The female seadweller crinkled up her nose in distaste at the emperor's chose of greeting, "I understand you have just assumed the throne Kar-Emperor, however those of nobility do not use this language."
"Why the everloving fuck not? I am the emperor now, what does that mean? Oh, right! It means you can shove all trivial corrections down your useless meal tunnel where they belong!" Raged the small troll sitting upon the throne, speaking in a loud yet gruff voice.
"Hey!" The formally silent male exclaimed, stepping forward he wrapped his arm around his companion whom one could only assume was inhabiting one of his quadrants.
"I know this has been a tough transition but with all due respect there is no need to shout at her." Clearly he was attempted to keep his calm. Yet his face was getting increasingly purple the more he tried to contain his rage.
The emperor was almost impressed and slightly amused by the protectiveness of the male
"You had news?"
"The body has been disposed of sir, your reign as the first emperor of Alternia has begun."
Large yellow orbs blinked in as a slight wave of anxiety crashed down, his circumstance just now beginning to sink in.
"Oh, I-I thank you for informing me."
Dipping their head symphoniously in respect the two formerly mentioned trolls turned to take their leave, hand in hand. Only to be interrupted by several rather brawny blue-bloods bursting in.
"What is it now?" Karkat hissed leaning forward slightly, intensifying the death glare which now crossed his face, as he searched his new visitors faces in annoyance.
"We have found an alien wandering around the palace sir, we have taken him into custody to be culled on your command." One of the guards informed the Tyrian, his expression remaining emotionless as he reported the event.
"Alien? Culled? You assholes have got to be yanking my leg like a fucking tentacle beast!" The tyrian hissed, to everyone's surprise climbing from his spot atop the throne to peer up menacingly at the tall guard.
"Sir? Why would you-"
"No! Don't do that, shove that idiotic idea right back into your chitinous windhole, and up into your moldy think-pan."
"This language is not at all prop-" the troll whom had earlier been reprimanded for corrected him, started only to be shot yet another death glare from the object of her demands.
"There is no way we are going to discovered a new species and cull it right away, don't you think it would be best to examine it further?" Leaning against his throne hand on hip Karkat began spouting out his ideas for this "alien."
"I guess so, but why would that be-"
"What if more of them attack you asshat? We won't know anything about them, we will be screwed!"
Sure, but I highly doubt that-"
As expected yet again another one of the guards was cut off by a look that could kill followed by a rare and rath odd order.
"Bring him to me."