A/N - This is a chapter dedicated to 1Dlover for their glowing review of this, I promise I will continue to write this for as long as it takes me to get where I told you I would. Hopefully that will only be a few years but if it takes longer I will attempt to manage it, like I said in the last chapter if you want a chapter then write a review for me, it really helps me and plus whoever gives the best review will get a dedication. I would have updated this one earlier but I felt I needed a Carrie Diaries and Smash catch up, which is great because I got an awful lot of inspiration for this chapter. I was also writing my speech for English which really isn't the most fun a girl can have but anyway, and I've been sick and I also had the orthodontist appointment from hell today, so yeah! That's my reason for not having uploaded anything since Sunday. Oh and before I forget, the use of extra added T's, A's and E's are done on purpose.
July 8th 2008, My Dorm, 8am
Okay so when those guys said party I think what they really meant was let's introduce everyone to the Princess of Genovia and then ask her a bunch of really personal questions. Seriously it was like dealing with the paparazzi and some of them weren't the nicest of questions to answer. One girl actually asked me what Michael was like in bed, I mean WHAT THE HELL? Who asks a question like that? Particularly to a PRINCESS, who happens to have her bodyguard not three feet away?
Scarlett is playing THE most amazing song I've heard in a long time, apparently it's called Pocketful of Sunshine and it's by Natasha Bedingfield and it's so happy and joyful and oh my god I just LOVE it!
Okay so I just got the weirdest text from Grandmere.
Miaaaaaaa
I neeeed to talk to you about your teeeeeth. They aren't straight! You needddddd to seeeeeee an orthodontistttt!
From
Yoooour Grandmother
Sent from my Blackberry Handheld Device.
When will she understand that my teeth are FINE? They're as straight as they're going to be! Plus from what I've heard, braces hurt, like a lot! Because Lana told me that she had them when she was about ten (who knew?) and although she has perfectly straight and white teeth, although the whole white teeth part is due to cosmetic dentistry rather than orthodontistry. Even the magazines, like People and US Weekly, who normally scrutinize me to the enth degree, say my teeth are fine! So what is Grandmere going on about? And why in the whole wide world am I worrying? Michael loves me just the way I am, so why do I even care?
It's not like I'm the unicorn that I was the other month, or the depressed thing that wouldn't leave her bed, and I certainly am not the invisible girl who walked around in Doc Martins all the time, in fact appearance wise I'm perfectly fine, I mean yes my hair is still short but it's at a point where it looks more Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina than Keira Knightley in Domino. I am now officially perfectly capable of walking around in heels and oh my god I've turned into Lana!