first, off, THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
math-nerds-unite: well im glad you liked it :) i quite like it myself.
Sage of Downtown Hyrule: why thank you :)
pink5pixie: yes, it was a love rectangle, and it will be in the play. but outside of the play its alink-zelda-marth triangle.
anyways, heres chapter 2!
Chapter Two: She's mine
Roy was waiting in the lunch line. He pushed his tray down the counter, picking out a tuna sandwich, a chocolate milk and three cookies. He paid at the register, and headed for his usual table. He found Link, who was munching on a piece of pizza, grinning from ear to pointy ear.
"Someone looks happy." Roy said.
"Oh I'm not happy! I'm overjoyed!" Link cheerfully stated.
"Is there some logical explanation for your sudden burst of elation?"
"You know, you should stop reading the dictionary on your spare time." Link said.
An angered blush creeped to the surface of Roy's face. "I do not read the dictionary. I like using big words, that's all."
"Right, you like being 'atrocious'."
"…It's loquacious"
"Whatever. I can't be bothered by such trivial things right now."
"Wow, you actually used 'trivial' right." Roy said in mock amazement.
"Oh your bitter sarcasm can't get me down today! Nothing can!" Link proudly proclaimed.
Roy sighed. "Right, so back to my question. What's got you so happy?"
"A Play!"
"What?"
"We're having a school play!"
Roy was somewhat let down. "…That's it? The way you're jumping around, you'd think Zelda just asked you out or something."
"THAT'S JUST IT!" Link shouted. "DON'T YOU SEE? THIS IS MY CHANCE! MY ONE CHANCE WITH ZELDA!" Link was receiving many strange looks from passing students, but he neither noticed nor cared.
Roy had to snicker. "You are hopeless." He said. "Zelda has completely--" But he cut himself off. Walking into the cafeteria, clad in a denim miniskirt and pink top, was none other than Princess--
"PEACH!" Roy screamed. He scrambled from his seat, nearly falling over. He ran up to Peach. "What do you think you're doing? You can't carry textbooks around like that! You'll get a bad back!" And Roy snatched Peach's Socials text from her. "You need a big strong man to help you!"
Peach giggled. "You're so cute!" And she kissed him lightly on the cheek. Roy's face turned a deep shade of scarlet, as the princess wrapped her arm around his shoulder and hugged him. The two walked off, hearts floating around their heads.
It was Link's turn to snicker. Roy, no matter how poised and intelligent he was with Link, was always a total fool around Peach. Though he had to admit, he envied Roy, for having a girlfriend.
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Zelda casually walked into the cafeteria. She was glad to finally get away from Marth. What a creep. There is no Romeo in a Midsummer Night's Dream. Zelda sighed. Dumbass. She picked up a tray and got in the lunch line. She grabbed a salad, a granola bar, and a V8, and placed them on her tray. She paid at the register, then looked around the cafeteria to find an empty table. She spotted a lone Hylian slouched at a table picking at his slice of Hawaiian pizza.
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Link grumbled as he picked at his slice of Hawaiian pizza.
"This seat taken?" He heard someone ask. He looked up and his eyes met up with met up with another pair, belonging to Princess Zelda. Link's stomach twisted into a triple knot and his heart leapt into his throat.
"No." He managed to squeak.
Zelda smiled and sat down. She tore open a packet of salad dressing and drizzled it onto her salad. She stabbed a leaf with her fork and placed it elegantly into her mouth. Link was watching her with dreamy, out-of-focus eyes.
"So Link," She said as she swallowed. "Are you going to the audition for the play?"
Stay cool. Stay cool. "Oh yeah, for sure! Y-you?"
"I might." Zelda paused to eat some more salad. Link was ecstatic! He was actually having lunch with Zelda!
Zelda spoke again. "You know, I see you in drama class, you're really good."
"R-really? Thanks." OH MY GODDESSES! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
"Yeah! I love your clown act!"
"Oh, thanks." SHE LIKES MY CLOWN ACT!
"Yeah… You're so funny and out going onstage! How do you do it?"
"Oh… j-just comes naturally." SHE THINKS I'M FUNNY!
Zelda smiled. Then it faded.
"What's wrong?" Link asked.
"Ugh… That Marth…"
Link was surprised. "What about him?"
Zelda gave an annoyed sigh. "He's so arrogant! Can you believe that guy?"
Link was completely astonished. Zelda? Doesn't like Marth? Oh this was too good to be true!
"I mean really! He thinks he's the greatest actor in the world! Honestly, I think Bowser would make a better actor! And he's so mean!"
Link was getting even more excited. "You… You think so?"
"Oh believe me, I know so! He never leaves me alone! What a creep!"
"Yeah… he's…" Link wanted to say that Marth was the biggest jerk in SSBS, but instead he said, "a little annoying."
"Oh Farore, there he is." She said, sounding scared. "Sorry, I gotta go." She grabbed her granola bar and made a hasty exit.
Link was speechless. This was the first time Zelda has ever talked to him outside of "Hey Link." He was inclined to leap up on top of the table and do a happy dance, but he suppressed his urge as Marth approached.
"Hey Elfie."
The familiar shot of anger ran through Link "My name is not Elfie." He said.
"What?"
Link stood up. "My name is Link."
Marth stood even closer to Link, so he towered over him. "You'd better watch yourself, punk." He prodded Link's chest. Link tried not to be intimidated. "Or your pretty little face is gonna get beaten to a pulp." Link sat back down again, and Marth sneered in satisfaction. "You stay away from Zelda." He growled. "She's mine."
oooh, the plot thickens! yay fir link! hope you enjoyed this chapter:)
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so i can put up the next chapter . cuz its rather exciting
