Phantom Carols

by Tw1stedRose

Did you ever have the urge to sing Danny Phantom Christmas songs? Here's your chance! These are parodies to well-known Christmas songs. To receive the best laughs, I suggest you know classic Christmas carols, play the music, and sing along. o o

3. Joy to the Ham

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Joy to the Ham

(Parody to "Joy to the World")

By Jack Fhenton

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Joy to the world, I have a ham!

It's cooked and it smells good!

I'll grab a fork, and I'll grab a knife.

And I'll eat and eat and eat.

And I'll eat and eat and eat.

And I'll eat and I'll eat until it's gone!

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Joy for the ham, I found a pie!

And it's my favorite kind!

I can't wait to eat.

This real delightful treat.

And I'll eat and eat and eat.

And I'll eat and eat and eat.

And I'll eat and I'll eat until it's gone!

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I will not share, my yummy food!

I don't care if I'm fat!

This tastes so good, and it tastes so fine.

And I eat and eat and eat.

And I eat and eat and eat.

And I eat and I eat until it's gone.

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Oh, no the ham and pie are gone!

I could not stop myself!

The ham smelled good and the pie looked great.

And I ate and ate and ate.

And I ate and ate and ate.

And I ate and I ate and now it's gone.