This is going to be my last chapter for a while because I'm going on holiday, down south to Christchurch for the weekend so the next chapter probably won't be uploaded until Sunday, New Zealand time, so I hope you like it and thanks for reading, I do still get shocked when I find that my readership has been upped to 134 people, which is just amazing so thank you. Please review because it really does help me.

6th July 2008, 7.30pm, Ladies room at Tribeca Grill

Okay so when Michael said he was going to take us all out to dinner I was NOT expecting Tribeca Grill. It's lovely and all, I mean I did decide to give up on the vegetarian thing for one night because this place does specialise in steak and it just seems wrong to go to a restaurant, which IS owned by Robert De Niro by the way, and not eat it's specialty dish and to be honest I LOVED it! That was until I saw Sean Penn walk in with J.P. and his parents, whilst I was eating my steak, which Michael was pretty surprised at my ordering but you know. So on the way to being seated at his table, J.P., being the fame slut that he is, came up to us and said "Hey!"

To which I politely replied "Hi," you know I was trying to be nice and all considering I did kind of stop production on his movie, which was VERY loosely based on MY life and in which I was very ill-portrayed as the damsel in distress, but you know I had to, I felt it a necessity as a part of my duty to Genovia that we not be portrayed as white trash or that's how I reasoned it to Dad and Grandmere.

So then J.P. just goes and says "If you ever get bored of Michael, I'm always available," and my jaw just dropped I mean seriously, why would you say that, IN FRONT of said boyfriend. Michael looked really wild I swear he almost did turn that son of a byotch into Cream of Wheat just like he promised, but I told him not to. Then Lily stood up walked towards J.P. and slapped him clean across the face, I had to hold back a massive, big "whoop" because I'm sorry, actually I'm not all that sorry, but he really did deserve that especially from Lily because she gave him her virginity and he basically threw it back in her face by saying that he'd only gone out with her to get closer to me and then broke up with her when he thought he had a chance with me and I was stupid enough to let him. So then J.P., looking at least a little bit red-faced, walked over to where his parents and Sean Penn were sitting. To be honest I think Sean Penn looked just a little bit embarrassed by the whole scene and fair enough seeing as he is one of the main investors in this place.

From there you'd think that it couldn't get any worse, but you'd be wrong because that was when Boris turned up and he started causing a bit of a commotion saying that he wanted to see Tina but we hadn't realised that so when the waitress who was serving us came over to give us our deserts, I asked what was going on and she told us that "a young man who [looked] and awful lot like that violin player, Boris Pelkowski, [was] causing a scene because he wanted to see his ex-girlfriend, Tina, who is eating her," I was shocked, I truly was. I mean why should he care whether or not Tina is eating out at Tribeca Grill, he was the one who dumped her because he quote, didn't want to be tied down to one girl whilst he was at Julliard, unquote. So I asked if I could see if it was actually Boris and whether I could help with the situation and she told me I could but that she wasn't sure whether it would help or make the situation worse. I told her that it couldn't hurt to try. So I made my way towards the could be Boris and discovered when he yelled my name that it WAS Boris.

"Please, let me talk to Tina," he told me, quietly so that no-one else could hear him.

"I don't think that's such a good idea Boris,' I said to him, equally as quiet.

"Please," he sounded desperate, really desperate.

"Look when she came round to the loft this morning she was bad, really bad, it almost reminded me of what I was like when Michael and I broke up," and after judging the look on his face I told him "You were the one who broke up with her so I suggest you give her a bit of time, just a week or two and see," and after that I simply walked back to our table and calmly sat down just as Tina burst into tears and ran into the bathroom which is why I'm in here right now as she pulls herself together and reapplies her make-up.