Destroy the Akatsuki
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Akatsuki secret base
Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu, and Kisame were all playing poker, but Deidara was nervous about Zetsu being in the game. He was the organizations spy, and has been known to use those skills to get a upper-hand in the game.
"You better not cheat this game Zetsu, I'm sick and tired of losing cause you have a unfair advantage." Deidara said
"Oh quit being a baby, its your own rotten luck you lose all the time." Kisame said, who was acting as the dealer, and even wore a dealer hat instead of his headband
"Tobi is a good boy." Tobi said
"Shut up, we were not talking about you." Deidara said impatiently waiting for his cards
Little did they know was that this day would turn for the worst, worse than losing any amount of poker games.
Naruto's base of operations
"The Akatsuki, a organization of S ranked criminals, and a potential threat to this whole fiasco right now and if you do succeed." Kuroi said
"What available legion do we have?" Naruto asked
"The 6th is the only one we have fully armed, trained, and ready for combat." Kuroi replied
"Bring me the commander of that legion, and get Draco." Naruto said, looking at a map of the area there base was rumored to be in
The commander came in. he wore standard heavy armor, but he wore a officers helmet, with a metal crest, but no plume on it. He had a large buster sword on his back. It had a 7 foot blade and a 2 foot handle, and the blade from sharp edge to back was 2 feet. The blade edge was shorter than its back, and created a slanted front because of it. The last foot of the blade before the handle, the blade bulged like if you put a half of a circle on the blade, and 3 backwards facing ridges on it followed it. The blade was a molten orange color, with a black back of the sword.
"You called me sir?" He asked
"Yes, General... Rectangle? Draco, why the hell did you give him that as a name?" Naruto asked
"I got bored while giving them all names." Draco replied
"Whatever the reason. Your task is to take your legion to this location, and leave nothing in that base alive." Naruto said, pointing to the area of the Akatsuki's base on the map
"It will be done sir." Rectangle replied
"Oh and Draco will accompany you, and if he says something, you will acknowledge him as your superior." Naruto ordered
"Yes sir." He replied while bowing, and left
3 hours later
"Deidara, pay up." Zetsu said
"Damn it! Your cheating again I swear!" Deidara yelled, bolting out of his chair
"Quit your whining." Zetsu said, and hid his face with his hand of cards
Outside, the legion assembled, with Draco and Rectangle at its lead.
"Demolition unit, move in to position." The General said
30 crossbowmen stepped forwards, and loaded there weapons with a demolition bolt, a bolt that acts similar to a explosive tag. They took aim, and fired them into different parts of the door. The door then was blasted into dust, and all the Akatsuki were surprised out of there minds.
"Finally, something other than Deidara's whining!" Kisame yelled and readied his sword
"Who ordered something in the mail again?" Hidan asked
"Trust me, no one did." Pain replied
"Move men, move!" Rectangle yelled
The entire army stormed in, including the fire gargoyles, with 3 different sizes. The normal size was the size that Kuroi fought, then the size Naruto fought, and finally a massive one three times the size of the previous mentioned. It had a different weapon than its smaller brethren. Instead of a flaming flail and shield combo, his right hand was converted into a four finger pincer, at there base the fingers were set up like a square, but curved out to sorta make a hand. It opened its fingers, and red energy formed a ball in between them, and fired the ball. It created a massive explosion that shaked the base to its foundation.
"You all think you can stop us? You will not be able to even stop my army!Red Secret Technique: Performance of a Hundred Puppets!" Sasori Yelled and unleashed 100 puppets
750 men stood against them, and although they had the advantage of numbers, the puppets long range weapons were killing them by the dozen. Finally, the heavy troops formed a multi level shield wall to protect them from it. A contingent of Blood Riflemen caught up to them.
"What took you guys so long?" One of the heavy soldiers asked
"We lost a few dozen just getting here, be lucky they didn't cut us down before then." One of the Riflemen snapped back
"Just shut up you two. Riflemen, return fire!" A officer in the shield wall ordered
They got in firing formation, then loaded there rifles with a red crystal. All jammed the bolts in there rifles, and then aimed. The first barrage caught the puppets off guard, and destroyed 37 before they took evasive action. Sasori retreated into Hiruko for safety.
"Fools, you will all die for this. Get on the ground my army and crush them underfoot!" Sasori yelled in gruffer voice
The remaining puppets went to the ground and then half of the the remaining brandished melee weapons of all kinds.
"Cover fire Riflemen, all melee troops remaining, attack!" The officer yelled, and the shield wall transformed into a wall of charging soldiers
The two forces clashed, and the puppets quickly began killing the heavy troops with easy, till one made a lucky cut, and loped off the head of one of the puppets. Then the battle was a stalemate. The officer then saw Sasori charging at the troops, and smashed into him with his shield. The puppet master easily shrugged off the attack. In the time he had, the officer brandished his 3 foot spatha straight sword, and readied it. The only drawback to the sword was it was a thrusting weapon, and no crossguard on the hilt, meaning if he was not careful he'd lose fingers.
"You think you can kill me with such primative means?" Sasori asked
"I hate to say it, but its the wave of the future." The officer replied
As the battle between the soldiers and the puppets rained all around them, the two 'commanding officers' of there 'armies' duked it out. Sasori attacked with his flamethrower ablility out of his hands and his scorpion tail. The relentless attacks put major strain on the officers shield arm, and he was unable to get in a thrust. Sasori finally grappled the shield, trying to rip it off his arm to get to the man behind.
"Your a coward, hiding from me." Sasori cursed
"I'm just waiting for the perfect moment to strike." The officer replied, and thrust his sword through his heart
When his body dropped, the puppets fell to the ground lifeless, and the soldiers on that part of the room then turned to see the battle with the rest of the Akatsuki. Pain unleashed his six paths of pain, and the animal path unleashed all its summons. The medium sized Fire gargoyles stood against them. One of the summons, a Giant Ox charged the Gargoyle in front of him, and smashed into the shield of its target. That one attack sent both sides of giants against each other.
"This could get ugly." The animal path pain said
"Just keep them busy. The rest of you, fan out and attack." Pain ordered
The two groups of giants killed each other without mercy. The giant ox was easily dispatched by a crushing blow to the spine by the flaming flail. Another of pain's summons, the giant centapide, was able to kill its opponent, getting in a lucky lightning fast strike in on the gargoyle, and using its pincers to lop off its head. One gargoyle got the upper-hand on a suprising summon; The snake tailed chameleon was about to do a sneak attack, but the Gargoyle crushed its head with its shield when it tried to. To keep the stalemate, the giant rhino charged, spearing its gargoyle foe, and then throwing it into the ceiling.
"Giant Panda, kill the one on the far right!" Animal path yelled at its panda summon
The not so cuddy giant panda attacked, and they both got into a wrestling match. The gargoyle was anticipating this, and got it in a head lock, then flipped backwards to crush it under its full body weight. He then got up over the paralyzed panda, then prepared its finisher. He ran up the side of a wall, and then created a sword of pure flame, then using the momentum from him falling he thrust it into the panda. The sword disapated, but it already killed it before it did so.
"Damn it, so much for that one." Animal path sighed
Another of the summons, the giant crustacean was fairing better against its gargoyle. Its shell survived several hits by the flail, allowing it enough time for a counter attack. It grabbed both of the Gargoyles legs, then smashed it onto the ground several times, and finally cut his chest in half. Two more summons, the giant drill beak bird was killed by getting its head bit off by the Gargoyle, and the same one ate its enemy's head. The other, the multiple headed dog ripped its gargoyle to shreds.
"Round 2!" A dumb legionare said, only to get cut in half by Kisame's sword
"Just kill each other already!" Animal path yelled
They then sparred the one on one matches, and jumped into a massive dust cloud of chaotic fighting. When the dust settled, the multiy headed dog stood victorious over a pile of dead bodys. Animal path was about to sent the dog against the rest of the army, but was struck by a crossbow bolt. Little did that path know it was a explosive bolt. In a boom, the Animal path was no more. The Multiy headed dog fell dead, due to the only way it could die was to kill the person who originally summoned it.
"Rest of the paths, attack!" Pain roared, but was instantly hit by a blast of fire after saying that
The paths instantly jumped at the masses of charging soldiers, but was instantly destroyed by a massive red beam. It came from the unique hand of the largest fire gargoyle. Pain then let loose the giant statue, and it burst out of the ground. It then stood on its two legs and the two then started a slugging match, beating the crap out of each other to see who could take the most punishment. Deidara was using his C2 dragon technique to get a aerial view of the battle.
"How many of these guys are here? Of well, rain down the thunder!" Deidara ordered his clay dragon and it produced several smaller versions of itself, and then dropped down to the ground to create explosions.
300 soldiers were killed in the following explosions, but one that was near ran up the wall to jump on the dragon. Deidara turned and saw a loaded crossbow aimed at him. He fired and the one eyed akatsuki member dodged, then uppercutted the crossbowmen in the jaw. Quick thinking kicked in and the soldier pulled out a dagger but his first strike was blocked by a clay clone of Deidara. The dagger went in, and made the clone explode. Near dead, and knowing he'd not get out of this battle alive, the soldier loaded a explosive bolt into his crossbow, and hit the neck of the dragon.
"You idiot!" Deidara yelled and jumped for his life
The force of the blast not only killed the soldier, but knocked a nearby Itachi out of the air and smashed him into a wall with deadly force, though he got up and continued to fight. Before Deidara hit the ground, he was smacked in his chest by a shield, then smashed into another and dropped to the ground. A nearby spearman thrusted his spear into him before he got up, only to find its another clone. Before he could pull out his spear, he was dragged under ground. He fought desperately to try and get out before finally kicking Deidara in the face, over and over again. Finally he threw him out and threw a piece of explosive clay at him. At the last second, he grabbed his spear and used it like a baseball bat to return the explosive to its owner. In a boom, Deidara was no more.
"Just how many of these guys are there?" Black Zetsu asked
"Shut up and kill them so then we can find out." White Zetsu replied
"I got the leader!" Kisame yelled and attacked the general with his sword
Every move he made with his Samehada, Rectangle countered with his sword. Sparks flew with each hit, and it was clear neither of the blades were superior to the other. Kisame swung low to try and cut off the generals legs, but he easily jumped and then tried to jump slash, to equal success. The two then had to jump out of the way of the massive gargoyles tail after a punch from the Demonic statue. It then created chakra chains and entangled the beast, and then started smashing it around like a rag doll. In a last ditch effort to break the chains, the fire gargoyle shot a fire ball out of its mouth. The fireball bounced off the different chains till finally it hit the statue square in the face. Unknown to the statue the fires were starting to spread over its body. The more it tried to douse the fire, the more it spread.
"Statue pay for doing that to me." The giant gargoyle stammered out
He then fired his hand laser, cutting off the statues left arm. As the statue smashed into the wall, the giant gargoyle then grabbed it by the shoulders and put its neck inbetween its jaws. Clamping down with amazing pressure, it lopped of the head, then used its hands to rip its chest in half from the neck hole. The two Zetsu's got the idea, either insane or stupid, to attack the giant. In the process of jumping up to his level they were eaten by him, who thought it would easily kill them.
"I can't see a damn thing in here." Black Zetsu said
"What do you expect, were in a stomach." White Zetsu replied
"Well this is great, hang on, I'll blast us out of here." Black Zetsu said
"Wait, not that!" The white half warned, but it was too late
The black half of Zetsu created a wood spike, and thrust it upwards. It hit the heart of the the giant gargoyle, but that created something Zetsu didn't think of till too late. The body collapsed in a heap, crushing the spy under the massive weight.
"Water release: Great Shark Bullet!" Kisame yelled and a massive body of water formed a shark
In a matter of seconds the giant water shark was shot at Rectangle, who stood his ground. He channeled chakra into the sword and then shot a vertical wave of energy at the shark, and split it in half. Continuing to channel energy into it, his new attacks forced Kisame on the defense, as he blocked wave after wave of energy. The blade glowed reddish orange and then he swung a overhead strike at the water nin. He kept whacking, though it wasn't doing much other than hurting Kisames arms from using his sword to block the attacks.
"After I kill you, I'll see just how much that sword is worth!" Kakuzu yelled as he took off his robes, revealing his stitched together looking body and the 4 elemental masks on his back
The two then started to double team him, with Rectangle having to both block the sword attacks from Kisame and the elemental attacks from Kakuzu. He was about to use his Earth Grudge fear technique when he heard the word.
"Fire!" The archery divison's officer yelled, and several hundred arrows hit him
Even though he had five hearts, four of them stolen from powerful shinobi, the sheer amount of arrows piercing his vitals was enough to make him drop dead. Kisame was about to use his Thousand feeding sharks technique to kill the few thousand soldiers left.
"Fire technique: Underfoot volcanic pillar!" Rectangle yelled and thrusted his sword into the ground
A fire symbol appeared below Kisame and thrusted him high in the air. The general then jumped up and then smashed him down with a cut to the stomach, and knocked his Samehade sword out of his hands. Rectangle grabbed it and then used each of the greatswords like a one handed sword, holding one in each hand.
"Fire and Water release: Dual Great-sword Execution!" He yelled and then with lightning fast strikes, Kisame was sliced to a pile of blood and body parts
Suprisingly, the sentient sword chose even though he had fire chakra, but also had earth and wind chakra, so it was tolerable. Besides, it sensed he had a respect for the sword, and it could tell that it would be used much more than with Kisame, though it still felt sorry for Kisames death. The remaining members of the organization; Orochimaru, Pain, Hidan and Itachi were cornered by 3,055 troops, even though the bigger gargoyles where dead, the smallest size were still mostly alive.
"If you surrender, you will be tried with unbiased justice, and will give you a fair chance to redeam yourselves." Rectangle offered
"What do you mean by fair?" Pain asked
"All events your lives will be looked at, even your given reason for doing the criminal activties you've commited. This may be your last chance at redemtion guys, you want to throw that away. You all could possibly start fresh, a new life, or if not, help redeam yourselves in the eyes of the public at large." Rectangle explained
"I will." Itachi said, with his hands behind his back ready to be bound
"Better than dieing." Orochimaru said
"As long as you promise." Pain said
"I promise in the name of the deities and hell itself." Rectangle solemnly sweared
The three stepped out and then had there hands bound with chakra chains. Hidan pulled out his triple bladed sycthe and readied to kill people, but Draco flew behind him and picked him up. The immortal tried to swing his sycthe to get himself down, but Draco blocked with his other hand, then crushed the blades of the sycthe into a fine powder.
"You think you can kill me? Be my guest." Hidan said
"Oh I'm not doing that. I have a few thousand year old torture technique I always wanted to try out on someone." Draco replied, and flew off
Unknown location: A seemingly ordinary motel
"Draco, what can I do you?" The person behind the desk asked
"Give me room 445." Draco replied and payed him
"The Pits of Tarturus suite. Nice choice." The man replied, and gave him the key
"This is your torture, locking me in a motel?" Hidan said lamely
"Not entirely." Dracro replied when they got to the door.
He opened the door and it revealed a massive pit, so deep theres no way any light to get down to the bottom.
"How did that get there?" Hidan asked
"Don't know, but I'd love to see if you could escape. As added confidence, no one has." Draco said, then dropped him
Hidan grabbed the edge of the pit, but when he tried to climb he was pulled under by a dark figure.
"Don't forget to send postcards!" Draco yelled down
Back at base
"Sir, it was a success. Most of the organization is dead, on is thrown into hell by Draco, and three where imprisoned waiting for a fair trial. Casualties are 1945." General Rectangle said to Naruto
"Thank you for your service. Your dismissed." Naruto replied
"Sir, can you promise me something?" The general asked
"What?" Naruto asked him
"I'd like your word that all the servicemen that died today didn't die for nothing." The general answered
"Promise. I can't afford too." Naruto said to him
"That you sir." Rectangle said, and was about to leave, but asked, "Do you have any bandages on hand?"
"In the closet down the right hallway to the left." Naruto said
"Thanks."
Naruto knew he could afford to make them die in vain. He knew he gained a victory that would help him, but the greater battle was far from over.
MHG: Holy crap this one was hard to write. Well, there only going to get harder to write for me, and more entertaining to read for all you out there that reads this, which I thank you. Anyone who's written a story knows its hard. Have a nice day everyone.