A/N – I am so, so, so sorry for having not updated in so long. I started another couple of stories and this one just slipped under the radar but I'm back now and I promise the next update won't take so long to arrive.
July 9th 2008, 8am
Okay, I've learnt my lesson now: two days of parties in a row is not such a great idea. Turns out hangovers suck. Yeah I should have just stuck to one or two beers and then left. Mind you I kinda got thrown out for slapping a guy cos he grabbed my ass but can you blame me? I'm in a very well-publicised relationship with an adult male who I love and adore.
Tina just texted me, I'm not sure why but I'll open it anyway.
Oh my god! You slapped a guy at a party last night! Why?
He grabbed my ass what was I supposed to do? Wait! Where did you hear about that?
Remember I set up that google alert on you? US Weekly reported it apparently it's the hot story and you're now Genovia's Prince Harry according to Perez Hilton.
OH MY GOD GRANDMERE IS GOING TO KILL ME!
Great now I wish I hadn't gone to that party last night. I am going to stop the whole party princess thing right now.
I thought you stopped that after the whole slut dancing with J.P. incident at Michael's party when we were fifteen?
I did but it's college and you're supposed to try new things right so I decided I'd try going to A party and now I wish I didn't.
Miaaaaa
You weeeeeerrrreee cauuuuught at a paaaarty last niiiight and hiiiit a yooooung maaaan? Wwwwwhhhhyyyy wouuuuldd youuuu dooo such a thiiiiingggg? We NEEEEEEEED to talk abouuuuutttt ttttthhhiiss. Iiiiii ammmmm nott happyyyyyy!
From
Youuuuur Graaaannndmotherrrr
Sent from my Blackberry Handheld device
I could KILL Vigo for teaching Grandmere how to text but I think Grandmere might kill me before I get around to doing it so I might have to live with not killing him. Oh my god what are mom and dad going to think? What will Michael think?
GREAT SOMEONE'S KNOCKING ON THE DORM ROOM DOOR! Please tell me Scarlett forgot her key again I'm really not up to seeing anybody else
July 9th 2008, 2pm
Okay so it was Michael at the door. He asked me why did I slap the guy? I told him the truth and then had to all but handcuff him to a chair to prevent him from killing the guy. At least I know my boyfriend is protective of me right? It's sweet really. He ended up leaving after my dad called demanding to know why Grandmere had called him at 4am Genovian time and I had to explain the whole thing and he was an awful lot more understanding than I expected and he said that the Genovian press office will deal with the majority of it for me which is great, I suppose. I haven't got any classes today, maybe I'll ring Tina and see if she wants to go out shopping. Do I still have those big Chanel sunglasses Grandmere got me the other year?