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7th July 2008, the Loft, 8am
So Michael and I got into our first real fight since we got back together. When I asked him to explain to Boris that talking to or following Tina wasn't the best idea and to tell Boris that he shouldn't go dropping any globes on his head over her I didn't expect he'd take it this badly. I mean how was I to know that he would consider it to be controlling of me. I mean even to my seemingly irrational and paranoid mind it seemed to be a fairly reasonable request.
I had a phone conversation with Lana who's over at Penn State at the moment studying Fashion (although why she needs to study it I'll never know because she's a fashion genius already). Anyway so when I told her that Michael and I got into a fight and that Tina and Boris had broken up I was told that Tina and I needed either a Pinkberry or a massive shopping trip. When I reminded her that neither is really an option because A) I'm moving into my dorm at Sarah Lawrence today and B) Tina is prepping for her first classes which are tomorrow, I was told that if I don't want her advice then she can just hang up right now but then she went on to tell me about how many hot guys there were at Penn and that there was going to be a party held by a few of them and that she was going to it and it seemed like all was forgotten and after I'd told her I was going to have to go she just said "Okay, see you later and Geek I'm sure you and Michael are going to be fine," which is possibly the nicest and most normal thing I've ever heard Lana say.
WHO THE HELL IS THROWING ROCKS AT MY WINDOW? I suppose I'll HAVE to go to said window and remind whoever it is that I am not afraid of suing if that window is broken.
7th July 2008, Dorm room 391 at Sarah Lawrence University, 7pm
Okay so it was Michael tossing rocks at my window, so when I yelled that I would sue it wasn't exactly well-received. In fact he told me "Fine, I'll just leave instead of apologising for my obvious stupidity," which of course made me run downstairs so I could let him in where he lifted me up and whirl me around as he kissed me in such a fashion that made me consider letting him have his way with me on the couch and then I remembered the large amount of things that get stuffed down that thing and the fact that I once caught Mom and Mr G at it on that thing so I just let him go up to my room where we had a massive make out session instead.
Then we heard footsteps, which is weird because normally when we're in the middle of a heavy duty make out session like the one we were having we don't normally hear things until somebody catches us, so we stopped and decided we'd start taking some of the boxes downstairs so that we'd at least have a cover for what we were doing which Michael said wouldn't be necessary but then I reminded him that I have a three-year-old brother who is VERY curious.
After all of the moving of boxes we basically had nothing to do for a while because the moving truck still hadn't arrived even though it was supposed to arrive at 10am and it was coming up to 10.30am and according to what I was reading online there was next to no traffic which, for New York, is unusual. So yeah I am never using Five Star removals EVER again.
When I finally arrived I discovered that my new roommate was called Scarlett Egnatz-Cabot, she's the daughter of an author and a financial journalist and that she's studying political science. She seems nice, if a little quiet, but then again if I was the daughter of two writers I'd be fairly quiet and introverted as well, who am I kidding? I'm already quiet and introverted. She wasn't fazed by Lars or the whole Princess thing either which is nice because if I wasn't able to talk to anyone in here I'd probably end up running for the hills. The only person Scarlett seemed to be fazed by was Michael and that's because her dad recently had heart surgery and the doctor used the CardioArm and so she did spend ages thanking Michael for inventing such a thing because her dad is already up and walking, I think I loved that almost as much as Michael did. I think I should probably go and get ready because there's a party that Scarlett and I were invited to, at first she was sceptical about it but then I told her that we HAVE to because it's all a part of college and she could use the experience in politics in the future because I'm sure there will be some interesting opinions and anyway I kind of intrigued to see who I can meet there anyway, you know see how many people will be in classes I'll be taking.