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Carol of the Cat

(Parody to "Carol of the Bells")

By: Vlad's Cat

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Hark! How my mind.

Smart feline mind.

Truly craves to say

"Please, run away!"

Vlad he is mad.

And you are sad.

Soon comes a spay

Vlad, he will pay.

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Purr, hiss, purr, hiss

Vlad, I won't miss.

He can go die.

I wouldn't cry.

One thing I know

I will not go

To that old Vets.

Place made for Pets.

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Oh how I wish

I was a fish

I would not be

Like this you see.

I would not know

What my way rows.

Escape, that I may

Just run away!

Very, very, very, very quickly.

Very, very, very, very quickly.

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But I will say

To my dismay.

Soon comes much pain.

I'll go insane!

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(Repeat from beginning.)

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Purr, hiss, purr, meow!