Hey, everyone. It's Telsa. I was unpacking our suitcases and I found Rudbornn's Diary and I thought I should share it with all of you as it is a hoot! Here's the first page and it seems to be written when he just started his job in Los Noches! Haha! Read on!
And don't tell him I read his diary either!
Dear Diary,
Today, I cleaned up another mess. Just like I did yesterday. These Espada are hardly the cleanest folks in Heuco Mundo. Sometimes I wish that Aizen-sama would get on their case.
Nnoitra Gilga cannot just leave bodies laying around to be tripped over. This sole reason is why my head is bandaged as I write this. I was walking along and fell into the sand after tripping over a deadman's leg.
Grimmjow Jagerjaques is honestly no better. He may not leave bodies, but what ever he touches in destroyed. It is a sad fact that I have had to come to terms with this past year: I have to repair whole buildings on a daily basis.
Tia Harribel, however is much better at being tidy. But I still find it annoying to have to sweep up the burned remnants of her anger. (Note to self: Don't talk to her!)
At least Aaroniero and Szayelaporro have the mind to just eat everything and not leave such a large mess. But don't get me started on the mopping. Never seen so much goo in my life…(Note to self: Never eat soup again!)
Starrk (cannot remember the last name for the life of me), he never touches anything and all I have to do is clean the drool off his pillow every week. Which is still unpleasant as his mouth is a fountain, I swear.
Barragan… Dear Barragan. Diary, I don't not even want to talk about the messes he leaves. The same goes for Zommari who, despite the fact he has minimal things, still hits the rum a little too hard. Yammy. Don't make me scream. As for Aizen-sama. He needs to stop having so many tea parties.
This is not England! Granted, I have never been there. So, how can I judge?
And Ulquiorra. My favorite. He makes Grimmjow clean up after their fights and so I don't have to do it.
I shall now write you an ode:
Ulquiorra, the most efficient hollow in the world,
Never sits and lets things mold.
And always does what he is told.
Ulquiorra, I really like the fact that you don't get old.
So you are always in the know,
About everything and everyone to be known.
(That last line really stank, didn't it?)
Ah, well. I quit.
Good day,
Rudbor
Damn! I just heard laughing! I gotta run and grab my cleaning supplies and scrapers. Brains are on the wall, I am sure of it. Damn %!%# & (What ever the Plural is!) Espada!
I think, it's 'Espada'. anyhow, I am going to read through the rest of this diary and see if there is anything else worth sharing.
Bye,
Telsa Lidocruz