Title: Best Laid Plans 16/16
Author: Forsaken2003
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own none; all belong to Joss Whedon
Comments: Always welcomed!
Summary: Xander decides he wants to help Spike and Buffy get together. What better way than to pretend they are dating?
Warnings/Spoilers: Season 5
Beta'd by: Whichclothes

Part Sixteen

Xander almost crashed his car twice thanks to Spike and his wandering hands. He was glad when he parked in front of his building and that they got there in one piece. It would have been a major mood killer if he ended up in the hospital.

"About time, pet," Spike said as he pounced on Xander, ignoring the gear shift. He needed to feel Xander. Now!

"Spike," Xander said in between kisses. "Spike!"

With a groan Spike pulled back. Why was Xander talking and not kissing? "What's wrong, luv?"

"Nothing wrong, I just think this would be better inside. With a bed and not in this tin can," Xander replied.

"Right, good thinking, smart one you are," Spike praised, then all but ripped the car door off the hinges to get out.

Xander laughed and climbed out of his car. He was thankful for the elevator because he honestly didn't think he could walk up four flights of stairs. They'd probably get up two flights before Spike decided they were close enough and fucked him right there in the staircase.

When they stood at Xander's front door Spike ground his erection against Xander's ass while Xander tried to unlock the door with shaky hands. Spike finally took pity on him, took the keys and unlocked the door. "Looks like I get to move back into your room, eh?" Spike said as he directed Xander into the bedroom.

"I have missed you snuggling up to me," Xander said with a sly smile.

"Me… I do not snuggle! I get suffocated by you rolling on top of me!" Spike replied in mock outrage.

Xander had no comeback so he stuck his tongue out childishly. "Do you want to keep talking or do you want to move on to more…" he trailed off as he popped the button of his jeans open. "Interesting things?"

Spike felt like a wolf ready to attack his prey as Xander stripped down to nothing. In fact he did attack. As soon as his jeans were off, Spike knocked Xander onto the bed, his lips attached to Xander's neck. As he sucked, licked and nipped, Spike rubbed his weeping cock against Xander. "Bloody hell. We could have been doing this months ago."

Xander made some sort of agreeing noise. His hands tangled in Spike's hair. "Fuck, Spike. Oh, fuck!" He moaned when Spike nipped at his collarbone. Xander reached under his pillow finding the tube of lube he'd been using. He pushed it at Spike.

With a growl Spike released his grip on Xander's neck, his yellow eyes glaring down Xander. "What?"

"I just thought you might want this," Xander said, waving the lube in front of his face almost making Spike go cross-eyed.

"Oh…" Spike said stupidly. "Good thinking, pet. A boy scout, you are." He grabbed it from Xander's hand. Spike then manhandled Xander onto his stomach. A cold finger ran down the crack of Xander's ass. "What a treat you've been hiding."

Xander shivered. He hoped Spike wasn't going for a response because he'd be waiting a while. His breath hitched when Spike draped himself over Xander's back. "Are you ready for me, Xan?" Cool lips grazed over his ear as Spike asked him.

"Yes," Xander replied, stopping himself from saying anything stupid or corny. The weight was gone but Xander felt Spike settle between his thighs. Wet fingers probed at his entrance. They slipped in, stretching Xander. His eyes rolled back as Spike's fingers brushed his prostate.

After a few minutes of preparing Xander, Spike slipped his fingers out and lubed up his cock. He looked at Xander's open hole just begging to be filled. Spike wouldn't disappoint. While he pushed in, one hand was on Xander's hip, finger tips digging in. There would be bruises in the morning. Spike groaned. Xander was so tight. A vampire could get used to this.

Teeth bit into a pillow as Xander tried not to scream. His neighbor had a four year old boy and he didn't need Mrs. Collins coming over here and yelling at him for another fifteen minutes like after he had his television a little too loud when he had first moved in.

Spike sunk his teeth into Xander's shoulder when Xander purposely clenched around him. The little bastard was going make him come before he even started! He heard Xander's heart speed up and his arousal kicked up a notch. Spike had found himself a keeper. He pulled his teeth away. "You are a right treat, you are."

"I told you that," Xander reminded him. "Now, move!" he said as he pushed back into Spike.

Taking hold of Xander's hips again, this time making sure that he didn't hurt him, Spike began pumping. Xander didn't just lay there like a bump on a log, he pushed back and clenched around Spike again enjoying hearing Spike whimper. Xander Harris made Spike the Big Bad whimper. How fun was that?

"Bloody hell," Spike groaned. "I'm going to come, luv."

Xander had grasped his cock and was pumping it in his hand. "I'm there too, baby."

Spike went over the edge because of being called baby. He howled loudly as his hot come filled Xander. Xander followed soon after, his hand covered in come. He fell onto his belly but not before Spike pulled out. Xander grimaced and wiped his hand on the blanket. "That was awesome," Xander said with a sigh.

Spike snorted. "Yeah, it was." He wrapped an arm around Xander's waist and closed his eyes. They were almost as sleep when a loud knock came on the door.

"Fuck," Xander mumbled. Mrs. Collins had decided to come for a visit.

Xander didn't remember falling asleep but he wasn't shocked. After listening to Mrs. Collins scolding him for half an hour he was exhausted. He rolled over to find Spike watching him. "Hey," Xander said sleepily.

"Hello, pet," Spike purred and nuzzled Xander neck.

"Mmmm," Xander moaned. "What time is it?"

Spike pulled away. "Almost time for the Scooby meeting."

"Yay," Xander said as he yawned. "We should pick up some pizza and head over."

"Do we have to?" Spike asked with a pout.

Xander caught Spike's bottom lip between his teeth and gently pulled. He then let it go. "Yes, besides the girls are going to be wondering what happened and if we don't show up they'll only end up coming here."

Spike jumped out of bed. "Get that sexy arse of yours out of bed! We've got pizza needing picking up!"

As soon as they walked in they were surrounded by girls all talking at the same time.

"Oi! Back off," Spike growled.

"Spike, be nice," Xander chastised. "Look girls, pizza!"

Buffy snagged the pizza. "Don't think this is stopping the questioning though! What's going on? Tara and Willow said you left the dorms together. Where'd you go?"

Spike being the helpful vampire that he was replied. "We went back to Xan's and I shagged him senseless."

"SPIKE!" Xander yelled. His face was almost as red as Willow's hair. "We talked and we decided to get together… again." He threw that in to keep the charade up. Luckily that didn't matter anymore.

The girls squealed with delight before deciding the pizza smelt too good to ignore anymore.

"So where's G-man?" Xander asked snagging a piece of Hawaiian pizza.

"He's… on a date," Buffy said. She shuddered. Giles was Giles; it was weird thinking of him dating someone.

Xander shrugged. That meant more pizza for him.

"Does that mean me and Xander can leave? I wasn't quite done with him," Spike stated, his eyes locked on Xander.

"We still need to patrol," Buffy said apologetically.

Spike glowered, unhappy. Was it so wrong that he wanted Xander, naked and in bed?

"Don't be all grumpy pants," Buffy called him. "You and Xander can patrol by yourselves. Think of it as a romantic stroll in the… well, cemetery."

"Yeah, Spike, moonlight and fighting. What more could we ask for?" Xander joked.

Spike thought it over. "Then sex?"

"Then sex," Xander promised. Spike was going to be insatiable.

The End