At the Hillhurst house, Ashley was busy making blood pudding for her boyfriend, Fangula. Ashley noticed he hasn't been eating a lot lately, he would usually join the others for Flabber's vulture head souffle and devour his portion in one bite like he always does, but he hasn't been touching food at all!

So, maybe some delicious blood pudding will set things right.

Ashley headed upstairs to his room, she was about to open the door when she heard a noise behind it. Any louder, and it could have passed for roaring.

"You hear it too?"

Ashley turned, she saw Flabber and the other monsters behind her. Flabber gestured Ashley to come into another room, which she did. Flabber quietly shut the door behind him.

"Fangula's been like that for days!" Mums exclaimed. "And it's driving me nuts!"

"Not just you, but it's driving all of us nuts!" Little Ghoul cried out.

Wolfie scratched his head with a pondering look. "Rarararara?"

"Uh, you wanna run that by me again?" asked Flabber.

Sighing, Wolfie took out a pencil and paper and wrote down his words on the paper then gave to Flabber.

The phasm read it out loud. "What if the count has the old urge again?"

Ashley went pale as did everyone else, then turned to the closed door when they heard those horrible sounds again.

Mums jumped into Frankenbeans' arms. They both started to tremble. "What are we gonna do?!"

"What are you worried about?" Ashley said. "You and Frankenbeans don't have blood to drink."

Mums pointed at the witch. "But you do! He wants to suck your blood!"

Now Ashley felt very nervous, but also confused. She would let Fangula bite her for a little blood. But what if this time, he wanted much more than just a little?! Ashley could end up looking like a raisin!

But she just can't believe that.

"Now, hold on guys. Let me just talk to him. Okay?"

They looked at each other, looking both worried and doubtful.

"Come on, if anyone can get to the count, I can. Just trust me."

Flabber nodded. "Alright, but just in case..."

He took out a winter scarf and wrapped it all around Ashley's neck nice and tight.

Ashley scowled while her friends gave her a thumbs up.

Ashley came out of the room and knocked on Fangula's door, when there was no answer, Ashley opened it and saw no one!

But a noise came from Fangula's coffin. Ashley carefully approached it and opened the lid, she was amazed by what she saw.

Count Fangula was laying in his coffin holding an ice pack against his cheek.

The vampire saw the expression on his girlfriend's face, he sighed. "Alright, I confess. I've got a toothache."

Ashley blinked, "A toothache? So, you don't have an urge to...bite me?"

Fangula shot up from his coffin, "What?! That's the most ridiculous thing I ever-OW!" He shouted in pain and held two ice packs to his cheeks.

"You've got toothaches on both sides?!"

"Well, I think I do. But what I don't know is how I even got a toothache! I taken great care of my teeth for centuries! I've never had a cavity or toothache in my life!"

"Hmm, maybe it's not a cavity. Let me take a look."

Fangula opened his mouth and Ashley leaned in closer. She made a green light with her pointer finger.

She gasped. "What the heck is that?!"

"What?! What is it?!" Fangula panicked with his mouth open.

Ashley was shocked. In the back of Fangula's mouth, she saw a jagged tooth poking out at the end of each molar. "You...you got fangs coming out the back of your teeth!"

She pulled away as the vampire gasped and covered his mouth. "It's my wisdom fangs!"

"Wisdom fangs?!" Ashley echoed. She heard of wisdom teeth, but wisdom fangs?! That's just crazy!

"Ah-ha..."

The couple looked over and saw Flabber and the monsters, who eavesdropped on the whole thing.

"So, something's rotten in Toothsylvania!" Flabber joked.

"It's not funny, Flabber!" said Fangula. "This is serious! OW! And so is this pain..."

"Maybe you should see a dentist." Mums said.

Fangula looked at the mummy like he lost his mind. "Are you crazy?! A vampire seeing a dentist?! It's an absolute disgrace to the-OOOOWWW!"

"And I'm pretty sure no dentist will stick his hand in a vampire's mouth." Ashley said.

Fangula narrowed his eyes as they flashed red. "Unless they want me to make an impression...on their necks!"

"Now, Fang! There will be none of that!" Flabber ordered. "I know just what to do! Be right back!" And he zipped out in seconds.

"Great, now what?" Fangula was in more than just a bad mood.

Ashley sighed. "I guess we'll just have to wait to see what Flabber will do..."

Fangula stomped his foot. "I'm not going to wait and find out! Ashley, can't you use your magic to get rid of my wisdom fangs?!"

Ashley gave it some thought. "I don't know, I've read a lot of spell books and so far, I haven't found one for vampire dentistry."

"Just make up a rhyme!" he shouted. "ANYTHING!"

"Alright, alright..." Ashley took a deep breath and thought of a rhyme.

"Wisdom fangs that hurt his mouth,

make them shrink and vanish and head south!"

Ashley fired the spell right into Fangula mouth. He felt his jaws tingle, the next second, the pain was gone!

Fangula felt his cheeks, there was still no pain. "Ashley! You did it! Thank you!" He wrapped himself around her and gave her a kiss, to which Ashley happily returned.

"You're welcome."


Later that day, Ashley headed down to the kitchen. But was stopped short when she saw something even more crazy than wisdom fangs.

Fangula was in the kitchen holding a plate of garlic bread! He picked up a bread stick and was about to eat it!

"FANG! NO!" Ashley ran and smacked the bread out of his hand.

But Fangula seemed rather upset. "Hey, what was that for?!"

"Fang! There's garlic on that bread! Are you crazy?! You could have killed yourself!"

"Oh, my gosh! You're right!" the vampire gasped. "It would have killed me, but I knew that was garlic and I was about to eat it!"

Ashley couldn't believe his words. "What?! Have you lost your mind or something?!"

"Maybe a glass of holy water will help..." He gasped. "Wait a minute, I'm a vampire! I can't drink holy water! What's wrong with me?!"

"Alright, maybe we should talk to Flabber about this."

"NO! He'll just make everything worse!" Fangula protested. "The best thing to do is-"

There was a knock at the door, who would actually come to Hillhurst?

"I'll get that. Fang, you stay right here and don't go anywhere."

"But don't you think I need some fresh air?" he suggested. "A nice walk in the sun will do the trick!"

Ashley gave him a look. "Fang, your sensitive to the light. And the sun's already setting!" She sighed. As soon as she answered that door, she had to figure out what was wrong with her boyfriend.

When Ashley opened the door, she was surprised yet again.

It was a portly man in a fedora and trench coat with a cane in his hands and wore a pair of glasses behind his dark eyes.

"Greetings, you must be Ashley." the man spoke, he had a thick German accent.

How did this man know Ashley? She tried to politely get rid of him. "Uh, perhaps you've lost your way. Do you need help?"

"No, thank you, my dear. I was called here."

Confused, but the man seemed serious. "Alright...won't you come in?"

"Thank you."

The man was welcomed inside the Hillhurst house. Ashley was perplexed as to why this man didn't even seemed fazed, especially when the door shut by itself.

Ashley cleared her throat. "May I take your coat, Sir?"

"Ah, yes. Thank you, my dear witch." He handed over his coat, as well as his hat and cane. Ashley saw the man wore a lab coat.

"Wait, how do know about me being a witch?! Who are you?!"

"Daddy! Daddy!"

The house started shake, Ashley saw Frankenbeans running right for them! The monster ran up and gave the man a hug.

"Frankie, my boy! How good to see you again!" the doctor laughed, happy that the monster was actually hugging him.

Now Ashley was really confused "Wait a minute, 'Daddy?!'"

"That is correct. I am Frankenbeans' creator, which makes me is father."

Frankenbeans nodded toward his creator. "Daddy."

"Oh..." Now Ashley understood, sort of.

"Now, allow me to introduce myself..." The bald man's face was spotlighted by what appears to be moonlight as lightening flashed. "I am Dr. Baron Von Frankenbeans." Then a wolf howl came from outside.

Ashley was too stunned by that introduction to respond.

"And I have come here for Count Fangula. Where is the patient?"

"Patient?! You're here to yank his teeth?!"

The doctor adjusted his glasses. "Exactly, Flabber gave me a call and told me about his wisdom fangs. It's obvious that they're coming out crooked and need to be pulled."

That's when Count Fangula walked in. "Ashley, who's at the door?" He saw the doctor. "YOU! What are you doing here?!"

Ashley raised her hands in defense. "Take it easy, Fang, Dr. Frankenbeans is here to help you!"

"I don't care if he's a doctor or Frankenbeans' father!" he snapped. "I'm keeping my mouth shut!"

"RAAAAAAAAA!" Frankenbeans roared, making the vampire flinch away.

Ashley walked up to him. "Come on, Fang, You need help. If Frankie trusts him, then you should be willing to return the favor. You'll finally be able to eat once your teeth are out."

"But you already got rid of my teeth with your magic!" Fangula replied

"But you've been acting stupid ever since I got rid of them!" Ashley shot back.

"Which is the cause of your problem." said the doctor.

Ashley looked at the doctor. "What do you mean?"

"There's a reason why there are little ways to remove teeth by magic. Vampire teeth must be removed by mortal means. When you used magic to lose his wisdom teeth, Fangula also lost his wisdom!"

"My wisdom?!"

"His wisdom?! No wonder he's been acting dumb! His wisdom was in his wisdom teeth! But, how do we get them back and fix this?!"

Flabber came in with an open spell book. "Just use this spell right here!"

Ashley read the spell, then she went up to Fangula and put her hands on his cheeks.

"By gingivitis, cavities, and plague.

What once held wisdom shall now come back!"

Fangula's mouth glowed a bright green light inside.

"Are they back?" Ashley asked.

"OUCH! Yeah, they're back. Let's just get this over with."


Flabber and the monsters waited outside Fangula's room.

"Do you think he'll be alright?" Mums wondered.

"Of course, the doctor might be mad, but he's still a genius." Flabber said.

A few minutes later, the door opened.

The doctor was the fist to come out, and Fangula followed with Ashley around his arm.

"The teeth removal was a success." The doctor beamed proudly.

"It wasn't so bad." Fangula said, he had a mouthful of cotton and gauze. "It only hurt a little bit."

Ashley lightly kissed his cheek. "See? I told you."

"I must say, you certainly did a wonderful job coping the patient, Ashley." the doctor complimented. "I never could make my patients calm under my care."

"Gee, I wonder why?" Mums said sarcastically.

The doctor ignored that comment, "Well, I must be off."

"So soon?" said Ashley. "Can't you stay for dinner. It's the least we can do."

"Well, I don't see why not."

As everyone headed for the kitchen, Ashley gave Fangula hug. "Y'know, there's still a bowl of blood pudding with your name on it."

And the couple joined the others for dinner as well.