Lizzy: Woot! Welcome to chapter 4!!! yay! I've gotten to 4 chapters!! -dances-
Hiroshi: uh... yeah... -sweat drop- It's not that big of a deal, Lizzy-chan...
Lizzy: YES IT IS!!! (jerk...)
Jiro: -sigh- she's over exaggerating again...
Suki: Only slightly...
Lizzy: -still dancing-
Suki/Jiro/Hiroshi: -sweat drop-
Lizzy: -stops suddenly- Hmm... what to name this chapter...
Hiroshi: Well, what's it about?
Lizzy: well---
Jiro: Don't ask her that! She'll ruin the chapter for the people reading it!!
Hiroshi: Ok, Lizzy-chan! Don't tell us.
Lizzy: No! No, I swear I wont ruin it!!
Suki: Why would she ruin it? Its her story! She wouldn't want to do something like that...
Lizzy: Ok. So they switched again. Except for Akamaru and stuff, but still. They switched and everyone is confused on who everyone else is. Eh, I'm not saying more than that.
Hiroshi: Em... alright... How about... The Switching Game!!??
Lizzy/Suki/Jiro: -sweat drop-
Lizzy: Baka! Thats what the whole story is called!! Seriously... -shakes head-
Jiro: Eh, you'll think of it.
Suki: Yeah, sorry we couldn't help.
Lizzy: -sighs- Alright... I need to hurry this up.
Hiroshi: Why??
Lizzy: I'm trying to finish this in one day... I'm going to try to make it as long as last time, but just in one day. Then I could put it on tomorrow!
Jiro: Why go to all the trouble of rushing?
Lizzy: Because! I'm getting more people to read my story and stuff...
Suki: What???
Lizzy: Well, I was on gaiaonline, and i put on my journal a little thing telling about what i have on my ff account so far. And im not sure how many of my friends on there read my journal, and/or like watching/reading Naruto at all... (And I'm not sure how many of my friends actually watch the original Jap. Version.)
Hiroshi: Makes sense.
Lizzy: Yeah, and I love writing for people who love reading what I write.
((AN: This is where that quote started. It just took me SO long to put this chapter up, so I started using the quote anyway.))
Jiro: What a strange sentence...
Lizzy: shut up, Jiro!
Jiro: -sweat drop-
Hiroshi: Everyone is acting really weird and OOC today...
Lizzy: That might be because i haven't talked to you guys in a few days... Jerks.
Suki: Thats because we're still mad at you.
Lizzy: For what????
Hiroshi: You haven't even started our 4th chapter!!!
Lizzy: I have writers block! Leave me alone! And I've been thinking about it! I already know where I'm going to start, its just that i think more people read this story than the other one...
Suki: -gasp-
Hiroshi: ouch... harsh...
Lizzy: I didn't mean it like that, I'm just telling the truth. Although i like your story much better, Suki-chan. Its really interesting... God, I mean... Ichiro Homaku? Never saw that coming. Actually, yes I did. But thats just because the thing that got me started on writing your story was that i created your character, and my brother created his own character with the name "Ichiro" and i told him I'd use him in the story.
Suki: what???
Lizzy: Yeah, but it didn't happen like that. Ichiro is nothing at all like my brother, don't worry.
Suki: Good. I mean, well its worse off this way.
Lizzy: Suki-chan, don't ruin it! I'm barely there yet! I don't even know the whole story between you and your brother...
Hiroshi: I rule.
Lizzy: wtf?
Hiroshi: sorry, I'm just remembering what happened.
Lizzy: Shut up! Your life sucks!
Hiroshi: aww... -sniffle-
Jiro: hey, who's this "Ichiro Homaku"?? Am I the only one that noticed that he has the same last name as us?? -gasp- Hey, are we related to him in anyway!!??
Lizzy/Suki/Hiroshi: -sweat drop-
Hiroshi: As usual, Jiro-chan doesn't even listen the whole story.
Lizzy: Lets not tell him. He doesn't remember yet, like Suki does.
Suki: Ha ha! I was Ichiro's favorite sibling! He doesn't even remember Saburo!
Lizzy: Don't be mean! (Poor little Saburo...) Anyway, lets start the chapter. I've got a pretty good idea on what I'm gunna do, now.
Chapter 4: The Confusion of Switching
Recap:
They heard laughter. Kakashi's.
"That bastard." Naruto muttered.
"Hey, guys." They heard him say. He was in the barrier or... he had released it. Their eyes widened. "Alright! I'm not done yet, you know that?"
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"Now your going to have a smaller space to be in! Oh, and there's also the part where I'm gunna make all of you switch."
"Huh?" Kiba asked, but Kakashi had already made signs and there was a new barrier up around the cave and the small river. He made more hand signs, touched the barrier, and said "Switch" again. He sat down outside and watched, clearly amused.
"What just happened?" Shikamaru asked. Then he noticed his voice. He looked at himself and gave off a girly screech.
"What the hell, Shikamaru??" Hinata asked. Everyone stared at Hinata. "What?" she asked and then looked at herself and started twitching.
"GOD DAMN IT, KAKASHI-SENSEI! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO US??" Shikamaru screamed.
Recap over.
Kakashi put a hand up to his ear.
"I can't hear you!" He said again.
"Great. -sigh- Now what do we do?" Ino asked.
"Well, obviously we have to figure out who everyone is." Kiba replied.
"Can't we just say who we are?" Sakura whined.
"No!! That takes the fun out of it!" Hinata joined in. (A/N: she had stopped twitching.)
"Oh no!" Shikamaru moaned. "We're not starting that game again, are we? I'm sick of it!"
"I'll be able to figure it out... in about 10 minutes, you know that?" Kiba said.
"Then you must be Shikamaru!" Hinata said.
"Nope." Kiba replied.
"Damn... Oh well, I'll keep trying." Hinata said.
"Really, Naruto? It would take you that long? I've already got it almost all figured out. Just two more to go." Ino said.
"Shikamaru!" Hinata accused, pointing at Ino.
"Yup." He replied, as Ino. Sakura squeaked.
"Well, let us figure the rest out. We know that your a genius." Hinata said.
"Fine, Kiba." He replied, smirking. He glared at Kakashi, then turned his full attention to the group. They were all in deep thought. Well, most were.
"Sakura", "Hinata", and "Shikamaru" were in deep thought. "Kiba" had it figured out, "Ino" had it figured out (obviously), and "Naruto" was staring off into space with wide eyes.
Alright. Lets change that paragraph.
Ino, Kiba, and Sakura were in deep thought. Naruto had it figured out, Shikamaru had it figured out (obviously), and Hinata was staring off into space with wide eyes.
In other words:
Ino -is as- Sakura
Hinata -is as- Naruto
Sakura -is as- Shikamaru
Kiba -is as- Hinata
Shikamaru -is as- Ino
Naruto -is as- Kiba
Lets watch as they attempt to figure it out. (And lets call them by their own names, also.)
Naruto was checking with Shikamaru if he got all of them right, because he had nothing better to do. Kiba was trying to eavesdrop, but not succeeding because Naruto and Shikamaru were good at whispering. (He couldn't figure out who Sakura and Ino were.) Sakura and Ino were both thinking. Sakura had all of it figured out soon, and Ino was mentally freaking out that Shikamaru was in her body. Hinata was mentally freaking out that she was in Naruto's body.
Sakura went and checked with Naruto and Shikamaru. Everyone already knew who Naruto, Shikamaru, and Kiba were, so they just figured out the rest. That was easy, since Hinata (or "Naruto") hadn't talked the whole time, but the hard part was with Ino and Sakura, because they acted a lot like each other. (A/N: In my opinion.)
Kiba figured it out as soon as Sakura said she did, because he knew that Sakura was smarter than Ino. He went to check also. All that had went to check, had figured it out. They turned to Ino and Hinata.
Lizzy: Well, Here is where I start thinking about what to put for the next part of the chapter...
Hiroshi:... what's that supposed to mean?
Lizzy: I have no clue what to write for it. This is the worst writers block I've had in a long time. It's been nearly a month since the last chapter came out.
Suki: Much more than that, Lizzy-chan.
Taiki: Lizzy-kun!! -squeak- I'm so happy!
Hiroshi: -glare- Why?
Taiki: I have a name!!!!
Lizzy: Yup. I know. And I keep forgetting it.
Taiki: Un, but I forgive your for that!
Jiro: Hey guys.
Lizzy: Jiro-chan!!! Where were you??
Jiro: I just wasn't talking...
Suki: He's... extremely depressed.
Lizzy: Un, I understand that much. I know what happened. How long ago was it?
Suki: Only about two months...-sniffle-
Lizzy: Ok, you don't have to talk about it. For everyone who doesn't understand, if you read Suki's story, You'll understand much, much later. And I mean on like... the 20th chapter, or something. I already wrote it... It's so horrible!!! -sniffle-
Hiroshi: I'm still remembering how cool I am.
Lizzy: Come on! Seriously, you need to get over yourself. You weren't like this last chapter!! All self centered. Jiro-chan's attitude is rubbing off on you.
Hiroshi: BURNAGE!
Lizzy: STFU! Leave Jiro-chan alone!!
Hiroshi: Your the one who said it!!
Taiki: I feel left out...
Suki: Me too... But don't worry, they always act like this...
Taiki: I know... Hey... Suki-kun... -purrs-
Suki: Stay away from me!! Perv!
Lizzy: Yeah, Taiki, She doesn't want to join your stupid club thing.
Taiki: Does that matter? No... she still likes me.
Lizzy: That doesn't mean she... eh... wants you!
Taiki: How do you know?
Lizzy: Me and Suki are like sisters! ((A.N: I'm really close to her, in my mind... lolz, she's the character I understand the most.))
Taiki: Sisters aren't always close enough that you know all of what they feel! So Suki-kun might-
Lizzy: No way. She doesn't. Thats why she kept making you back off. Jerk.
Suki: -blushing like mad- Why do you two have to talk about me like that?
Lizzy: wh-What? I was just defending you!!
Suki: Un, but it's kind of embarrassing. you know... the subject your talking about...
Taiki: See? You don't always understand her!
Lizzy: Shut up, I get what she means.
Hiroshi: God, Lizzy-chan. I thought you wanted to start on this other chapter...
Lizzy: -sigh- I know! But I have no ideas! I HATE writers block!!!
Hiroshi: Me too, because writers block means your can't write our story.
Lizzy: Shut up, I've been done with Suki's 4th chapter for forevers. I finished it a long time ago. -sigh- I love the flute... It makes pretty noises... ((A.N: It ends with Suki playing the flute, so yeah.))
Taiki: Do you have any ideas yet?
Lizzy: Well, somewhat, but I'm stuck, still. I think I at least have a beginning. And this story needs a chapter the most, since its my most popular story. About 900-1000 people have read it. Seriously, I nearly fainted when I read that.
Hiroshi: Than you should be able to think of something!!
Lizzy: I think it might be the fact that I have all these other ideas for other stories. Thats what I get for having 7 stories going at a time. And I'm going to start a new one...
Hiroshi: You have too many ideas.
Lizzy: Well, people read my stories so I get more ideas all the time. And I think I might have the next chapter for "Random Foolishness of Itachi" ready.. a while ago, I wrote this stupid fic about Itachi finding an abandoned car... so I'm gunna put that in there. That'll be most of it.
Suki: wow... how do you keep track of all of your stories?
Lizzy: Omfg, I cant! I haven't even started the next chapter for "Randomness Added"!! I haven't even thought about it. o.O
Jiro: Are we going to start the chapter now?
Lizzy: Jiro-chan!!! You finally talked!!
Jiro: Uh, I talked earlier, Lizzy-chan...
Lizzy: Oh yeah...
Everyone but Lizzy: -Sweat drop-
Lizzy: Well, Lets start the second part of the chapter!!!
Everyone else: Un!! ((Meaning "Yeah" JIC some people didn't know.))
Chapter 4.2: Confusion and writers block (Sorry)
"Eh, are you guys alright?" Kiba (as Hinata) asked. They didn't seem to hear him.
"Hinata-kun's voice is quiet, speak louder." Naruto (as Kiba) said softly.
"ARE YOU ALRIGHT???" Kiba yelled as loud as he could.
"GOD, HE DIDNT SAY TO SCREAM AT THEM!! YOU BAKA!" Sakura screamed. Kiba took a few steps away from her.
"Sorry." he muttered, scared. (A/N: Because Sakura has Tsunade strength. -nods-)
Naruto sighed and sat next to Hinata. It was weird, because he was sitting near himself, sort of.
"Hinata-kun?" he said softly. "Are you alright?" She looked up.
"Kiba-c-chan?"
"No..." he replied, and she blushed.
"T-then, N-naruto-kun?" she whispered. He smiled and nodded. She sighed.
"There's something wrong with Ino." Kiba pronounced. Ino was twitching and tugging at her (or Sakura's) hair.
"INO! YOUR RUINING MY HAIR!!" Sakura screamed. Ino didn't notice Sakura at all.
Sakura slowly helped Ino up, noticing that she was shaking.
"Ino? Are you ok?"
"U...Un..." she took a deep breath, a glance at Shikamaru, and sighed. "That just g-gave me a slight shock."
"I wonder if he'll let us out now that we know who everyone is?" Sakura asked everyone else.
"I doubt it. Kakashi-sensei is acting like... evil-Kakashi..." Kiba said, glancing at Kakashi who was lazily watching to see what would happen.
"It's like... Its like he's watching us like a tv show!" Ino noted.
"Maybe he didn't have money to pay his cable bill?" Kiba suggested.
"Well something must have happened for him to be so bored that he has to torture us!!" Sakura stated, letting Ino go, and making sure she wouldn't fall over.
"I'm fine, Sakura-chan. Don't worry about me."
"Well, we need to go try to talk to Kakashi... somehow." Naruto said. They walked over to the barrier.
"Kakashi!" Kiba yelled.
"Baka, he cant hear you!!" Ino told him. Then Hinata turned pink.
"What? Did you guys figure it out already? Oh! Can you tell me? Because it's random, the way you guys switch. I'll let you out if you tell me! Oh, and I took your paper." Kakashi said, holding up the notebook. Kiba swore at him.
"What's wrong, Hinata-kun?" Naruto asked. Hinata didn't answer. She just squeaked.
"Hinata-chan? Whats the matter?" soon everyone joined in the chorus of asking what was wrong.
"I-I--- eep!!" She said, blushing deeper at the attention. Naruto's eyes widened slightly.
"H-hinata-kun?" He leaned in and whispered in her ear: "Do.. you have to go to the bathroom?" He remembered thinking right before they switched that he did. She turned a deep pink and that signified that he was right. But no one else heard what he had asked.
"What? Whats wrong?" they kept asking.
"Nothing." Naruto replied. "Hinata-kun... there's... always the transformation jutsu... you know. So you can transform into yourself..."
"We should all do that. That would tell Kakashi who each of us are." Shikamaru stated. Sakura nodded in agreement. They all transformed. Kakashi sighed.
"Fine. I'll let you out. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted." Kakashi released the jutsu. He could finally hear them.
"Whats wrong, Hinata-chan?"
"Watch it!"
"Are we going to switch back now?"
"Kakashi-sensei, that was cruel!"
This reminded him of why he put them in there in the first place. They're SO annoying!!
"Alright, alright, calm down." Kakashi said calmly. "I'll switch you all back if you just shut up." immediately it grew silent. Kakashi sighed and undid the jutsu. Everyone immediately ran like crazy. Well, except for Naruto and Shikamaru. Shikamaru thought it was too troublesome, and Naruto needed to settle things with Kakashi.
"Kakashi-sensei." He said coldly.
"Yes, Naruto?"
"So... tell me... Why did you do that?"
"-shrug- I was bored." He said, grinning under his mask. "Now that you asked me a question, I get to ask you one. Why are you acting so... out of character?"
"I'm not." Naruto said, swiftly turning on his heals and stalking off. Kakashi sighed.
"Oh well." He said, and went home.
Lizzy: Well, I'm sorry this chapter is so short. I wanted it to be much longer. But the next chapter will switch from Naruto to Sasuke, and then we'll be on the Sasuke with Naruto's personality annoying the crap out of Orochimaru. How fun. Don't worry, I'll make the next chapter good, even if it might be short. And I'll defiantly get it out as soon as I can (which is only a week or less, I'm hoping.)
I love writing for people who love reading what I write.
But I HATE writers block!!! Dont you? -- I bet you all hate me, 'cause this chapter sucks completely. Oh well. Trust me, the next chapter is better. Bye!