Summary: We now return to the drama that's about to unfold at the McDonald residence! Timmy has that old sinking feeling that Tootie knows what he did and he knows he's going to pay. However, an incident a couple of months prior reenters his memory, and our intrepid hero decides he wants vengeance of his own!
Disclaimer: See Chapter #1. This time, the song is "War Machine" by the Greatest Rock Band in the World Today: KISS!
Oh God what do I do now? I'm fairly certain she knows what I did, and has every intention of making me pay for it. I knew I should've left well enough alone! Ok, first thing's first…take the damn ice bag off your manhood! Now then Turner…just breathe and act normal…you don't know she knows. Hmm, is there something to eat? I'm starving!
I'm just rummaging around in the fridge, grabbing some lunch meat, cheese, and mayo when I hear the two words I dreaded hearing the most.
"Hi Timmy!" came the breathy call of my beloved.
Oh Lord, this is the moment of truth! If she's dressed normally, then I got away with it, anything else and I'm a dead man!
"Hey Tootie, what's up?" I respond in a somewhat even tone of voice without looking up.
"Oh nothing really, it's just so hot today! I can't remember a day this hot before." Uh oh, not good.
Ok Turner, slowly stand up and turn around, it can't be all that bad can it? Please don't let it be bad! Remember, she does love you and will forgive you for just about anything. I slowly turn to face her, and come face to face with the hottest looking girl on Earth dressed in next to nothing!
"Neither can I Toot, just gotta think cool thoughts I guess." Oh sweet baby Jesus! That is one tight tank top! Look at that bra and thong…all pink! Those short shorts, how they cling to her voluptuous butt! Ok calm down; think…baseball, ice cold showers, Cindy Vortex naked…wait that doesn't help matters! I want! I want!
"I guess so baby, is the air conditioner on? I'll think I'll stand over the grate and try to cool down." I hate you so much right now! I know exactly what'll happen if she does that, and I also know exactly how my body will react! I know I might deserve some retribution, but not at this level!
"Good, the air is on, God that feels so good on my skin!" I think my brain is about to melt down! This is way too much for one man to take! It's not fair that she can do this to me! Wait a minute…she's got some payback of her own coming! If I remember correctly…
Flashback to two months ago:
I was getting out of the shower and I had just wrapped the towel around my waist. I was cleaning off the mirror so I could shave when I saw it!
"What the hell?" was my first response. There hidden amongst my deodorant and toothpaste in the caddy on the wall was a tiny video camera!
"Who the hell would want to spy…" I stopped when I pulled the camera out and saw the tiny initials etched on the side: D.T.
"Damn that girl! I knew she's been snooping around in the house while posing as "Deep Toot", but she crossed the damn line this time!" I growled. I was more pissed that she would invade my privacy then anything.
"Oh she'll pay, I just have to bide my time." I said through gritted teeth as I dropped the camera in the trash can, then thinking better of it, stowed it in one of the drawers.
End Flashback
That's right, she invaded my privacy WAY before I even thought about returning the favor! Oh this is good, she's going down hard! I know she can see the now sinister smile on my face. But how can I exact revenge? I looked around, then saw it…the most glorious thing my eyes have seen in the past few minutes: The pool.
The McDonalds had it put in the moment Vicky left for college. Now it will be the tool I use to exact a little justice of my own. I hope that I can find the two components missing from this little scheme, because they're at my house more then likely in my closet.
"I need to run home and get something Tiffany. Do you think you can hold down the fort while I'm gone?" I ask as I brush past her, now unaffected by her choice in clothing.
"Sure thing baby, just don't be too long." she responded, a look of confusion now on her face instead of the smug look that had been there. I can tell she realizes that I'm no longer under her spell, and it must be driving her crazy wondering what I could be up to.
I walk as fast as I can back to my house, then I sprint up the stairs to my room. I go in the bathroom and grab the camera out of the drawer. Now comes the fun part, I knew there was a reason I didn't clean out my closet all that often. I rummage around for a few moments before finding it.
"Bingo!" I say in a low tone. The final component to my revenge has been found! I drape the red swim suit over my arm and casually walk back to the McDonald's house. I can't help but think evil thoughts as I slip upstairs and change.
You see, Tootie has never seen me without my shirt off. She does know that I work out, but what she doesn't know is how fit and toned I am. I don't have a six pack just yet, but I'm getting there. The four pack of rock hard abs is proof of that. The swim suit is the icing on the proverbial cake. I haven't worn it since I was thirteen and it was baggy then…now it's skin tight if you get my drift!
I grab a big towel out of her bathroom and I slowly make my way downstairs. She's now out sunning herself by the pool in a lavender two piece. Normally that would make me insane with primal lust, but not now. Now is the time for justice! I slip out the patio door and onto the hot concrete.
I first go by the patio table and drop my mp3 player on it, then I walk by her and drop the towel. I casually gaze over my shoulder as I pretend to stretch out. Her sunglasses are down her nose and her eyes are nearly bulging out of her head! I turn to face her and notice what seems to be a little drop of drool on the corner of her mouth.
"Hope you don't mind if I swim a few laps babe." I say in an even tone of voice that belies the smirk that threatens to creep to the corners of my mouth. Her eyes travel up and down my body…especially to the lower regions.
"Not…not at all sweetie, I'll just be laying here lusting…I mean watching you." I caught that last slip of the tongue but don't let on. She's squirming worse then a worm on the hot pavement! I just nod my head and dive on in.
The water has been warmed by the sun, so it's not too much of a shock to my system. Every time I come up for air, I can see her just leering at me like I'm some fresh slab of meat in the deli! She had her fun, but now it's my turn. It seems to me that she can dish it out, but she sure as hell can't take it!
After maybe half an hour, I get out of the pool and towel off. I grabbed my mp3 player off the patio table and turn on the song that I had been hearing in my mind the whole time this plan was being formulated.
Wanna bite the hand that feeds me, wanna turn the tides
Set the demons free and watch 'em fly
Strike down the one who leads me, I'm gonna take his place
Gonna vindicate the human race
Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
She wanted a war, and she got one by God! She should've never put that damn mini spy camera in my bathroom. None of this would've taken place if it hadn't been for that misuse of trust. Oh well, I figure I had enough fun at her expense in the past, and especially now by raiding her panty drawer. I might have deserved some payback, but it's over now…I won and she knows it.
Take the reins of power and seize them,
draw the battle lines
Armageddon's just a matter of time
Tear down the voice of reason, let the arrows fly
Your freedom's just a state of mind, yeah
Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
You better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
You better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
You better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine
I'm a war machine, I'm a war machine
We sit there in silence for maybe another hour before I get up and go back inside. I think that both of us have learned an important lesson about privacy and respect. Well, I have anyway, she still doesn't know that I know about the camera.
A few hours later, I decide to get some air. So I opened the window and gingerly climbed out onto the roof. I sit there with my knees pulled up to my chest and my eyes trained on the first stars of the evening. Tucked in my hand is the camera just in case Tootie decides to come looking for me.
I was out there no more then five minutes when I heard her calling me. I called back and told her I was on the roof and I moved over so she could sit next to me. We sat there for a couple of moments before she spoke first.
"You looked so hot in that swim suit today Tim."
"Well, you looked pretty hot yourself in that swim suit, as well as that tank top and short shorts combo and the pink nightie." I reply. That brought on another bit of silence, I realize that now is my chance to apologize for invading her privacy, as well as calling her on being slightly hypocritical.
"I'm sorry about that whole incident today. I had no right to go into your panty drawer. You just had me so worked up that I couldn't control myself." I say, looking her right in the eye.
"Well, you did have no right to do it, but I guess it is partly my fault. I was just having too much fun tormenting you and paying you back for the way you used to treat me." she replied.
"I understand Toot, but that didn't give you the right to go placing cameras in my bathroom you know." I say. She looks at me like a deer caught in the headlights.
"I…uh…don't know what your talking about sweetheart." She knows that I know she's lying. She got caught and she doesn't know what to do.
"Oh I think you do "Deep Toot". What is this?" I say as I open my hand and reveal the camera. She gasps a little knowing she's busted.
"I'm sorry Timmy, it's just that I thought it would be funny to finally catch you unaware. I honestly didn't mean to upset you by doing it!" she cries. A couple of tears fall from her beautiful eyes, and that's reason number 39 that I can't stay mad at her for long.
I pull her in close and kiss the top of her head. "It's ok baby girl, we've both been a little hypocritical as of late. It's just hormones I guess." I quietly say. We stay like that for a few minutes before she brushed the hair out of her face and gazed at me.
"Truce?" she asks.
"Truce." I respond, however I wasn't done. "However, whoever breaks this has to do the other's bidding for one week…agreed?"
She eagerly shakes her head and we gently kiss. I can see her parent's car pulling onto our street, so we quickly head back in, but not before I look up to the stars and smile, knowing my dad is looking down on me. I hope he's proud of his one and only son.
A/N: Read and Review please. Up next is this whole scene from Tootie's point of view. I'm glad to hear that so many people are enjoying this story so far and I hope I don't disappoint with the next couple of chapters.