Kung fu panda
Rated M
A/N Hey everyone thank you for all your reviews, favourite and follows it means a lot to me I hope you will continue to enjoy this story.
"Deus?" Tigress peeked her head into my room to see if I was there.
"All clear, come on lets look on his computer to see if he has started writing another story! Tigress was excited to find out if I had any new material on the KFP universe and also to to mess with my computer joining her was Viper, Song, Night and a new girl who had just arrived, she was not liking the idea.
"Should we be doing this? Won't we get into trouble? I mean this is private information! Girl whispered
"Oh come on what's the worst that can happen? Deus stops writing about us forever! Viper laughed out only a little nervous
"Yeah! come on don't you want to find out some juicy things that we can use against him!? We could get anything we want from him!" Night said in a persuasive way not at all containing her excitement.
"Oooh, OK one look couldn't hurt"Girl gave in to the temptation
"Okay, I'm in" all the ladies crowded around Tigress, laughing, whispering and gasping as they looked at my documents and previous stories
Heat week
"Wait, when did Deus write about my heat?" (Remember Tigress was given the fluttering Finger Mind slip technique making her forget the entire thing)
"Wow, he really gave you a slutty personality and huge breasts" Girl said pointing to Night breasts smiling cheekily.
"Yeah, well what can I say if you've got the goods use them" Night purred out looking her up and down admiring her figure.
"You stole Po from me by an inch after all it was only your dancing that got him I mean how could he resist these bad girls! Indicating her breasts
"But remember Ladies mine are the biggest and Po belongs to me!" Tigress jumped in with a feral growl clearly wishing to establish dominance.
"At least you guys have breasts and not a flat chest!" Viper whined
Just friends or something more
"Oh that was beautiful" Girl wiped a tear from her eye
"And sexy at the desire part" Night jumped in
"I agree" Song backed her up
"Still Star Fox suck! KFP rules!" Viper proclaimed proudly
"Yeah! The ladies Cheered routing for the home team
Modern day
"No point reading this yet he just started" Tigress huffed out, the girls agreed
New story planning
"Oh wait here is his new story!" Tigress shouted pointing at the screen
OPEN IT! The girls screamed impatiently
Click! Click!
...WHAT THE HELL!? They Growled and hissed out
STAR FOX (sorry can't give name yet still deciding)
"Deus is a dead man when he gets back" Tigress said in a low voice cracking her knuckles one at a time followed by the girls snarling and hissing, Song getting her whip out, Night sharpening her claws, the New Girl practicing her moves, and Viper stretching to make sure she could coil around me.
"Hope you enjoy the chapter it may be his last!"
I don't own Star Fox or KFP
Chapter 2:Small moments and Family meetings
Po slumped through the front door off his house it was 11 PM he had been working with an inch of his life, his new suit grey jacket,black shirt, purple tie, grey pants and black dress shoes was now covered in a coffee and sweat stains but Tigress had made sure to make his first day absolutely memorable leaving him with a big problem He fell on to his couch saying
"Why did I do that? it was so stupid!"
Back in time to 5 Am
Beep!Beep! Beep!
Po brought his fist down hard on the alarm clock to stop it, slowly but surely he opened up his eyes, he looked around with eyes blinking once in a while to clear his vision unfortunately one of the sleep flakes had gotten trapped in his right eye.
"Oh shit!" Po groaned in annoyance rapidly rubbing his right eye to the point of starting a fire
"Not again!" Po tried to keep his eye open but the stinging coming from it was to great, he jumped out of bed and almost blindly stumbled towards the bathroom, bumping into walls, stubbing his toe of table and making collectibles fall off the table with his arms.
"OWWW! WHO PUT THAT THERE? OHHH MY TOE! AHHH MY COLLECTIBLES CURSE YOU SLEEP FLAKE! Po yelled in a silent whisper as to not wake up the entire neighborhood
Finally he had made it to the bathroom opening the door and hurrying to the sink, turning the cold tap on he kept his eye open with one hand and splashed water in it with the other after about ten splashes he felt relief as the meddling flake left his eye.
"That's better OK, I guess I'm up now" Po joked with himself before beginning his morning routine.
First step:
Preparing Breakfast to go
Po made his way to a large kitchen filled the the brim with pots,pans and cutlery also the bare essentials toaster, microwave etc it was a simple kitchen plain white walls and benches with a white oven that was accompanied with see through black patch to watch the slow torment of food cooking, One window and a silver sink.
Po got two slices of bread out, butter,some cheese, ham and a red onion from the fridge and bench, he began by spreading the butter over both sides of the slices, placed the cheese horizontally before adding the ham, he then took a sharp knife from one of the draws and began slicing into the red onion taking about a quarter of it and slicing it into strips sprinkling them over the top of his sandwich.
He then placed it in the grill setting it to a low level before rushing to his room quickly to begin changing into his new attire being mindful of the time on his clock.
Step 2:
Getting ready
"OK It's 5:30 the toastie should take about five minutes and I need to change, brush my teeth and my hair since I had a bath last night I should be good for today I will put on some spray just to be sure!"
Like the Flash he changed faster than the speed of light from his pajamas into his new suit looking prim and proper for his first day rushing to the bathroom he got out the tooth brush and tooth paste mixed them together and furiously scrubbed his teeth until they sparkled, Po hated when you would get tooth paste on your tongue by accident it always stings a little he quickly ran the tap, filled his mouth full of water and rinsed around his mouth.
"Gurgle! Spit! Oh that's better!"
Just as quickly he brushed his hair then sprinted towards the grill to check on his toastie.
Po opened the it and was swarmed with a mouth watering smell he eyed the toastie smiling at how perfect it had turned out licking his lips.
"Perfect!"
Po extracted the toastie and placed it in his breakfast bag which he would take to work.
Final step:
Make sure the house is secure
Po locked every door, every window in his house so that no one would steal anything of importance before leaving, he made one last check before checking the time again only on his watch this time.
"5.45Am alright AutoPo lets roll out!" ("Uhh Deus wrong franchise", I don't own transformers)
Po did not have to go far to reach Jade Palace it was just up the road from where he lived, he did however need to walk up 500 steps , he thought he was in good shape now after this people would be looking at the incredible Hulk ( you know the drill by now)
"All right lets go" Po began his trek up the mighty stairs sprinting
After 5 minutes and fifty steps
"Yeah Woo baby to easy!" Still pumped full of energy
A further 10 minutes and about 250 covered
"Legs burning, strength fading but I got to keep going" Cheering himself on
A further 15 minutes and about 329 covered
"I..really...hate...these...stairs" Po panted out breathlessly now walking very slowly
A further 10 minutes reaching the final steps
Po was crawling to the top now just as he lay down to rest finally meeting the top he grumbled out breathlessly
"Uhhh uhhh God they... really need an...!"
"Ding! Welcome to Jade Palace" A woman's computer voice said out of the elevator that Po was lying beside.
"OH COME ON! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?"
Back in time to the bottom of stairs a sign just being put back up by Tigress after Po left "Elevator around corner"
Tigress smirked evilly "Enjoy Mr Ping"
Back to the top of the stairs
"Oh Mr Ping are you alright?" Tigress asked in fake concern rushing over to him and checking him over.
"I'm...fine where was... the elevator?"
"Oh I'm so sorry, I forgot to tell you that the men were doing some work on the sign that gave you this information." Tigress lied with a sweet and sympathetic voice but on the inside she was cackling like an evil witch
Po did not believe her for one second she was too sweet and innocent right now for him, it was obvious what happened she came early and removed the sign so he would endure that torture.
Po's thoughts
"OK Kitty cat you wanna play dirty fine, I can play that game too"
"Miss Stripes, can you hold...?"
Po moved his breakfast bag which was greasy over to Tigress "accidentally" hitting her jacket causing a massive grease stain to appear on it
"My jacket!" Tigress yelled oh now she was absolutely pissed off this was a new jacket
Today Tigress was wearing a white jacket, with a bright white dress which went down to her knees and really brought out her goods department squishing them together and made them look bigger while also flashing her well toned legs and supporting her ass, complete with white high heels
Po got up pretending to be scared "Oh I am so sorry Miss Stripes" Po was really trying his best not to burst out in laughter
"Sorry!? I have a meeting this morning with some future partners and you ruined my new jacket! Ugh you Idiot! Tigress screamed in his face
"Well why don't you just take it off?" Po was kicking a bucket inside he was laughing so hard but he kept his composure making sure not to give away his true intentions.
"I take this off and they won't be looking anywhere but my breasts, this dress is so tight around that area, I mean it really squishes them together and you can make out... Hey! Tigress growled deadly
Po's eyes had drifted down as she explained her reason why, he quickly recovered at the sound of her temper
Tigress closed the gap snarling in his face her showing her sharp white teeth, her eyes became dark slits that promised pain and torture worse than the stairs, Po's fur stood up on edge, his body became tense, his mouth dry he was no longer pretending, fear had risen inside of him at the sight of the tiger's demonic stare.
"Don't..Ever...Look..There...AGAIN!" She said each word slowly her voice full of rage that demanded obedience to her command or death would follow.
All Po could do was nod his head slowly in understanding
"Good boy now follow me inside" Tigress returned her voice back to normal and all business
Tigress began heading towards the entrance of the building Po followed keeping a small distance from her not wishing to further agitate her, her anger was definitely something Po shouldn't have played with but in a weird way he felt that it was really...sexy and she does look amazing in those clothes.
Pos thoughts
Po Desire: Wow now that was interesting! imagine that attitude in a different scenario, it would be the best night of our life!
Po Gentlemen: Or it could mean hell on Earth for us, we better be careful around her from now on.
While Tigress walked to the entrance she was still pissed at the panda for even looking there but at the same time somehow she felt flattered but why other men had looked at her there and she felt nothing but disgust for them what changed when it came to the panda
Tigress thoughts
Tigresses Desire:Because deep down you know that this panda is not the same as the others plus he is really handsome and his shirt was damp with sweat so we could see his chest and abs again RAOW we wouldn't mind using that as a scratching surface if you get my drift.
Tigress Lady: No remain focused, he obviously looked their because of his male instincts treat him just the same as the others!
Once inside Tigress and Po entered another elevator pressing the button to take them to their floor of business neither saying a word to each other.
Po and Tigress felt uncomfortable with the current turn of events it was to quiet inside the confined space apart from the humming of the elevator ascending.
Po wanted to talk to her but was afraid that she would snap him in half if he even spoke to her after what happened outside,he did feel guilty his father always told him to keep the eyes focused on the face of the woman your talking to unless the situation is different but he couldn't help it after her talking about how tight it was, he felt he should apologize for both his ogling and the grease stain again.
Tigress felt she was in the right on how she reacted but something kept tugging at her to apologize to him after all it was her who coaxed him with her description, but the grease stain he would pay for that later it would be taken out of his salary until he buys her a new one or she gets enough money to get herself one from his salary.
Po was the first to speak
"Miss Stripes I am sorry for looking at that area outside, I promise it won't happen again also I am sorry for the grease stain as well."
"It's alright, I am sorry for giving you a reason to look there but the jacket is coming out of your salary until you get me a new one."
"hehe fair enough miss Stripes thank you for your understanding." Po smiled at her
"Hey it's only your first day you'll make mistakes." Tigress smiled back at him
Then their eyes met again and suddenly the atmosphere change it wasn't awkward but it felt as if they were in another place.
As Tigress looked into Pos eyes she felt she was in a forest but she wasn't isolated it was like she belonged that the forest is her protector it would never hurt her or make her feel different in the world, it made her feel warm inside for some reason her heart was beating fast just by his eyes those gorgeous jaded eyes.
Po looked into Tigresses eyes and felt like he was on a beach where the sun never set, it would wrap around him filling his life with joy and happiness never letting him feel alone in darkness,Pos heart was also beating so fast he thought it would burst from his chest he was mesmerized by them, they drew him in like a moth to a flame, her amazing fiery orange eyes.
A females voice broke the moment(fanfare presenting the new girl)
"TIGRESS! HEY SIS!"
Po and Tigress looked toward the voices direction Tigress smile had returned in full force
"SNOW!" Tigress rushed to her sister
Po only had a moment to get his bearings before stepping out of the elevator looking at Tigress and Snow hugging saying a few "Oh my gods" and what are you doing here? how have you been? He looked at Tigresses sister she was completely different.
Her fur was pure white with black stripes, she had ice blue eyes that any man would mistake for two pure diamonds, she wore a blue t-shirt with white stripes on the sides, pitch black jeans and blue with white tip canvas shoes.
Po cleared his throat
Tigress looked at him then returned to her normal self
"Oh this is my sister Snow Stripes, Snow this is my..." Before Tigress could finish Snow jumped in with
"Boyfriend! Oh it is a pleasure to meet you, have you been treating my sister right!?, how long have you been dating?, do you use protection!?" Snow rapid fired the questions at Po who turned beat red from her interrogation plus her mood swings weren't helping she was nice and happy at one moment then cold and demanding at other points.
Tigresses face went 50 shades of red at her sisters embarrassing questioning she shouted
"HE ISN'T MY BOYFRIEND! HE'S JUST MY ASSISTANT!
"OH SO IT'S THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP YOU PERVERT!" she growled at Po unsheathing her claws ready to rip him in half
"NO SNOW NOT LIKE THAT HE HELPS ME OUT AT WORK WITH CLIENTS, LOOKS OVER AND FILES DOCUMENTS AND BRINGS ME COFFE!" Tigress growled back
"Forget appearance, its clear they're sisters they both scare the shit out of me! Po thought while cowering behind Tigress
"Oh I am so sorry here this will make you feel better" Snow had returned to her normal self again sweet as sugar, she approached Po and gave him a massive hug that pushed her breasts against his chest, Po felt like he was on fire thinking "she may be called Snow but her knockers could send a mans temperature to that of the sun."
He guessed that they were just a little smaller than Tigresses but just as firm, quickly changing his dilemma he returned the hug for a brief second he caught her scent exotic mystical and enchanting he didn't have time to compare it to something as she backed away with a huge smile on her.
"Better?"
"Um yeah thank you"
"No problem so what's your name?"
"Po Ping pleasure to meet you" he held out his hand for her to shake
"No way! Are you the son of mister Ping who owns Ping's secret Noodle restaurant!? She said getting in his face jumping up and down
"Yes I am" He nervously rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment
"Oh my god, that is amazing isn't it Tigress!? Tigress?" Snow looked at her sister for a moment confused by her silence waving a hand in her face.
Back to hugging moment
Tigress felt threatened, her sister was hugging her assistant so closely to her, it was like she had already marked him as her mate but why did she care? It was not her place to say who she should chose as a mate but this gnawing feeling at her heart told her to jump in to push her away from him and kiss him hard, was this jealousy but why?
Talking moment Tigresses thoughts
"They get on so well with each other it's annoying what's she got that I don't...Oh that right an approachable personality I am always hostile to men but my sister warms up to them so quickly I can understand why he likes her but she thought I was his girlfriend does that mean we look like a couple? Do I want that?"
Snow shook Tigress
"Tigress snap out of your day dream!"
"W w what?"
"You spaced out for a second miss Stripes is everything alright?"
"Oh yes fine just thinking about my..Presentation to the future partners!"
"Oh OK well don't worry I am sure you will nock them of their feet with it!" Po encouraged her
Tigress blushed "Thank you Mr Ping"
Po realized what he had said and blushed as well "um no problem."
(Po clears his throat )
"Well I better start filing and over looking meetings and stuff call me if you need me Miss Stripes and a pleasure to meet you uh Miss Stripes" Po then made his way to his desk
Snow noticed how they acted around each other grinning
"Yoou like him" She said in a teasing voice
"What him? No No he is just my assistant."
"Tigress I am a detective, I can tell when someone is lying but with you it's easy."
"Oh yeah why's that?" She challenged her sister
"Because your tail is waging madly also you become defensive when you lie"
Tigress forced her tail to stop and dropped her defensive posture
"No I don't"
Snow looked at her for a while counting mentally " 1,2,3,4,5"
Tigresses tail began waging again and Snow smirked
"Well whatever I got to go now it's my day off got to make the most of it see you around sis!" Giving Tigress a hug which she returned Snow whispering "Hopefully with him"
"Bye Snow come back soon" Tigress got out of the grip and pushed her sister to the elevator
Snow laughed and waved as the doors closed
"Or not at all" Tigress sneered
At about 7:15 employees began entering the building starting their Jobs
Some of the employees came to greet Po and welcome him to hell
Monkey: "Good luck man you have just sold your soul to the devil"
Po: "Okaaay thanks for the extra info"
Mantis: "Hey man heard your the new assistant for Miss Growl and Bite, watch how you look at her, you even look at her ass or breasts say goodbye to your dignity!"
Po:"Thank you for the warning"
Crane: "Glad you got the job but just be careful she is deadly when she is angry"
Po:"Yeah I heard from Mantis"
Viper: Hi Po I am so happy your hear but I'm giving you a warning right now do not argue with Tigress and here is a list of other things you shouldn't do. (The list went down to the elevator at the opposite end of the room)
Po: "Wow this is going to take a while to read"
Song: Hey there handsome, if you ever need some stress relief from her come see me, I am also a license massage therapist."
Po: "Um OK thank you " Po said embarrassed
She purred seductively making sure she bent over the desk with her shirt slightly unbuttoned so Po could see her breasts before going away
Night: Hi there make sure she doesn't hurt you after all I hate to see a good looking man as yourself get turned into mince meet, give me a shout if you need... Anything."
Po: "Alright, thank you"
She ran a hand up his arm feeling his muscles smiling suggestively before turning away letting her tail graze his cheek.
Po was shocked by the last two not even the end of his first day and women are already coming to him practically offering their bodies to him, somehow he felt eyes on him but instantly dismissed it as paranoia getting back to work.
Tigress snapped her clipboard in half
"How dare those two Slutty tarts fucking try and proposition my panda!? Wait my panda? Damn it he isn't mine but I will not tolerate this! Tigress seethed in her head
Po was just about to take a sip off his coffee when
"PO!" Tigress yelled
Po got up so quickly that his coffee ended up being spilled all over his shirt new shirt
"Oh ah ah hot hot!" Po pulled the shirt away from his chest while Tigress gasped and ran over to him
"Are you all right Po?" She asked generally concerned she hadn't meant for that to happen.
"Yeah just got a bit of a shock that's all wow you can sure project your voice haha" Po laughed and Tigress joined in
The entire room had gone silent all that could be heard was Po and Tigress laughing everyone was staring they had never heard their boss laugh before it was like a miracle to even see a smile on her face.
Tigress took notice of the silence looking out at her employees screaming
"DO I FUCKING PAY YOU TO STOP AND STARE!? GET BACK TO WORK OR NO LUNCH BREAK FOR ANY OF YOU!"
That got everyone back to their duties
Po chuckled but got a death glare from Tigress
"My office Now!"
In Tigresses office
"Miss Stripes, have I done anything wrong? Po was worried that he had crossed a line
"No but you do need to take off your shirt."
Po blushed and stammered "W w w what ddd did you say M M Miss Stripes?
Tigress realized she had left the important bit out of her command
"So it can dry on the radiator, I will get you something to cover you up of course" She hurried out looking away blushing
"Oh right of course" He began unbuttoning his shirt
Tigress was looking for something to cover him with she was so embarrassed how could she not have said the full command straight away like she normally does with her other employees. Was it because she wanted to see his upper body to feel his muscles as he wrapped his might arms around her... "what was that? What is this feeling inside me? why do I feel like this?" She felt breathless and excited at the current thought of the panda hugging her making her feel safe, her body shook with delight but she couldn't feel this way, she had just met him the day before plus he was her assistant what would people think?
Po had finished undoing the last of his buttons and took of his shirt placing it on the radiator, he turned around staring at Tigress who was still looking for a blanket or something to cover him, he looked at her figure every part from Head to legs he would be lying if he said he didn't find her attractive, those girls that flirted with him before are nothing compared to her she is a goddess, a vision of beauty and like all great beauty there is a fire surrounding it, hiding it, protecting it not letting anyone close but he has seen the other side of that, he has seen that the fire can be doused, if someone shows her care and love, he wanted to be that man but she was his boss and if she started to have a relationship with him it might jeopardies her career.
"Found something (she turns around) here..." Her sentence got caught as she stare at the muscular panda she felt light headed, her heart raced again and a warmth had risen inside her, she wanted to reach out and touch him caress his fur along with the mighty lumps.
Po noticed that her chest was rising and falling quickly he felt his ego pick up a bit at the tigresses shocked look, he slowly began advancing to her smiling as he could smell her true scent coming through under the perfume that sacred and forbidden scent that men must never have been able to get out off her.
Tigress didn't know what to do she was shaking and quivering and had goosebumps all over her body as the panda advanced towards her she remained frozen locked in place not being able to speak all she could do was watch in awe and take in his scent his strong overpowering scent.
Po was now but an inch from her looking directly at her as she returned his gaze lifting his hand to take the blanket "Thank you" was all he said and continued to look at her
Tigress felt it, the feeling was back again urging her to kiss him now, she hadn't realised and neither did Po but he began to lean into her, his lips closing in on hers just before they could connect.
KNOCK KNOCK! "Tigress the investors and future partners are waiting for you!" Vipers voice came from behind the door.
They both backed away from each other having realised what they were about to do
"Be along in a minute Viper! I better go" Tigress collected her things and left quickly leaving Po alone in her office, he wrapped the blanket around him making sure no one seen him as he closed the door.
Back at the beginning
"Why did I do that? it was so stupid! Po said to himself annoyed
Tigresses house she rushed in throwing her bag to the ground covering her face
"Oh god why? Why did I let him get that close for?"
Po- "she is going to fire me tomorrow!"
Tigress "Should I fire him? No I can't do that because I wanted him to do it but why?
Po- "I mean maybe if I explain why I wanted to kiss her? because I think she wanted me to."
Tigress But why did I want him to? is it because I I
Po Did I try? because I I
Po&Tigress "Love him/her"
Po- "Oh Crap how can this happen I just met her two days ago?
Tigress "How? I mean is this even possible to fall in love with someone after knowing them only for two days plus I ws trying to get rid off him how can this happen?
Po "I have to talk to her!"
Tigress "I have to talk to him!But when? Wait there is my sisters birthday party coming up and she said I can invite someone perfect!
Po "Okay Po talk to her after she has had time to calm down I am sure she will be reasonable just go to bed and forget it happened for a while."
Tigress "OK I'll call him into my office tomorrow and invite him to the party (yawn) I better go to bed now after all."
Tigress&Po "It's going to be a rough day tomorrow."
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Oh and PLEASE HELP MEEE! (Viper was wrapped round me holding me in place)
"Make sure he can't wriggle out of your grip Viper and hold him still! Snow growled
Everybody ready Tigress asked with a sinister smile
Get Him! (PUNCH, CRACK, SLASH,CONSTRICT)
AAAAAHHHHHH DEUS 12 SIGNING OFFF