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Vampires, Lies, And Revenge

Chapter 1

Kissed

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.

We were currently living in Alaska...it was Alice's idea. But, we didn't live anywhere near the Denali Coven, and whenever I questioned her about it, she just shook her head and giggled.

She saw something. I know it.

I continued down the school hall, all those demented lustful teenage boys staring at me.

I swear if one more guy ask me out I'll-

"Hey, Bella! Want to-"

Without even turning to see who it was, I shouted no and sped up.

"C'mon! We can go to my place."

Doesn't this guy know when to stop? And he's chasing me! Fucking chasing me!

"NO!" I shouted back, finally turning around to see my stalker.

It was tall red headed guy, I saw him hitting on a couple busty, blonde girls yesterday.

Before either one of us could say another word, Emmett appeared out of 'nowhere' and announced, "She said no-"

And I'm sure he would've gone on ranting, but the boy ran off before he could.

"Thanks Emmett,"

"What? I save your virginity, for the ninth time this week, by the way, and all I get is a 'Thanks Emmett,'"

Virginity? I haven't been a virgin for over a 109 years.

"Yep. Bye!" Then, I bounced off to my locker, which is to the left of Alice's, right of Rosalie's, six lockers to the right of Emmett's, and five lockers to the left of Jasper's.

I know one of them had to have dazzled that poor lady in the office for this.

Sometimes, I want to smack them so bad.

But today, I found a quite unwanted surprise awaiting me.

Alice, grinning from ear to ear and with a blocked mind, was standing there in all her pixie glory and Rosalie, was standing behind her, frowning. Her mind was also blocked...

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I read minds.

(because the author's of this story have the combined creativity of a tree stump)

"Guys, why are you here? Shouldn't you be-" I was so confused, they both had classes that were on the other side of the school, so shouldn't they at least make it look like they have a hard time getting there?

"No, we faked sick so we could go home early!" Alice giggled. Okay, she saw something and I will find out what!

"Alice, what did you see?"

"Why whatever do you mean dear sister?" Oh crap. She's faking innocence.

"The only thing that can make you this happy is having a vision that will-" But I ws cut off as someone turned me around and a pair of cold lips touched mine.