for the sake of keeping sage of hyrule sane, here is chapta 3! i would have put it up sooner, but i had some spanish hw to get through -.-; aaaaanyways... im afraid im uddating too fast, and that ill update faster than i can write and cause delays... but o well. a worry for another day. ill just MAKE more time for writing :D anways, thats for the... TWO REVIEWS:D ... ... ... ...

MidnightMoon01: thank you :) yea, i liked the way i did the peachroy thing too :) (btw... you spelled paired wrong :( )
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anyways, i hope you enjoy this chapter. as i said, its rather exciting (..well, atleastfor me it is...)

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Chapter Three: The Audition

Link wandered into the big gym. He saw some people he knew, or at least heard of. Fox McCloud was standing in a corner, intently reading a sheet of paper. He saw Douglas Falcon, a.k.a. Capitan Falcon, sitting on a cafeteria table, also reading a script excerpt. Luigi and Mewtwo were reciting lines together

"…Be it so, Lysander: find you out a bed; For I upon this bank will rest my head."

"One turf shall serve as pillow for us both; One heart, one bed, two bosoms and one troth."

Link was a little disturbed at the fact Mewtwo was trying to seduce Luigi. He forced himself to redirect his attention.

"Link! You made it!" Link turned to see his drama teacher. "Oh excellent, I was hoping you'd come. You're top of the class!"

He scolded himself for blushing.

"Here," She thrust a piece of paper into Link's hands. "Practice this. You're up after Mr. McCloud." She turned away from Link. "Douglas! You're up!" Falcon hopped of his cafeteria table and strode to the front of the gymnasium. He cleared his throat and read:

"Happy be The… Thesoos… Thusis…"

"Theseus!" The drama teacher corrected.

"Yeah, yeah! Theseus! Happy be Theseus! Our re…re…nowned duke." Falcon struggled with the words.

"Thanks, good Egeus: what's the news with thee?" The teacher said aloud.

"Full of vex… er.. whatever that says… come I… with complaint." Falcon read at a second grader's pace. "Against my child, my daughter Herrr… err.. uhh.. Herm…eee...aaaaaahhhh. Stand forth Dem-oo-ster-ous. My noble lord. This man--"

"Okay Falcon, thank you." The teacher interrupted.

"Aw shit." He said as he tromped out of the gym.

"Tsk tsk. Next! Luigi! Mewtwo!"

Link had a good laugh listening to Capitan Falcon, but he knew he needed to get cracking. He scanned his lines that he needed to read. He was extremely pleased to find the teacher gave him Lysander's lines. I might just get this part! Link thought. As Luigi and Mewtwo read out their lines for the teacher, he saw Roy walk in. Roy saw Link and headed in his direction.

"Roy? What are you doing here? Aren't there volleyball tryouts today?" Not only was Roy smart, he was also very athletic.

"Oh you inane, silly little boy!' He said. "I would prefer much more to indulge in some of the greatest literature from the--"

"Peach is auditioning too?"

Roy looked deflated. He gave a sigh of exasperation. "If you must know… yes, she is."

Link laughed. "You wanna practice with me? Grab a script. You can me Hermia."

Roy gave Link a reproachful look. "I'm good." He pulled out a piece of paper. "She wants me to try Puck."

"Hey, that's a fun role!"

"Yeah I guess."

Link looked up at Peach, who was just entering the gym. "There's your girlfriend." He said, motioning towards the door.

Roy's eyes widened and he whipped around, to see his beloved approaching.

"PEACH! What are you doing here? Oh what a pleasant surprise!" He said, in an ever so jittery voice.

"Oh you silly!" She giggled. "You know I'm auditioning for the play!"

"ARE YOU"

She giggled again, and pecked him on the cheek. "Yeah. I'm trying for a minor role. Just a fairy."

"GREAT! We can practice together!" Roy took Peach's hand and led her away.

Link chuckled to himself, then reverted his attention to his lines, mumbling them aloud.

"Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood; And to speak troth, I have forgot our way: We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good, And tarry for the comfort of the day."

"Be it so, Lysander: find you out a bed; For I upon this bank will rest my head." Link looked up. He found himself lost in the same liquid blue eyes that had caught him by surprise at lunch earlier that day.

"Z-Zelda!"

"Hey Link." Smiling as she spoke. "I decided to try out."

"That's great!" Link said. OH MY NAYRU! SHE'S GOT HERMIA'S PART!

"Mhm. Want to practice together?"

Not a million rupees, not even a hundred million, could make Link happier. "Sure!" Link stood up and read aloud his next line: "One turf shall serve as pillow for us both: one heart, one bed, two bosoms, and single troth."

"Nay, good Lysander; for my sake, my dear, Lie further off yet, do not lie so near."

"O, take the sense, sweet, of my innocence! Love takes the meaning in love's conference. I mean, that my heart unto yours is knit So that but one heart we can make of it; Two bosoms interchained with an oath; So then two bosoms and a single troth. Then by your side no bed-room me deny; For lying so, Hermia, I do not lie."

"Lysander riddles very prettily: Now much beshrew my manners and my pride, If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied. But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy Lie further off; in human modesty,
Such separation as may well be said Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid, So far be distant; and, good night, sweet friend: Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end!"

"Link! You're up!" Link and Zelda lifted their heads from their scripts. Link's drama teacher was pointing a thumb behind to the front of the gym.

"Oh! Okay."

"Link, I'll go with you!" Zelda said.

"A-a-all right." Link stammered. He and Zelda walked up to the front of the gymnasium, the other play hopefuls watching. Link's legs were shaking, and his palms were sweaty, but he tried to keep a cool head.

"Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood; And to speak troth, I have forgot our way: We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good, And tarry for the comfort of the day."

"Be it so, Lysander: find you out a bed; For I upon this bank will rest my head."

"One turf shall serve as--"

"HEEEEEEY!"

Link turned his head in the direction of the disturbance, both annoyed and embarrassed.

"Y'all start the party without me?" Marth called out.

"Marth!" Zelda cried irritably.

"Marth, please take a seat." The drama teacher said. "Link and Zelda are in the middle of--"

"WHAT? But Zel-zel! You were gonna do this with me!"

Zelda's face reddened in anger. "Don't call me that!"

Marth continued as if she didn't say anything. "What are you doing with Elfie?"

"His name is Link! And I never wanted to audition with you!"

"Zel-zel! How can you say that?"

"Do not call me Zel-zel!" Zelda was shaking with anger. She exhaled sharply and stomped out of the gym. Marth ran after her.

"Zelda baby!"

Link was left staring at an empty doorway. He was crestfallen, no beyond that. He was completely devastated.

"…Thank you Link." The teacher said. She lowered her head and scribbled something down on her paper. "You're free to go."

"That…that's it?"

"Yes, you can leave now."

oh that marth! GRRRRR! GRRR I SAY!
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AND EVEN MORE GRRRRRR!1
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yes, im strange... but thats just the way it works :) GRR, that marth ruins everything!... poor link... ANYWAYS... uhh... um... hope you likeyed that chapter... the next two are my favourite ones :) so far. anyways, i gotta get ready for bed. UUGHGHGAHHA... school, i hate it... A LOT!... -sigh-, wish i went to SSBS...sigh... .. sigh again... i have run out of things to say... re-reads to chapter to find something to comment on hm... nothing...

well

ill go then...

until i return..

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