Chapter 4: Life and death at a wedding
"Ryan make sure you tell your women and only them what your are about to do because I don't want to she them crying making it a funeral and I will explain it to everyone." He said standing up.
"Hai Madara-senpai."
He disappeared leaving Madara to go back in his room. He saw Tsunade leaning up with the blanket covering her chest smiling at him.
"Mmm you where amazing last night why I wanted to kill you I don't know Mito was a fool."
He smiled before taking his robe off and climbing back to bed. The whole village was busy getting ready for today... Their hokage was getting married again. Everyone was busy running around picking up suit and dress, getting their hair done. Everyone wanted to look their best. The other Kage's where on their way towards the village to attend this wedding.
The Uchiha's where up and already on top of the roof doing morning patrol. Once they was done they hurried up back home to started getting ready.
The Hyuuga estate
"Haishi-sama a couple of hours till time to leave."
He looked at Hinata who had her head down a little and shook his head. He was aware that she broke up with him for some unknown reason but he knew she still loved him this would be difficult for her.
"Hinata..." H
e said looking at her as she raised her head.
"Be happy for him and remember you have two more chance at him he has to choose to more women from this village I'll even help you out if that helps."
She instantly started to smiled as she left the room.
The uchiha/senju dojo
"Katon Goukakyu!"
"Suiton Kaiten!" Ryan spun around with a swirl of Chakra and water making the fire evaporate.
"Let's stop right now Sasuke our best friend is getting married."
Sasuke looked over his shoulder still seeing Sakura and Karin working out together and he smiled.
"Karin, Sakura let's go get ready."
On the Hokage mountains
Naruto had just finished meditating so he stood up in sage mode looking over the village and stuck his fist out and yelled,
"HEY WORLD I'M GETTING MARRIED!"
Naruko smiled as she TenTen, and Ino had heard Naruto but the kept going on with their day. He hopped down off of his dads head before jumping on to the hokage mansion and flipping over Yugao. (Good luck Naruto)
Three hours Later at the wedding
"Lucky bastard I swear."
"Shut up Kankuro."
Temari said as she spotted Ryan and came up to him. She was wearing and all white dress with her hair down.
"How do I look."
He sweat dropped at all the things going on in his head, He soon found his other women approaching him all looking nice.
"Hey Ryan."
Then he fainted. Kakashi helped him up along with might guy as he gained his consciousness.
"You all look amazing... I just want to apologize in advance and say I will miss y'all."
They all look confused and Tsume broke the silence.
"What's wrong pup talk us come on ladies."
"So Guy how are you and..."
He put his hand over his mouth making people look at him.
"Nothing to see here folks move along."
(I take it him and his fiancé are on good terms then.)
He looked at guy who gave him his signature nice guy pose but with fire in his eyes.
The Hyuuga's started to come in followed by The Ino-shika-cho families, Then the Uchiha's came getting looks from everyone as Rock Lee had and Uchiha symbol on his back. He looked toward Guy then looked at Madara who rolled his eyes and nodded.
"SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"SENSEI!"
"OH LEE YOU LOOK SO YOUTHFUL!"
Then everyone stared at horror as they hugged and came the crashing waves and sunset. Once they stopped Guy hugged Lee one more time.
"There Is nothing more I can Teach you..."
Lee's eyes widen.
"If you keep training Hard with Madara you will surpass me."
Rock Lee started to cry but Madara came behind him looking at guy.
"Take good care of him."
"Yes I will but If you need any training Or want to help Lee and others I could use it."
Guy gave him a nice guy pose making him sweat drop.
"Come Lee-kun."
Sasuki said sitting by Sango saving him a seat between them. He pulled out his phone and started surfing the web. Sango stared at Sasuki who smiled as Lee put on his headphones.
"I'm the head women ok when I want him I get him I don't care If your riding him got that." Sango smiled and nodded.
"Guess that means we are sister's now." They both smiled as They looked down the rows to see Naruko coming in holding Chojuro's hand.
"Oh my god!" Ino said looking at them. She kissed him on the lips before flashing them both to the alter.
"UZUMAKI NARUTO HAS ARRIVED!"
He said as Sasuke, and Kakashi followed him as he walked behind Naruto and Madara and Ryan soon joined them. As Naruto waved to Ryuuzetsu as she started playing the piano. Rock Lee cough real loudly earning a slap to the back of the head as they all turned to See Mei being escorted by Ao.
Leaf village underground catacombs
Ryan twirled a kunai in the air and caught it.
"Why did we send clones at the wedding I actually wanted to go." Madara rolled his eyes.
"Just set up the coffins over here in order so when we do the Edo tensei."
Ryan let out a loud sigh before getting to work.
Back at the wedding
"Do you Naruto take Mei to be your wife."
"I do dattebayo."
"Do you take Naruto to be you husband."
"Sure why not."
As they put their rings on each others finger's. You could heard might guy and Rock Lee crying their eyes out.
"I know pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride."
As their lips touched everyone erupted into applause. Then Ryan and Madara's clones dispelled making Tsunade worry but She saw both of them come in. Most people went home but the Ninja went to the reception. At the reception it fairly loud for about 45 minutes filled with laughter and people congratulating the newest couple in Konoha.
"Hey where is Ryan."
Tsume shrugged then she sniffed the air and saw that he was walking toward the middle of everyone. Ryan grabbed a mic clearing his throat.
"Attention everybody!"
Hey waved at his ladies but was slapped in the back of the head making people laugh.
"Ok we are about to... you know what."
He put the mic down and showed his Ems. Chakra started to glow around Madara and Ryan as they flashed through several hand signs and yelled,
"Kuchiyose no jutsu!"
Then came a burst of gas and light. Once it died down Madara did another hand sign and the coffins opened and people couldn't believe their eyes at what they was seeing.
"I'm not done yet!"
He switched to his Rinnegan and flashed threw twenty hand signs that people have never seal before.
"Uchiha Senju rinne tensei release!"
Then the bodies started to glow and Ryan fell to the ground.
"RYAN!"
Sasuki Yelled but Madara flared his sharingan into her eyes letting her know what happened. Sasuke stood up walking towards the middle as the coffins disappeared.
"It's been along time Sasuke..."
"Hmm You've grown into the man I wanted you to be."
"I see you survived the war and became good."
Sasuke dropped to his knees and started crying.
"Tou-san, Kaa-san, Nii-san."
They all smiled at him helping him up. His mom hugged him real tight and shed a tear.
"I miss you so much I'm so sorry all this happened."
She dried his eyes as he turned around telling Sasuki to come over. She was nervous but a certain shinobi with a shining bowled cut grabbed her hand taking her over their. He bowed showing his respects.
"This Is..."
"Sasuki yes we know we've been watching right Minato."
He scratched the back of his head. They all turned to Madara bowing saying
"Arigoto." In unison.
"Thanks are not needed when that young man walks up from his death he will explain this all to everyone.
Naruko got up with her mouth wide opened and her eyes looking like they was going to pop out of her hair. She shook some tears as she ran full speed into Kushina's arms almost tackling her.
"JiJi."
Hashirama smiled and waved then glared at Madara.
"Tobirama was I sleep for along time."
The second Hokage sweat dropped before looking at the boy on the ground he went by him where his girls was and he gathered chakra in his hand and slammed it into his chest making him started coughing.
"How did you..."
"I'm the second Hokage."
Ryan wind milled off the ground looking at his predecessors and he got to his knees and bowed making most people look. Tobirama nodded and said,
"You may rise."
(He is half Uchiha and Senju interesting.) Madara went towards Izuna who looked at his brother. They both hugged each other making Tsunade smiled (Blackmail).
"Obito!"
Rin said running towards him. He held his arms out smiling and closed his eyes but when he opened them all he saw was a hand going across his face.
"You started a whole war! you killed Minato sensei and his wife!"
"But... But..." She grabbed him by the ear.
"No but! your coming with me!"
She said dragging him out of the place and Kakashi followed them.
"Why is everyone dressed up."
Kushina said looking at everyone then looking around then she looked at Naruto holding Mei's hand and they both had rings on and she instantly started crying.
"Oh my kami our baby is married and we missed the wedding."
Her hair then started going all over the place as she started to choke Minato.
"... Air!" She let go of him and he took a deep breathe.
30 minute's later...
Ryan was on stage with a microphone in his hand as everyone sat down.
"How is everyone doing today!" Everyone screamed and cheered a beat game on.
"I'd like to dedicate this to them Ninja out there I call the Naruflow Y'all ready." The music started playing as a white screen came down. "Oh yes this is godly... so godly, shout out to madara he help me out with this, we cooked up something real. Ryan be that! Who am I? Kimimaro bitch of the Sound 5 with bone turned to stone face I suicide. I'll slay your clan or suffer from Sasuke's sorrow then I'll be gone in a Yellow flash like Minato. I go harder than Jugo's fists. Spittin' Grand fire balls but you know this. You know Six. The tailless Tail-beast boy I'm not you, bringing flames hotter than an Amaterasu. I go Gates and you say goodnight ninja, coming from more angles than the Crystal Ice Mirrors. I figured ninja's would try to knock me back cause someone they'll never see like what's underneath Kakashi's mask. With proper acts, I'm making sure you hate six, but still watch me move like Tsunade's tits. Cause I do it big as Choji or the eyebrows on Rock Lee. Acting like my Kage Bunshin's but you still are not me. I'm obscene, Genocidal starting trauma first, taking moms from ninja's like Gaara's birth. Better recognize I'm fucking sick, doubt this? That's horse shit. I'm sharper than the blades of a Hidden Mist Swordsman. Villages flee when i dispatch this rap. Why you think they call me They call me the sage of the six paths, with six path of pain leaving almighty shook. Launching your village away with an Almighty Push. This a Tail-beast bomb released through a hot flow, a red headed beast of a Shinobi like Nagato. More sting than a killer bee, better raps than Killer Bee. A fucking Jinchuriki, you really think that you killing me? An ANBU, see my jobs to slay you and get paid, in a way where you wouldn't come back with Edo Tensei. Madara, all these other ninjas I'll father em, killing any village and tell them motha fuckas that it's not wise to bother em'. I'm a fucking villain, a lone Shinobi who does not play, to stand even a chance get the past 5 Hokages, the Mizukage, the Raikage, the Kazekage, every member of Akatsuki to stop me. The story? Chidori Battle me it's gon' be Gory. I'm known to Pull Strings like Kankuro and Sasori. Ask Ino, she know, I ain't a hero. A fresh face to rap yours got old, Chiyo. With a Rasen-Shuriken you'll either die or be gone, or get your eye taken like Shisui Uchiha. Pest, I'll use the Sand Coffin as your fly swatter, kind of ironic, cause' I'm way flier than Deidara. Eyes of Itachi, more Heart than Kakuzu and Quicker hands than Gai, you really want me to box with you? Fine. I'll transform and make sure you see monster, throwing more Palms than Neji Hyuuga and Hinata's. You ninjas Snakes in the grass, Orochimaru. That I can body from the Shadows, like Shikamaru Get bit, I got more forms than Ben 10 and more weapons ready than mother fucking Ten-Ten. Be on a deuce-deuce, squads ready to shoot you. You couldn't escape with a Substitute Jutsu. Stay in check, you're not ill and I'm not you, a lightning jab from kadis will break through my perfect Susano'o. Turn Sage Mode into ashes, turn Hidan to nothing. Bitch, I'm the biggest creature that isn't down for Summoning. Bitch boy, cease claiming that you're nicer, your end will be way more dramatic than Jiraiya's. I'll stuff you in a dryer, all your moves bore me. I'll yawn and wake up to your girl blowing this morning cock -a-matsu be king, you're a mean as a lame, getting in that ass like A Thousand Years of Pain. We ain't Gin and Kinkaku we're far from the same. Cause my Chakra's insane like Kurama out his cage. SWITCH, changed now I'm off the chain, Shadow Posses cause I want that brain, flames, burning up your village and you can't put it out. Tryna' take my route? Better save your name, Now stay and pout, bring another ninja but I'll take him out like Obito when that big boulder laid him out Ouch Ouch... Shuriken's in my pouch. Want to go bar for bar, or star for star, but things are gonna' go south. I'm fast motha fucka you think you can keep up? You fuckin' with a dog Tsume. Get Sealed away I'm here to stay you're fucking with a damn Reaper. Me sweat you? You're nothing but a Zetsu. Once I say Katon you know I'm gonna' get you. No time for you scumbag's like Kabuto, cause I'm the star of the show, Naruto. Imma' fool for this one Tobirama I know, but you can't do it better pussy, DATTEBAYO."
He dropped the mic and everyone screamed to the top of their lungs... Not only did he rap about half the ninja their but he had images to go with it he was truly gifted. He jumped off stage looking at The kage's face they was speechless except for Mei who smiled at him.
"How did a lightning punch crack your... wait I'm confused I need a drink."
Tsunade said making people laugh.
"Hey why was TenTen and Tsume in the rap!" Temari said yelling at Ryan.
"That kid is impressive I've never been much for music since be but damn that was a bold statement you thing he could take us all on." The Raikage said looking at everyone. Madara put down his drink and smile.
"If I can do it he can."
"That rap was him making it known don't fuck with him it won't end pretty, I remember when we fought seeing me crack that Susanna with all my strength before he almost killed me made me feel good."
"Why did y'all fight."
Shizune said looking at Kadis. He rubbed his white hair that was similar to Darui's and said,
"We wanted to test our limits see who was the best. First with Taijutsu then Ninjutsu then I we he did his perfect Susanoo at the end when I had used meteor release."
"Meteor release bring back memories doesn't sit fence sitter."
Madara said looking at Ohnoki.
With the Namikaze's and Tayuya
"Why he brought you back I don't understand shut the hell up!"
Tayuya pulled out her flute and started playing into his ear real loudly the most annoying song.
"Deal with it fucker like it or not we are stuck together!"
Naruto rolled his eyes and covered his ears.
"I see you all try y'all best to keep him in line."
Chun Li smiled and said,
"We don't let him drink from the I'm hokage and you do as I say mug but we let him be a big boy."
"Your lucky your so pretty or I would.."
Tayuya punched him straight in the jaw as she blushed at the awkward moment.
"He deserved it." Fu said smiling at the girl briefly.
"Feels good to be back."
Kushina said smiling at her large family.
"So I take it you and Chojuro are?"
Naruko nodded before hugging him. Mei smiled at both of them before Naruto got up shaking off his injury.
"Ouch!"
"Shut the hell up next time or my flute is going up your ass!"
With Ryan, Rin, obito, and Madara
"Fuck you Obito! Fuck you! Yeeaah!"
Ryan said stick his middle fingers in his face.
"What you thought that war was! That was the era of Madara Uchiha! capital M mother fucker! You your era was over! Your era done! You was paralyzed."
He started shaking like he was having a seizure making Tsume laugh.
"Uhhhh the bijuu's bi- Sit down! don't move I'm not done with this rant! When you was about to die you was about to pull some ridiculous shit. Rinne tensei Revive all those who I have killed mmm I want to be just like Nagato understand his feelings now I understand what he meant! Mmm Jaraiya beat me because you where H-his Students. Un Nah Stupid shit!"
He said looking at him.
"Stuuupid shit! But who comes in their black zestu yeah! I'll Gi- show you repentance! Transfer."
He clapped his hands together.
"Rinne tensei no jutsu! Madara Yeah! Like he is super man or Aizen I'm here motherfucker. Good! Good! Ooooh! Ohhh thank god I got that off my chest!"
He leaned back and put his head on Tsume's shoulder.
"No before we continue... Let me just say that Ironically I am not that hype."
He laughed before started back talking.
"Despite what I just said and what I just did not that hype. Let me state why for 2 reasons. number 1 personal reason I spent like 5 hours in the catacombs with Madara to arrange the stuff of the fucking edo tensei when I could have made a clone... are you serious. I didn't bring Tenten so I was really bored. So I was unprepared 5 hours with Madara bored out of my mind. I should have brought TenTen I swear.. But I need to go back their to but this time I'm bringing Anko. The second Reason is I fucking hate obito."
Everyone laughed at him. Ryan looked towards the door to see two woman come in looking lost. He smiled and waved at both of them and then looked Naruto and telling them to go by him.
"It's been a while Naruto-kun."
She said wrapping her arms around his neck.
"Konan-chan."
She blushed and looked at all the girls giving her looks that would kill.
"You didn't tell them about us yet shame on you."
He looked at Chikushodo who bowed to him.
"Master." She said with a very emotionless voice.
"That not what you are suppose to call me."
She rolled her eyes before whispering something. He smiled then leaned his ear in.
"What was that!" "Nothing Tou-san!"
"How is our daughter doing."
"She is at that stage where she doesn't listen to her mother a lot." He closed his eyes nodding twice.
"Wait you have a daughter since when!"
"I wanted the first child!"
Yugito yelled at Naruto.
"How is her training going." Konan smiled then said,
"It's going way better than expected she surpassed how she was when you fought her in the pain invasion."
"How many wives?"
"Umm.. seven including you my love."
Minato looked at his son then shook his head.
(And I thought I was a lady killer back then.)
Naruto got up making the whole table look at him.
"Where are you-"
He gave Chun Li a killer glare that scared her.
He flashed outside on top of the building where he saw two women and some dead Anbu. One had long white hair, a white vest that was really tight on her. He could tell she didn't have anything else on under the vest. She wore White pants that seem to hug her legs and made her look big in all the right places. She had some elbow length white gloves and white lip stick. He looked at the second women had medium length blonde hair, amber eyes she had a red scarf around her neck like a scarf. She had a jet black mini dress leggings and sandals. Naruto spun his kunai then was about to toss it when a voice appeared in his head.
(we are not your enemy they are.)
Curious he looked under on of the Anbu's mask and saw that they weren't from this village.
"Look out!"
The white hair girl grabbed Naruto as an kunai with an explosion tag came on the roof.
"You!"
Rai smiled then did a summoning making 50 people appeared then he faded away. Naruto couldn't believe this was happening he would have to get onto the anbu later but for now detain the situation at hand.
"Anna would you be so kind as to get my baby brother while we keep them busy."
"Sure thing Emma."
"Katon!"
Then like a needle of white fire appeared out of her mouth and stabbed someone in the heart and he was engulfed by the flames. she did a hand sign and they flames spread to somebody else.
"Don't just stand their looking sexy go!" He snapped out of what he just saw a quickly tossed a Hiraishin in the air...
Back in the building
"Uchiha Senpuu!" As he brought his leg down with a blazing smash he elbowed another enemy and grabbed him by the neck and tossed him into somebody else. He jumped in the air doing a series of hand signs. (Madara sensei let's hope this works.)
"Katon Goukakyu no jutsu!"
Then Rock Lee shot out a blazing fire ball burning his enemies but this was not time to celebrate. He saw two weird portals where they was coming from and he saw something weird about them so he powered up.
"Seishun! Full power!"
He opened the third gate and begun an assault. Hashirama and Tobirama was currently in the heat of a middle contest. As Hashirama cut down one with a kunai and elbowed another then did a spin kick another He smiled knowing that he had the lead until he looked at Tobirama surrounded by 20 ninja and doing hand signs that couldn't be good.
"Suiton! Suiryudan no jutsu! (water dragon missile)"
Then a giant water dragon roar before taking them out. Then he did his famous flying thunder god and snapped a ninjas neck. He looked to see the Uchiha Senju hold his own very well He was currently back to back with Tsume, TenTen, and Itachi. He grabbed Tsume by the waist and held on to her and she knew what to do.
"Tsuga!"
"Kaiten!"
They seem to be doing pretty good at the Namikaze they was flashing all over the place well Naruko and Minato doing tag team assaults. Naruko flashed in to the air with two Rasengans in her hand and sent them down in someone's back. Someone was coming behind her but she didn't know and by the time she did the blade was at her throat but she was saved by her mother who impaled the guy.
"That's all of them."
She said rubbing her hands together.
(How could this happen... wait something is not right where is that sango girl.)
Naruko looked around to see wasn't in sight.
"Wait where Mei!"
Ryuuzetsu said looking around for her but she was nowhere in sight. Was that attack a diversion to get Mei? Who caused this attack? So many thing ran through people's heads.
"Where is guy sensei!" Rock Lee said looking around the room.
Somewhere
They both slowly opened their eyes to see they was surrounded by ten people. Guy got up trying to punch one he couldn't for some reason.
"Guy-San."
"Namikaze-sama."
"Alright let's make this interesting choose." One of them said.
"Who dies and who walks away." A feminine voice said making everyone chuckle.
"So Ka..." Guy smiled
"What he can stand!"
"Barely."
"Let the woman go."
"But guy-"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW!"
Then Guy's chakra levels risen to a point they only have rose once and it turned red. He knew this would be his final battle as he stared to the ground.
"Hachimon tonkou... SHIMON KAI!"
Back at the leaf
"This is a search and rescue mission go now!"
"Hai!"
Tobirama shook his head in disbelief after the war it was all suppose to be over... Maybe this was all just a bad dream... Maybe he was still dead. No this was real and there was no use throwing a pity party action had to be took. One of his clone's finally came back and disappeared. They found nothing not even trace of them.
"Something tells me we have a traitor in the village young Hokage."
He said looking at the tense Naruto.
(Mei-chan I'm on the way...) He said as he close his eyes silently praying.
Now I know what you're thinking... Out of all people guy why not Obito haha don't worry it's all part of the story. Now my reason for bringing these people back is because of ... well I don't know yet but it will come good bye for now