Hey guys! Wassup! Sorry for the late update! I really wanted every chapter to be special so it took me at least a week to polish this chapter!
Anyway I hope you guys enjoy! :D
Warning: Shonen-ai because there is still no yaoi at this part maybe at the later chapters… and some stuff…
Disclaimer: art thou not own the awesome characters of Naruto & the plot of the movie must be love… I just own the idea of making a parody of it :p
Sasuke:So… is there any Sasunaru action here?
Ann: Yeah, actually!
Sasuke: Cool! So what'll happen?
Ann: Just wait and see… Sasuke… just wait and see… kufufufu
Sasuke: *looking at me as if I was crazy* what the hell? Have you been watching KHR again?
Ann: *runs away* YOU WILL NEVER CATCH MEH!
Please do enjoy this brand new chap of I'm the One
I opened my eyes and looked around my room as I thought about that dream or should I say memory.
"Damn it!" I shouted as I bolted up my bed. I strangled my hair with my best friend still remembered that day. I knew it was pretty embarrassing and constantly told Sasuke to forget about it but he just smirks at me and say, "You wish…"
Yeah, my best friend is one fucked up douchebag. And yet, he is the most wanted guy in the whole village. Let it be guy or girl, everyone wanted him, including me. I still wonder why I like the bastard so much that even though he has the cockiest attitude of all people on Konoha.
"Naruto… what are you doing? Get dress and then we'll leave!" my dad shouted from downstairs. I sigh and quickly got dressed. I wore a black shirt with Uzumaki clan symbol on it with matching brown shorts. I quickly went downstairs and saw my dad frying up bacon & eggs.
'Hey kit! Your old man didn't make you ramen today?' Kyuubi asked. You see, Kyuubi is the nine-tailed fox that was apparently inside of me. Surprisingly, he could talk to me but other than that he gives me energy and heals my wounds very quickly.
I sighed and shook my head. Kyuubi knew I loved ramen and it have any. My dad gave me a look that meant that I won't get any ramen until the end of the day. Oh man!
Anyway, as I ate in silence, wishing that I had ramen right now. 'Don't worry kit! At least you'll see the Uchiha kid today!' Kyuubi snickered inside my head. Don't remind me…
"Naruto, you better hurry up or I'll leave without you!" my dad chuckled as he fixed his clothes. It was summer vacation and dad wanted me to do something other than eat ramen & train. So, he signed me up for a summer job at the Hokage Tower. Yeah, probably the worst Idea he has ever thought of. Anyway, since dad is the Hokage and I'm his son, you guys would probably think that I probably got the easiest job my dad has to offer. Well, you thought wrong.
Instead of giving me easy jobs, he puts me as the errand boy. Basically, my job is to send mails, do some random stuff my dad wants. It's a horrid job but it can be fun at times. I remember one time when Sasuke offered to help with the mails that was meant to be given to the people, we rode on our skateboards all the while telling jokes and laughing our asses off.
Sasuke was quite weird when he was amused. Its either he smirks or chuckle… that is all he does when something is funny. Weird, right?
Anyway, as we walked towards the tower, I saw my bestfriend surrounded by his fangirls. TYPICAL.
I felt a pang on my chest as the girls continued to touch him. Hmph, sluts. For Sasuke, this was a regular thing for him. Being one of the last Uchihas in their family has its perks, like, fangirls…money…some random shit.
The girls continued to cling on him to dear life, not even caring if Sasuke was alright. The raven haired teen had a scowl on his face, clearly hating the attention. Soon enough, he saw me and our eyes locked… my breath hitched as our eyes were lock into an intense stare. He gave me a smirk that made me roll my eyes. Bastard.
The girls quickly turned their attention to me, they gave me dark glares when Sasuke suddenly decided to walk towards me. he was wearing his dark blue shirt with the Uchiha clan symbol on the back. I could see his 8 pack abs teasingly marking under his shirt… Damn. He was wearing some black pants, his hair was styled like the end of a duck's butt… hehehe butt.
He gave me his famous smile that made me weak on my knees but he doesn't need to know that.
"Hey dobe" he says with a smirk. Oh god, that sexy voice of his. "Enjoying the attention?" I asked him with a smirk of my own. Oh yeah, being the best friend of the most sarcastic and sadistic person in the whole village has its perks. He then gave me a frown while I continued to grin at him.
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"Don't even go there. Those sluts are so disgusting" he said making a disgusted expression. I laughed at him before he slung one of his arms on my shoulder.
"Good morning, Minato" he greeted my dad. Surprisingly, Sasuke's father and my dad were really close friends back then. Minato, my dad, gave Sasuke a warm smile before nodding in acknowledgement. Having to be close with each other is something normal for both of us. Since we were kids, we would always sleep in the same bed. Yup, now I'm beginning to enjoy those times.
I blushed but quickly hid it when Sasuke pulled me close him. "So did my dobe eat his precious ramen?" he teased me. Fuck. I pouted at him and shook my head. He knew I loved ramen and that dad would always stop me from eating it. Bastard.
He lets out a chuckle as we continued to head towards the tower. The tower was quite taller and larger than others. Along the way, Sasuke had left to be with his so-called gang. As corny as it sounds, Sasuke isn't a gangster. He's quite the opposite. His gang consisted of 2 more boys who were one of the hottest guys in Konoha.
Neji Hyuuga, a brunet boy with beautiful pale eyes and a very sexy body. Shino Aburame, another brunet boy with warm brown eyes and an equally sexy body. So yeah, Sasuke, Neji and Shino are the hottest guys in Konoha. Apparently, they never dated at least once, which made all the girls swoon more because they were so 'dark and 'mysterious'.
Anyway, as soon as I walked inside the building, I immediately started working, cleaning rooms and making coffee. That is what I basically do every day. Boring… I know but I need this for money. Oh yes, money.
"Naruto!" I heard a voice say. I turn to look at the figure that was running towards me. The figure had fiery red hair… Gaara.
"Gaara?" I asked, surprised. Usually, my 'other' best friend, Gaara, spends his summer in Suna. 'Why the hell is he doing here?' I thought.
"What the hell, Gaara?!" I asked as soon as he was close enough. I knew I should be happy instead of pissed. Well, no… I'm not pissed… just surprised. Really surprised.
"Naruto, my sister told me that I could spend my summer here" He said with a smile. Oh Temari! I remember her! Gaara's crazy but cool sister.
"So… who's in control of Suna if you aren't there?" I asked him/ I knew that I'm being really pissy but I'm only doing this because of Gaara. I knew that he loved Suna, which was his home; it was hard for him to leave so suddenly. I just hope he's ok. "Oh Temari wanted to lead for once, so I gave her the reigns for now" he said shrugging. I smiled at him before giving him a tight hug. I felt him smile before hugging me back.
"I'm s happy you would spend the summer here for once!" I squealed. Hey, I may be a dude but that doesn't mean I can squeal. "I am too! And I have some good news for you~" He said with a mischievous smirk. I gulped thinking 'Oh shit… this can't be good'. Usually, if Gaara would give me very creepy smirks or grins, I would be in a whole lot of embarrassing shit.
"Ughh… what now?" I asked kind of scared to what he could have planned. I saw him chuckle before taking a small photo from his pockets. Ok, what the F-ing hell?
"What's that?" I asked, quite curious. He smiled at me before showing the photo. It was a photo of Sasuke and some girl, Ok what?
"I took this photo yesterday… Apparently, that was Sasuke breaking another girl's heart" he said. I gave him a puzzled look, clearly not understanding where he's going here. I mean I already know that Sasuke was popular with the ladies and that he always, ALWAYS, rejects a girl after confessing their love to him.
What really got me surprised is the fact that Gaara acted like he didn't know. I knew for sure that I told him that little detail. "And so?" I asked. Gaara was acting really weird. "Argghh… sometimes I wonder if you were born dense" I heard Gaara mutter, amused. I'm not dense, well… sometimes, but that doesn't mean I was born like that!
"Meanie" I pouted at my red headed friend. He rolled his eyes at me and smirk. "Anyway, I remembered a certain someone saying 'I love you' to his best friend a few months ago… And I thought 'hey! Since the guys practically rejects every girl that comes to him, and a certain someone was practically his bestfriend… he has a chance to be the boyfriend he had wanted to be from the very beginning" He explained with a smile. I groaned out load, really hating that Gaara had thought of it like that.
God, why did he have to remind me? I already wanted everyone to forget about it and think that it was just some silly joke I did. 'But it wasn't…' Kyuubi said.
'Shut up'
"Gaara please don't… I've already embarrassed myself by telling him those 3 little words… what'll happen if I got rejected when I got my hopes up too high?" I said. I knew that Gaara was doing this for me and I love him for that but I would rather be the best friend that would just love Sasuke from afar than to risk our friendship for my own selfish needs.
"Well… you won't know until you try?" my red headed best friend pleaded. "No… and besides I've already told every one of our friends that it was just a joke… nothing more nothing less"
"What joke?"
I quickly turned around and screamed. WHAT THE HELL?! Sasuke stood there with his hands inside his pockets, a smirk on his face. God, why did he have to be so handsome?
"S-Sasuke?! What the hell?! Don't scare me like that, teme!" I pouted at him. Sasuke chuckled, his smirk still on his face. You know, anyone who would be in my position would instantly fall in love with Sasuke… I mean, who wouldn't want a very sexy Uchiha for a best friend.
"Well… I gotta go now! See ya Naruto!" Gaara said with a mischievous smirk. Gaara! NOO! DON'T LEAVE ME!
"Uhh…ummm… hey?" I asked. I'm not ready for this! God, PLEASE TAKE ME NOW!
"Dobe, what joke?" Sasuke asked. How do I do this? Uhh…. Ahh… "Oh that! I was telling Gaara that…umm… that I was joking around when I told you I love you!" I said, forcing a laugh. "Wasn't it Hilarious?" I asked, my heart aching painfully… it hurts so much…
"So you don't love me?" He asked, with no emotion in his voice. At times like this I really wished I knew what he was thinking. Does he want me to confess my feelings to him? Tell him that I loved him from the very beginning?
'I don't think so…' my conscious says. "Oh Sasuke! I love you as a best friend! What? Did you think that I loved you more than that?!" I said forcing another laugh.
I love you… so much more than you think.
God, my heart hurts… I don't know if I can do this without breaking down. "I mean, seriously! You're not my type!"
Because you're perfect to me…
"Come on! Did you really think that I would love a guy with the most sadistic and cockiest attitude in the world?!"
I love you and your attitude… I love you no matter what…
"And your hair is not really that cool… your eyes are way too dull and your skin is too pale!"
I love your hair that seems to always stick into the air… your eyes that have always seen through my own… your skin that I had always admired…
I felt tears slowly prickling my eyes, as I continued to let out my fake smile… I can do this… I can't do this. I saw Sasuke frown a little bit but was quickly replaced by a smile. "You didn't have to hurt my dignity to prove your point, you know?" He said with a chuckle. I gave him a smile… a smile that didn't reach my eyes.
It hurts… why did I have to fall in love with my best friend? There are thousands of other people in the world that could be perfect for me…. but instead I fell for the guy that I could never be with. I fell HARD and I have no idea if I could ever get back up.
"Well… I'm just stating the obvious" I said, shrugging. I hear him sigh before looking at me with a heated gaze. Oh my God.
"So… you don't love me like that?" He asked me, once more. "Nope…" I said, casually. Even though I knew for sure that wasn't true.
"Well… I'm glad we sorted this thing out… friends?" I said raising my hands. I saw him shake his head. "No…"
What?
"Best… Best Friends" He said with a genuine smile before pinching my cheeks. "Catch?"
I smiled at him and pinched his cheeks in return. "Catch"
I just landed myself on the friendzone. Fuck.
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