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Message from Author: Ok it's been a while since I last posted another carol. I'm still working on some. I now rate these T for Teen. This one was difficult to write.
Mr. Vlad
(Parody to "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch")
By Danny Phantom
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You're a mean one, Mr. Vlad.
You really are a boob.
You're as cuddly as an ice cube.
You're as charming as a rat.
Mr. Vlad
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You're a box of chocolates
With laxatives inside.
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You're a devil, Mr. Vlad.
Your heart is filled with ice.
You're soul is filled with onions.
You've got a brain the size of rice.
Mr. Vlad.
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I wouldn't touch you if even if
You were trapped in a Fhenton Thermos.
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You're a vile one, Mr. Vlad.
Your touch makes pure flowers wilter.
You have all the explosive features
Of a 6-month-used Ecto-filter.
Mr. Vlad.
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Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the 6-month-used Ecto-filter.
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You're a sly one, Mr. Vlad.
You're my evil enemy.
You're heart only cares for yourself.
You can't take Mom from me.
Mr. Vlad.
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The three words that best describe you,
Are, and I quote: "Stale…Froot…Loop."
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You're a rotter, Mr. Vlad.
You're the king of sinful plots.
I hope in h--l your body rots
For others you care not.
Mr. Vlad.
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Your soul is an unbearable dump overflowing
With the most despicable assortment of creatures
And ghosts imaginable,
Rotting and their plotting your plans.
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You nauseate me, Mr. Vlad.
At you, I cannot dare look.
You're a crooked rich old froot loop
And you live a crooked life.
Mr. Vlad.
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You're a bowl of stale, disgusting, and moldy Froot Loops
With rotten skim milk.