Pokemon: The Dark Saga: Chapter 5: Screwed Over

(Bet you guys were expecting a chapter for World's Strongest or my Minecraft story weren't you? Oh well, it's midnight and I want to make this chapter!)

After horrifying the weakling trainers in the area with the things I was making Torchic do to their Pokemon, I ended up in Petalburg City. Taking a look around the place, I wondered aloud, "Why the hell is this place called a city? It's barely got six buildings..."

After healing my Pokemon again, having to deal with another bitchy Nurse Joy, I decided to enter the Pokemon Gym.

"This place taking challenges?"

I looked up to see the gym leader, Norman, speaking to some pale nerd with green hair.

"Not quite yet," Norman responded heartily, "However, you look like just the guy I need to help me out here."

While he was talking I glared at the nerd, who proceeded to get so frightened that he wet his pants.

"If it involves the kid, it better have a damn good payment."

Norman moved away from the nerd, holding his nose.

"Wally, you need to control your bladder better... go home and put on some fresh clothes."

Wally nodded and scurried past me out of the gym.

Looking back to Norman, I glared at him and asked, "So what do you need me to do and what do I get if I do it?"

Norman rubbed his neck.

"Well, Wally is the son of a good friend of mine... They're moving to Verdanturf tomorrow and I promised the boy I'd help him catch his first Pokemon."

I donned a Seriously? look.

"Dude, I couldn't care less. Any Pokemon left in that weakling's care would die quickly."

Norman returned my glare.

"I wasn't finished yet! If you don't help Wally catch a Pokemon, I won't let you challenge me, period!"

For the first time in my life, I was stumped.

"You've got to be kidding me..."

Turning around, I saw Wally standing behind me.

"Come on, Junior, we're getting you a pet."

Wally was stammering when I grabbed him by the collar and dragged him out to Route 102.

"The gym leader gave you a Pokeball, right?"

Wally nodded quickly, stammering, "Y-y-y-y-y-yes..." in his meek voice.

"Good. Jump in there and throw it at the first moving thing you see."

Wally hovered around the edge of the tall grass.

"I-I don't know about this, is it sa-WAH!"

He had cried out as I pushed him into the grass, keeping tabs on a pokemon of interest with my Pokedex.

"Ralts, huh? Knowing what that evolves into... I see two here."

I moved the Pokeradar on my Pokedex to the other Ralts's location.

"One male and one female, huh? Can't let the nerd have the female one..."

I walked into the tall grass, seeing Wally throw the Pokeball at the female Ralts like a sissy.

Using my insanely good reflexes I managed to kick the Pokeball at an angle so that it collided with the male Ralts's head, knocking it out and capturing it instantly.

Wally looked sad.

"Aw, but I wanted that one!"

He pointed to the female Ralts.

"Fuck off kid, this one's mine. Now go get your Pokemon and tell Norman that I did my part."

I nonchalantly tossed my Pokeball over my shoulder and caught the female Ralts.

"Can I ask how you always seem to insta-catch Pokemon?"

"Family secret. Now I don't want to tell you twice, go back to the gym!"

Wally quickly scooped up his new Pokemon and bolted back to the gym.

"If there's one thing the little bastard can do it's run..."

I walked back into the gym. When I got in, Norman looked up at me.

"You just had to take the one he wanted, didn't you?"

"You never said let the damn kid have whatever he wanted, did you? I've done my part, now let's do this."

I readied Torchic's Pokeball.

"I'll let you challenge me... if you beat four other gyms."

My eyes were bloodshot with fury.

"Excuse me, bitch? What did you just say?"

Norman chuckled and wagged his finger at me before crossing his arms.

"You heard me, show me four badges and then you'll get a shot at the title."

I was infuriated beyond belief.

"You are so lucky that I'm legally not allowed to hurt you, or you'd be a bloody mess on the floor by now."

With that I stormed out of the gym, heading for Petalburg Woods.

(There we go, a nice, healthy sized chapter. Don't forget to review!)