HELLO! I'm so glad everyone loves my series! I would like reviews though. Thank you, HugeDumbJellyfish and YoshiWithAMustache. I appreciate what you commented! Anyways, I don't own any characters. Thanks!


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Dear Diary,

We officially have retrieved Pauline from the abusive relationship. Bowser was a great help during the plan. And, as I promised, I will inform you about the plan. It's not quite complicated, but simple plans are usually the best. What does matter is that Pauline is safe, and nobody- well... Nobody important- was injured.

The plan was really simple: get in, get out, don't use violence. We started by having Pauline "coincidently" standing by a window. We then hid in the bushes, waiting for Mario to leave the room. Bowser then broke down the wall and grabbed Pauline, "kidnapping" her. Mario was alarmed by the crumbling wall and ran into the room. That's where I came in. I tackled him to the ground and used my magic to pin him to the ground. Though he tried to fight, my magic was too much of a match for him. Bowser, Pauline and I jumped into the Clown Copter, whizzing back here, to the castle. Pauline is doing great. She is MUCH happier now that she's away from that good-for-nothing... Pardon me, talking about him makes me steaming mad. Allow me to cool down.

As I was saying, Pauline is happier now. Bowser was great today. He is also here, keeping busy with Pauline. She had many open wounds when we collected her. Bowser is such a great help. He's really a nice guy-turtle, really- once you get to know him. He may look threatening, but he's a teddy bear! Pauline really enjoys him, as well. It feels nice to see everyone getting along. Peace has finally returned to my kingdom. I feel wonderful, knowing I can fall asleep at night and not have to worry about waking up in the morning with new scars.

I'm glad everything worked out. But that's all I have for right now. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings! It's the day of the Jade Fest! I can't wait! There's so much to do!

With Love,

~Princess Peach~