Thanks to Richard Ryley, without his suggestions this might have taken a lot longer to get out. This one is not, nor will ever be the one who owns the character nor places.

Two months ago, in the Valley of Jusendo.

"Honey," Shampoo said in her native mandarin. "Are we almost there yet?" She was exhausted. Their honeymoon was good, two months of no guard duty, no jealous glares, and no whacks on the head.
Her fiancee of thirteen years pulled the map out of his sleeve " Almost, Nyucheizu is on the other side of Jusenkyo." They had been engaged since he had won her hand at the age of three...

Thirteen years ago, Nyucheizu

She had to win otherwise she'd married at three. Three! she couldn't believe he had challenged her for her. Shampoo ran towards him as fast as he legs would carry her, focused solely on the source of her annoyance, failing to notice the pot-hole between her and tripped just when he had jumped back, sending Shampoo face first into his shoe.
Her Great-Great-Grandmother, who was serving as the referee, declared the boy the winner, but due to their age, and the fact that Shampoo was unconscious, that they would have to wait untill they were of age before they held the wedding.

Jusenkyo Two months ago

Ranma and Genma stood across from each other, looking for weaknesses in the other's stance, or holes' their defense. charging forwards Ranma hand curled into a fist, as he drew his arm back for a punch. spinning on the bamboo, Genma delivered a roundhouse to Ranma, sending him off like a baseball. looking to where he was going Ranma was relieved he was going to land in a pool and not on the dusty ground he took a breath.

Landing in the pool Ranma felt something, like the whole world grew. He looked to the edge of the pool, seeing how far it was, he decided to call for someone to toss him some rope.

"NYA! Nyan nya nra nyan!" hearing the sound of those, Ranma started to panic, "NRAWL! NYA NRA NYAN!" Looking around he couldn't find the source of those accursed animals. Feeling something brush his back, Ranma turned around and saw a black cat's butt glaring1 at him. Looking at his hands paws he screamed.

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!"

Jusenkyo Guide Office

"Shampoo!" Plum squealed in Mandarin as she ran up to the older girl and have her a hug."Howwasyourtrip? Didyougetmeanything? Whatdidyousee?"

"Woa woa woa! Plum,slow down, your tongue fire." Shampoo said as she stood over the grinning girl. Taking off her backpack she opened it and took out a parcel wrapped in purple paper and tied off with a right pink bow. "I did get you something"
Shampoo said, hiding the parcel behind her back. Just before she took the parcel from behind her a blood curdling shriek echoed across the valley floor.

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!"

1 How does a butt glare?