Pokemon: The Dark Saga: Chapter 6: Petalburg Woods

(What's up guys? I know I'm posting rather late, but at least I'm posting!)

I started storming my way out of Petalburg when a strange guy blocked my path. He was wearing sunglasses, a pink shirt, and blue jeans.

"Outta my way ass hole, I'm in a bad mood."

The guy looked up at me.

"Dreadfully sorry. I'll be on my way."

With that he walked past me into the city.

"Weirdo..."

A short, uneventful walk later I found myself in Petalburg Woods.

"...This place smells terrible... Must be all the Shroomish."

I looked around, trying to find a way to go as I was walking forward and ran into some random guy. I was completely unmoved but the guy fell over.

"You should watch where you're going."

The guy got up, rubbing his head.

"Right, sorry. Have you seen any Shroomish around?"

I narrowed my eyes at that.

"The place literally reeks of them. How have you not seen one yet?"

Before the man could answer a man dressed as a... pirate... walked up to us and brandished a Pokeball.

"Hand over the goods, now!"

The man I ran into freaked out and hid behind me like I was a brick wall. Laughable considering I looked like a skinny teenager.

"Please, you've got to help me! That guy's been following me!"

"And what's in it for me if I do help?"

"A Great ball?"

I paused for a second.

"Deal."

I took out Wingull and Ralts's Pokeballs, wondering which one I should use.

The pirate guy sweat dropped.

"Hey, quit ignoring me! You'll pay dearly for messing with Team Aqua!"

"Yeah, yeah, just give me a second..."

The Team Aqua Grunt was fuming.

"Alright wise guy, you asked for it! Go, Poochyena!"

He threw the Pokeball and a feral looking Poochyena popped out, snarling furiously at me.

"I'm supposed to be scared of that? Just the other day I kicked one clear across Route 101. And what's with the pirate outfit anyway? Halloween's long gone."

The Team Aqua Grunt cracked his neck.

"That's right, keep laughing. We'll see how much you're laughing when I send you to hell! Poochyena, bite!"

The puppy pokemon threw itself at me, jaws ready to clasp around my throat, when they instead clasped around Wingull's pokeball, which I had put right in front of it.

"Peck."

Wingull emerged from the Pokeball inside Poochyena's mouth and rocketed through it, beak first, leaving the poor pooch eviscerated. The dead Poochyena fell to the ground, a pool of blood starting to stain the grass.

Needless to say the Team Aqua Grunt was in shock. Well, more like horrified.

"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you just..."

I smirked. "Yes, I did. Now if you don't wanna have the same thing happen to you twice I suggest you get the hell outta here."

My very bloodstained Wingull rested on my shoulder and started preening itself, getting rid of all the blood.

The Team Aqua Grunt threw up in horror and bolted out of the forest at a speed that would make Wally run for his money and I turned back to the guy I had ran into earlier.

"So, where's that Great Ball?"

After getting back up from vomiting himself, the guy I saved dug in his pockets a little and placed the blue ball in my hand.

"You, sir... are a madman..."

I took the Great Ball and put it in my backpack.

"I get that from basically anyone who is brave enough to talk to me."

"Well, I'll be on my way..."

The man exited the forest as well, being careful not to look at the ground or step on my latest victim.

I sighed and began walking out, stepping several times on the Poochyena.

(I... have more chapters I'm working on for different stories, but as for this point in time I'll be focusing on this one most. Feel free to review!)