Happy Bonfire Night, everyone! May you all NOT get your heads blown off by fireworks!
Anyway, I decided to use this as "filler chapter" to cheer myself up since I'm back in school =(
It's not a proper chapter, it's a poem! Yaaaay!
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Vaati studied the piece of paper worriedly. "Is this really what the author gets up to in her spare time?"
"Just read it!" Ganondorf roared. "I can't WAIT to hear it!"
"Can't you read it yourself, Master?" Shadow asked. Ganondorf stared at his feet shamefacedly. There was a long silence as everyone waited for his reply, before a small squeak came forth: "Well, I can't read."
There was an even longer silence.
"Well, we really should have guessed that, shouldn't we?" Vaati muttered, turning his attention back to the paper. "Let's see, Cortex's Chemisty Revision.

Johnny was a scientist,
Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H20 was H2S04.

Teacher's comments: F. See me!"

"NO, NO, NOOOO!" the author screamed, snatching the paper off him and turning it over. "On the other side, you numbskull! LOOK!"
Shadow and Vaati read down the page quickly. "Well, [CENSORED]. That isn't nice." Shadow said, glaring at the page viciously. It would have burst into flames if Ganondorf had not whacked Vaati around the head with the saucepan from Chapter 4. "JUST GET ON WITH IT!" the King of Evil roared. "Otherwise this chapter is going to be several pages too long!"
"Alright, alright." Vaati hissed, rubbing his head. "Here goes nothing."

"This is the story of Vaati and Shadow,
They and Ganon are all very baddo.
Ganon is big and also a pig He's really a slaphead but he wears a wig.
Now Vaati and Shaddy, that's a whole different tale,
Vaati's got a brain twice the size of South Wales.
Shadow has a brain, but he doesn't use it a lot,
But Ganon has been thick since he's been in his cot.
Cortex's ideas are stupid and mad But she still keeps on writing, the torturous cad.
Shadow has normal skin, but Ganny has green And the smell that he makes when he farts is obscene.
Is Vaati a girl, or is he a guy?
The Net cannot tell, thus neither can I.
At over 10 chapters, this fic's far too long Just thousands of words of things all going wrong,
This poem's been going for rather a while,
If you printed it out it would stretch half a mile.
So I'll end belatedly with a terrible rhyme,
Now I have no more to say I shall say THE END."

The author applauded. "Beautiful diction, Vaati. What do you... all... think...?"
Seeing the looks on their faces (and especially Ganon's), she decided to beat a hasty exit.

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TA DAAAAAAAAAAA! Credit goes to my sister for helping!
I'm not expecting reviews (c'mon, who'd review this?)... unless they are in praise of my incredible poetry skills of course ;)
Chapter 11 will be up on Thursday, with mentions!
Thank you! *bows*