~Naruto Kittens: The Re-Write~

Chapter Six

~Melanie's POV~

After Pein and I sealed the deal that we would help him and the Akatsuki, it was time to turn the kittens back into humans. We decided to do Kisame first, just because he's been with us while all of this happened and we have just completely ignored him and his needs. Of course, after what happened with Pein, I refused to be the one to change Kisame back. Megan, Sean and Savannah also refused to do it. So after some debating, it was decided that Pein would change back all of the male kittens and I would change back Konan.

As Pein turned back Kisame, I went through my dad's closet for clothes for Kisame. Kisame is, well, a big guy so I don't think he would have fit into Damien's clothes. So I got some of my dad's clothes and folded them neatly on my lap. I waited for Pein to come back out and when he did I handed him the clothes. He put them in the bathroom for Kisame to change into and we made our way back to Megan and I's room.

We also decided that if we moved all the kittens to my parents' bedroom, then we wouldn't have to go back and forth between the two rooms to get the kittens. So Sean, Savannah, Megan, Pein, Tobi and I carried back the remaining kittens. We only had ten to turn back. Itachi, Zetsu, Konan, Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Kakashi, Sasuke and Naruto were still in their kitten forms.

We made a list (in the order that we just mentioned) and began to check names off of the list. First up was Itachi and I got some of Alec's clothes for him because he has a slightly smaller build then Damien and I wanted the clothes to be comfortable for them. Deidara and Sasori would also need Alec's clothes so I brought down two extra sets when I went to get Itachi's.

Again, the process was repeated. I folded the clothes while Pein changed Itachi back and then gave him the clothes when I needed to. Soon enough, Itachi was sitting in my parents' bedroom with the rest of us. I had to bite my tongue to keep from fangirling.

Deidara and Sasori were the next ones on are list, only because I already got the clothes for them and we wouldn't want them to get mixed up with the others. Pein turned back Sasori while Kisame turned back Deidara. Separately, of course. And once again, I gave them their clothes while Megan, Sean and Savannah went downstairs to prepare some lunch. I hadn't even realized how long we had been doing this for.

Zetsu was next and once again I had to use my dad's clothes for him. But my dad has lots of clothes so I didn't particularly worry much. I think Kakuzu will be the only one who would need my dad's clothes. And then the rest could use either Damien's or Alec's.

And the process started again. Tobi turned back Zetsu, I gave him the clothes. We did the same thing with Kakuzu but he was a little bit more feisty than the others. He actually bit poor Tobi. I took the liberty of going into the bathroom, taking Kakuzu from Tobi and just dropping him straight into the tub afterwards. I brought the clothes with me so I just put them on the counter, quickly hugged kitten Kakuzu, grabbed Tobi and hauled ass out of there.

He was still pretty pissed when he was done getting dressed though. But Pein knocked some sense into him before he could do anything stupid.

Next up was Hidan. He was actually more calm than Kakuzu, which surprised me. But I think it had something to do with being a kitten and not wanting to be a kitten anymore. Either way, we had no problems with him and he didn't complain about having to wear Damien's clothes. Some of the others did, but he didn't, which was good.

Or was it bad?

I don't really know.

Soon enough it was Konan's turn. I went back into my room and dug through my closet, trying to find something that would suit Konan. As I was finding something for her to wear, I quickly changed out of my pajamas into a lace shirt (with a tank top underneath) and a pair of black skinny jeans. For Konan, I picked out a long sleeve lace t-shirt that had a floral design and black tights. The t-shirt went down to about mid-thigh which was why I chose tights rather than jeans. I also got her a pair of underwear and a bra because all women need those.

She was surprisingly nice after I turned her back. She wasn't rude at all and I can't really say that that surprised me because I wasn't expecting her to be rude. But I wasn't expecting her to be nice either. I don't really know what I suspected.

But she loved the outfit I picked out for her and I lent her my straightener, hair dryer, and a few bobby pins so she could fix her hair. I also let her do that in my own washroom because we still had three kittens to change back. One of them was Sasuke, so Itachi offered to change him back since they were brothers. I had no problems with it and instead focused on getting some of Alec's clothes for both Sasuke and Naruto while I got a pair of Damien's clothes for Kakashi.

It was very hectic, but after three whole hours, all of the former kitten Akatsuki members (and team seven) were changed back into their normal human forms. And I honestly don't know if I was happy because of that or sad because of it. Yeah, I wasted a ton of money getting all that cat stuff for them and now I don't have any kittens any more, and that means I have nothing soft to curl up with and go to bed with, but...I don't really know. My point is, I wasted money (that I wasn't even supposed to be using), I don't know what to do with the cat stuff, I don't have kittens and there is nothing as soft as the kittens in my house anymore.

Yeah, I'm not too happy about them being turned back into humans.

But there's nothing we can do about it now.

Unfortunately.

Anyway, there was a big ruckus about what was going on and where everyone was and it took another hour to calm everyone down just to tell them that. It did not help at all that Naruto and Sasuke were constantly fighting and that Deidara almost blew up the entire house. Twice.

This is not okay! I was actually considering calling my martial arts buddies to come over and kick everyone's asses but a part of the deal that Pein and I made was that no one would cause harm to anyone.

I've already been hit in the head with random objects various times, burned by one of Deidara's explosive...things and to top it all off I'm currently locked in a closet with Pein because of everything that's going on. Even the leader of the organization can't get everyone to listen.

"This is stupid." I muttered, bitterly. "I hate this. When we get out of here, do you know what I am going to do to everyone on the other side of this door?"

"Yes." Pein sighed, looking up. "You've told me this a million times already. You will punch everyone in the face and pour grape juice on them. Though, I'm not sure why the grape juice part is needed."

"Because then it will make them sticky. And if they're sticky it will be hard to run away because you'll stick to everything. Which basically means that I'll have more time to beat everyone up." I explained. My left eye began to twitch and I slapped the left side of my face to get it to stop. It worked.

"May I remind you that those are S-rank criminals out there?" Pein asked. He seemed as done with the world as I felt.

"I. Don't. Give. A. Damn." I growled out. I wasn't even sure that I could do that. Apparently I can. "They locked us in a fucking closet. They will pay for this."

"And when you say they, do you mean Deidara?" Pein pretended to check the time on an imaginary watch. I didn't even know they had watched in the Naruto universe.

"Not only will I do it to Deidara, but everyone else who was in on this."

"So basically everyone."

"Yeah, basically." I paused. "I didn't think that I could ever have a decent conversation with you. You're acting so, out of character."

"I'm just tired."

"Me too, bro. Me too."

Another pause.

"Shouldn't we try to break down the door?" Pein suggested.

I snorted. "Hell no! I am not paying for a new door."

"I'll get Kakuzu to pay for it?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Deal."

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~Megan's POV~

Everything was going crazy. Everyone was going crazy.

Pein and Melanie are no where to be found, Deidara's strangling Tobi with his legs, Naruto and Sasuke are fighting with each other, Savannah and Konan are arguing about whose hair is better, Kakashi is sitting in the corner watching this happen and doing nothing about it, Itachi and Kisame are complaining about something, Zetsu just tried to eat the fridge, Kakuzu and Hidan are doing...well, I don't really know but it's not good, Sasori is making puppets out of the couches while Sean and I are trying to get everything under control.

"I didn't think they would react this badly!" I yelled, clutching onto Sean's arm.

"Well, either way, they're violating the deal that Pein and Melanie made." Sean grunted as he body slammed...Deidara, I think? Or was that Naruto? Oh whatever, it doesn't matter. At least Tobi is now free and Sasuke is off doing something or other.

We weaved in and out through the various people, breaking up fights and...well, breaking up fights basically. Pein and Melanie are still no where to be found. We've managed to get Naruto, Kakashi, Kisame and Itachi to help us look and break things up between people but it's not working that great.

"Geez, Louise." I huffed. "Don't they get tired?"

"They're ninjas." Sean responded, huffing as well. "They're stamina is unbelievable."

And then, all of a sudden, everyone stopped. I gasped and fell to the floor, worked to the extreme. I felt like I was honestly going to die of suffocation. Sean stood standing but he looked like he was going to pass out. I noticed that everyone was looking in a certain direction, so I craned my neck and looked there too. I was so relieved when I saw Pein and Melanie standing there, equal looks of shock and anger on their faces. Melanie was the first to talk. I wasn't quick enough to cover my ears.

"What the absolute FUCKERY IS GOING ON?!" She yelled. A few people even cowered back. Pein took over from there.

"Who the HELL thought locking us in a CLOSET was actually a GOOD IDEA?!" He exclaimed. I could tell just by looking at him that he was tired, which is probably why he isn't full out yelling.

Well, at least now I knew they had been stuck in a closet. Who would do that? That is so mean. I shouldn't really be talking because I did it to my French teacher a couple weeks ago. Oh, memories.

"And by the way," Melanie started, looking around the room to look specifically at Kakuzu. "You ARE and WILL be paying for ANY damages that have occurred during this...incident."

She said the last word like it was dripping poison, like it was venomous as it rolled off her tongue. My sister has a talent for doing that. Kakuzu cringed and replied, "You can't make me."

Bad idea.

"I can." Pein said. He was frowning, with his arms crossed over his chest. He looked like a parent scolding his child. Or in this case, children. At least I know he isn't talking about me or Sean.

Melanie moved to sit on the couch, sat down, and then immediately stood back up. "What is wrong with my couch?"

A chorus of 'what's' and 'what do you mean?'s' echoed across the room. And I'm not really sure how, but Melanie managed to figure out it was Sasori and she gave him a major tongue lashing with obscenities that I didn't even know existed.

Everyone soon stopped acting like a pack of wild animals and fixed everything up. Nothing was damaged except for the closet door that suddenly came unhinged, like someone knocked it over. I wasn't particularly sure who it was, but I have my money on Kisame.

When everyone was decent and loving again, sitting in the living room like angels, Melanie and Pein began to explain what happened and why they were here.

"We're actually not quite certain." Pein had said. "But if Orochimaru really needed to get rid of us, all of us, then he must be up to something bad."

"A raid on Konohagakure?" Naruto had suggested, because that was really the only thing that everyone could think of.

"Maybe, maybe not." Pein said. "We wouldn't know for sure in case we get back. If we ever get back, I mean."

I cringed. Having to spend the rest of my life with Naruto characters? I don't know if that's a 'yes' or a 'no'. I mean, if it was going to be anything like what I had just experienced, then no thank you.

I shook my head as I continued to what they were saying.

"I think I may have figured out a way to get back." Melanie said. I perked up immediately. She had done it already? "But it's a bit complicated."

I slumped back down onto the floor. Of course it was.

"I think that if we mix our knowledge about jutsu's together, especially ones about transportation, then we could alter and make a jutsu that could bring you guys back home and stop Orochimaru." My sister explained. Sometimes I was astonished that we actually were sisters. She's so cute and smart and I'm...well, I'm cute too but not that smart.

"But we can't use jutsu's here." Naruto protested. "There's no chaka."

"We could still develop one though." I added in.

"But then when we have to test it out- we don't have any chakra to do that." Itachi but in.

"Do you have any better ideas, smartass?" Melanie retorted, crossing her arms over her chest.

Everyone in the room stayed silent and she smirked. "Right, so, we can try to figure this all out tomorrow, for sure. Yeah?"

Everyone nodded and she sighed. "Good, now I'm going to bed."

I smirked. Way ahead of you, sis.

Two chapters in a few hours?! This is fucking awesome.

A weird chapter, I know.

Like really weird.

Super weird.

So weird.

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~ElizabethCaverley