: and I'll just leave it there.
L: sweet.