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Note from Author: Hey everyone!!! OMG. I cannot decide which of my carols is my favorite!!! I think I'd have to say "Carol of the Cat". What is your favorite so far? I've been trying to post at least one everyday, but hey, that's impossible with work, school, homework, and practicing my archery. (And reading manga and watching anime like "Night Wizard". :) ) Vlad seems to be the easiest to write about, so more Vlad carols to come!!! lol. I'm enjoying reading all your comments!!! I've found that that these carols are funnier if you sing them out loud while playing the music to them!!! I'm writing a parody to "God Rest You Merry Gentlemen" and now everytime I play that song on the piano, I sing MY lyrics to it instead of the real lyrics!!! lol. Enjoy the newest addition, "Oh Technology" suggested by FernClaw. I am grateful for the request because this was an EXCELLENT idea!!! I just had to write this. It was way better than Tucker's "Twelve Days of Christmas"!!! This one is for FernClaw...
Oh Technology
(Parody to "Oh Christmas Tree")
By Tucker
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Oh Technology, Oh Technology!
How lovely are thy features!
Oh Technology, Oh Technology,
How lovely are thy features!
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I stay inside in summertime,
And do these lyrics have to rhyme?
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Oh Technology, Oh Technology!
How lovely are thy features!
Oh Technology, Oh Technology,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
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Oh Technology, Oh Technology,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
In twenty years, technology,
Will make me fat, as you can see.
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Oh Technology, Oh Technology,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
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Oh technology, oh technology,
I cannot live without you.
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Oh technology, oh technology,
I'm better off without you!
Because of you, I fail in school,
For to my homework, you are cool.
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Oh technology, oh technology,
I cannot live without you!!!