Oh my gosh who saw the season finale for season 14!? I cried so much, I was dehydrated afterwards. I've sord of been busy because of new stories I created so…yea. I had super bad writer's block, but enjoy.
Disclaimer: I'm not even gonna bring the dramatic stress upon myself.
*The precinct: cribs*
Olivia sits on the first couch she sees, which is the only couch. Elliot closes the door behind him, then sits on the coffee table in front of her. "It's nice to see you, I missed you", she smiles at him.
"Wait, what?" Elliot asks.
"It…is…nice…to…see…you", Olivia pronounces slowly.
"No, I mean, why aren't you screaming? Why aren't you slapping me? Do something! Call me names! Ask me why I'm here! Please Olivia shot me in the foot at least!" Elliot exclaims leaning over into her face.
"Elliot, get out my face", Olivia stays calm.
" are you going to do about it?"Elliot leans in even closer to Olivia, leaving only few centimeters in between.
"I'm not supposed to do anything", Olivia admits.
"What do you mean?", Elliot leans backward, to his original position.
"My anger management instructor and I agreed that I couldn't swear, raise my voice, drink, or fight around Luke", Olivia looks down.
"Anger management?"
"I can tell you the details…later", Olivia hesitates.
"So you think I'm going to drop off the face of the earth…again?" , Elliot asks offensively.
"No it's just that", Olivia starts to fade," I just…never mind". Elliot gets up and walks to the exit.
"I got to go pick something up," Elliot turns to face the entrance. "Don't worry I'll be back," Elliot continues not even turning around."Elliot, um we're all getting together at Fin's place around nine if you wanted to come. And Luke will be at the babysitters' house, so if you still want that ass kicking, you should stop by", Olivia smirks walking past him.
"I'll make sure I do", he answers walking down the stairs behind her. Just then a certain brown haired boy approached them. "Thank you for catching my mommy! My name is Luke", Luke gives Elliot a warm smile."Hi Luke, I'm Elliot. I work with your mommy," Luke's face lights up.
"Elliot... Elliot that sounds familiar ", Luke rubs his chin. It takes a few seconds for Luke to put it together, when he does his blue eyes expand. "Now I know, my mommy says your name in her sleep all the times and once I asked her-", Olivia's cheeks burn with embarrassment. "Lucky we need to get you ready to spend the night at the babysitters' house. Um, El it was nice talking to you. I'll see you tonight?", Liv's brown eyes flash up at him making him smile. "Yea can't wait", El answers.
"Bye Elliot!" Luke exclaims giving him a great big hug. Elliot leans over and putting his arms around the little boy."Bye Luke", They both let go of each to see Olivia grinning. She motions Luke to her side they both turn and walk to the elevator.
"She might seem friendly now but just wait, her claws will come out and they will sink into your skin," Munch says trying to get Elliot's attention.
"Munch, do you always have to cause trouble?" Fin scolds. There were no new cases and no paperwork to be done so all three detectives gather around Fin and Amanda's desks.
"If causing trouble means telling the truth then shame on me. Anyway Elliot, the little demon has anger management problems. Some days I'm like her scrawny punching bag except, I might be dead if she actually punched me," Munch chuckles. Fin's phone suddenly goes off, it read:
Liv: Tell Munch I said he better watch his back. If he doesn't his ass is mine, and to behave momma bear's ALWAYS watching. xoxo Livvy
Fin bursts into laughter as he puts his phone away. All three men turn to him in shock, Fin barely laughs on the job.
"Munch, Liv said you better watch your back or your ass is hers…oh and to behave because momma bear is always watching. Man she's gonna kill you," Fin chokes out.
What happened to her? When did she become so mature yet so childish? What made her change her entire appearance and personality? She wasn't this violent when I left her. She wasn't as playful when I left her. She could only date a man for a few months, not a few years. When did she decide to grow her hair out? It's so beautiful and long, it looked so soft and…
"Can I get a protected detail? Give me some uni bodyguards?" Munch jokes. Nick chuckles,"You'd be better off in the witness protection program". The three men chuckle as Elliot stares off to space.
"Elliot,"Munch says, looking for a response. Elliot doesn't move nor speak.
"Stabler," Nick tries to help, yet still nothing.
"Probably daydreaming about Olivia's lavender smelling hair," Fin states. A few seconds later Fin's phone vibrates, he looks down an finds a text from Olivia.
Liv: And how do you know what my hair smells like? Hmm…
"Mommy eyes on the road! We gonna die!" Luke exclaims from the backseat.
"We aren't gonna die. Who told you that?"Olivia turns around as she puts the car in park.
"Daddy," Luke replies innocently. How was she going to tell him this? He referred to Brian as his "daddy" so easily, she didn't want to ruin that. Her relationship with Brian might have crashed and burned, but that doesn't mean Luke's relationship with him had to go down with it. She decided with the direct approach.
Luke's beautiful big blue eyes stare up at her, as she unbuckles him.
"Lucky, remember what I said about Brian?"
"Mommy, you said…well would you get mad if I repeated it?"
"No," Olivia reassures him.
"Okay," Luke takes a long pause,"That stupid madafucka thinks he can do this to me. Scuew me ova like I'm his bwitch. I will shoot his- " Olivia's eyes widen,"Oh my god! Honey, you were awake?! Jesus Christ, don't ever talk like that again".
"Are you mad?" Luke asks on the verge of tears.
"Sweetie, I'm not mad. I just wasn't expecting you to say that," Liv assures him as they walk inside their building.
Thirty minutes later Luke was packed and ready to go. So they just sat on her couch and watched Spongebob.
"I'm weady!" Luke chants along with spongebob. Before Olivia can join in, there's a knock at the door. Olivia gets off the couch and walks to the door, she looks in the peephole and sees on of the girls that watch Luke.
"Hey Lizzy! Where are the others?" Olivia says hugging Elizabeth Stabler.
"Maureen, Kathleen, and Eli are at mom's house with Jackson, Mathew, and little Elise... Oh and Zara and Gilberto are there too," Lizzy tells her as she returns the hug.
"Luke! Lizzy's here! Go get your stuff!" Olivia yells into her house. Luke runs over to Lizzy with his camouflage book bag.
"You ready to go, Lucky?" Olivia asks. An overly excited five year-old starts jumping up and down,"Yay! Yay! Yay!" He exclaims. "I'll take that as a yes," Lizzy chuckled.
"I'll follow you guys out," Olivia tells them as she grabs her keys, phone, gun, and badge.
It was around 9:15 and almost all of the friends had arrived at Fin's place for their usual lounging after work. They each would take turns hosting the gathering at their own house; this Friday is Fin's turn, next Friday is Olivia's turn. The clique has a number of ten people in it, it's big but they consider it fun and functional.
"Liv, do you always have to carry your gun around?" Fin asks motioning for her to come inside. When she steps inside she sees Casey and Melinda sitting on the couch watching tv.
"Yea, it's my special jackass repellant; I bet it smells delightful. Do you want to smell it?" Olivia sarcastically replies. Casey and Melinda snickers as Fin pushes his hands in front of him to separate himself and Olivia's gun.
"You don't want to do that do you? You have a M.E, two ADA's, about four detectives, and a stay at home mother to witness,"Fin challenges.
"Your math is a little off. Cynthia and Nick aren't here, Barba isn't in the room, we don't count as witnesses so that just leaves Munch as the only detective, and I'm pretty sure Casey and Melinda would never say anything. So try again,"Olivia states matter-o-factly.
"I won't say anything if you ladies won't," Munch says from the kitchen table. The both shrug and say,"Whatever".
"Hey! Aren't you forgetting the Nurse!" Their friend, Blondie yells. "And the defense attorney," Trevor Langan adds. They both are sitting at the bar table drinking their beers.
"I didn't mention you guys because I'm going to need you to defend me," Olivia looks at Trevor and then at Blondie and continues,"And I need you to nurse Fin back to health so I won't be charged with murder. See I saved the best jobs for last!"
"I have a very important question," Melinda speaks up. Munch walks over to the living room area and sits on the leather chair next to the couch.
"Shoot, "Munch replies. "Wait let us get comfortable," Blondie and Olivia in unison, flopping on the leather couch squishing both Melinda and Casey.
"You guys always do this! Can't you be mature?" Casey whines, causing Blondie and Olivia to laugh. Fin and Trevor just decide to share the love seat as their friends whine and bicker.
"Lighten up, Case! Why do you have to be so serious all the time?!" Blondie exclaims. "I guess having a five year old son does that to you,"Olivia answers Casey. Melinda clears her throat causing everyone to look at her.
"Didn't someone say Barba was in another room?" Melinda starts. "Yea, Ms. Chatterbox did," Trevor answers, using his nickname for Olivia.
"Okay, and if we're all in here and he's alone, what is he doing?" Melinda finishes in almost whisper.
"He better not be fucking up my leather comforter!" Fin exclaims. As if on cue, Fin's Bathroom door swings open. Rafael exits the room along with a horrid eye burning stench.
"For the last time, Fin if you want to cook chitlens, you gotta take that shit down south. New York Buildings are to damn close together for you to cook those things!" Trevor shrieks.
"I think my nose just shriveled up and died," Casey bluntly remarks.
"Dear mother of God,"Munch
"Here's a tip, never…buy sushi from a …gas station," Barba murmurs. He waves to his friends as he exits Fin's apartment leaving the door open.
"Hey guys!" Elliot greets. Blondie's eyes widen,"Olivia? Is there something you forgot to mention?," Blondie murmurs. Once Elliot turns to go into the living room his jaw falls to the floor. Olivia laughs nervously,"I knew there was something a forgot to mention."
"Elliot,"Blondie calls out.
"Hey Kathy," he responds.
I guess it's kind of agitating that they didn't have the talk yet. But, at least Kathy will be there to add her two cents. The talk will be next chapter…or will it. Oh and if you don't know what chitlins are or you didnt understand the joke, I'll explain later.