The concert had finally finished and we had all made our way into town with nothing but alcohol on the brain. We hurried into a bar that seemed to be mostly vacant and began ordering beer after beer after beer. The flow of brew seemed almost infinite as Axl kept ordering rounds.

"Guys," I called out. They turned to look at me. "Guys, we drank...we drank way too much!"

I was laughing my ass off and the guys just smiled at me, amused. They didn't seem even close to buzzed. Or were they just drunk 24/7?

"We drank a lot," Jasey agreed, stretching her arms over her head and pushing her breasts out even more. When her hands finally fell, she wrapped them around Izzy's arm and pulled it to her, practically enveloping his bicep in her cleavage.

This was one of those days where it killed me that Jasey had D cups while I only had Bs. What's a girl to do?

"One more round?" Duff asked, leaning closer to me so that our shoulders were touching.

"Yes! More! Bring us more!" Steven cried out cheerfully.

I burst into a fit of giggles and nodded my head. "Fine, fine! One more!"

One more turned into four more and soon, we were stumbling out of the bar. Jasey had draped her arm around my shoulders and her tight, leather miniskirt was riding up her thighs. I had on denim shorts, so I wasn't too worried about being exposed to the world as I was falling flat on my face.

Jasey began making noises and I laughed as I recognized the guitar chords that she was mimicking with her voice.

"Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun bow-wowwwww!" She repeated over and over.

I waited for the timing to be just right before I began singing:

"I heard the news baby, all about your disease!

Yeah, you may have all you want, baby, but I got somethin' you need,

Oh yeah!"

Jasey stopped doing instrumentals so she could join me as my back up singer.

"Ain't talkin' 'bout love!" We yelled in unison, pretending our beer bottle was a shared microphone.

"My love is rotten to the core!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

Just like I told you before, yeah before.

You know you're semi-good lookin', and on the streets again.

Oh yeah, you think you're really cookin' baby, you better find yourself a friend,

My friend!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

My love is rotten to the core!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

Just like I told you before, uh before, uh before, before!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

Babe it's rotten to the core!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

Just like I told you before, uh before."

I stopped at the curbside and stood on my tip toes, pretending I was on the edge of a giant cliff. Jasey held my hand loosely and laughed at my acting.

"I been to the edge, and there I stood and looked down.

You know I lost a lot of friends there baby, I got no time to mess around.

Mmmm, so if you want it got to bleed for it baby!" I yelled stomping onto the street and continuing our walk.

"Yeah, got to got to bleed baby!

Mmmm, you got to got to bleed baby!

Hey, got to got to bleed baby!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

My love is rotten to the core!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

Just like I told you before, before, before!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love!

Don't wanna talk about love!

Don't need to talk about love!

Ain't gonna talk about love, no more, no more, ahhhhhhhhh!"

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" I looked over my shoulder and beamed at the band that was yelling behind us. Izzy was grinning back at me from under his bandana.

I turned back around and continued my walk, Jasey and I throwing our fists into the air with every 'hey' we yelled.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

We entered the motel, stumbling and laughing. Axl went over to check us in while the rest of us stood by the elevators.

"Well, shit, you guys put on an awesome show!" Duff teased.

"Maybe you guys should start a band!" Steven joked.

Jasey's eyes began to twinkle. "Think of all the male groupies!"

I rolled my eyes. "That's the last thing we need."

Axl came over with a key card. "Let's go up now, shall we?"

At first, I couldn't believe we only had one room for the seven of us. That is, until we stepped onto the elevator and went to the top floor. They must have ordered the suite.

As we exited the elevator and entered the suite, I was once again impressed by the posh lifestyle these guys were living. The suite was the size of an apartment and had fine furnishing and fancy decor. I almost didn't want to touch anything in fear that I'd ruin the illusion of perfection.

"Bedtime," Slash muttered as he passed me, yawning and stretching out on the couch. He tore off his shirt and seemed to fall asleep right then and there. Jasey sauntered over to him and sat on his lap.

"Mind if I join you?"

We watched as she pulled off her top, revealing her bra and leaned down, beginning to make out with Slash. I covered my eyes with a hand.

"Have you no shame?" I demanded.

I heard her giggle before cutting off her laughter with a moan. I groaned in disgust and blindly marched towards a doorway that I prayed was the bedroom. They could have an orgy right now for all I care, I'm going to sleep.

When I pried my hand from my eyes I saw a giant king sized bed sprawled out before me and I dropped down onto it with glee.

"It's beautiful!" I sighed.

"It doesn't take much to please you, does it?" I heard Axl ask me.

"I grew up poor. This stuff is amazing," I said into the fluffy blanket. "Leave me alone!"

"I think it's cool," I froze as I heard Izzy's distinctive voice. "It's annoying dealing with high maintenance girls."

"Which is about half our fan base," Steven chuckled.

I peeked up at the guys. They were all scattered throughout the room, taking off clothes, putting some on. Izzy was seated on the opposite side of the bed, staring down at me with a small half smile on his face.

I crawled up to the pillows and maneuvered myself in between the blankets and the mattress.

"Sleepy?" Duff asked, noticing me.

"Very," I nodded.

Duff fell onto the bed, following me under the covers so that he was laying next to me.

"Uh..." I began. Then I felt the bed sinking down on my other side, and there was Izzy. He didn't look at me, just peeled off his shirt, threw it aside, and turned over so that his back was pressed against my side. Axl lay down on Izzy's opposite side and Steven grabbed another blanket from the closet and lay at our feet.

"Do you need a pillow, Steven?" I asked.

"I'm okay," he said. "I've slept in many strange places. Woken up in even stranger places. Woken up naked, even-"

"Okay, okay!" I interjected. "Good night!"

The guys all laughed at me and the room grew silent, save for the orgasms that managed to creep in through the door.

"Hey, guys?" I said.

"Yeah?"

"You all are really great."

With that, I turned over and fell asleep.

A/N: awwww :) friendship is a beautiful thing :)
also a disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics nor do I own the movie Strange Brew.