Guns, Blood, and Edd
Prologue
"Prepare yourselves, for it is coming!" boomed Ed's voice down the halls of Peach Creek High School as classes ended and summer break began. The ginger ran towards the front doors, where he knew his friends would be. "Eddy! Double-D! It is coming!" With a few more large steps, he took the two into his arms and squeezed. "The zombie apocalypse is nigh!"
Eddy grunted as he was held, squirming to try and get free of his friend's strong hold. "Shut up, Ed! You've been doing this for the last week!" he shouted abit angrily at the oaf. "Now put me down!" Ed obliged and set his two friends down, a small pout on his face.
"Now, now, Eddy.. He may be right this time." Edd chimed in as the shortest of the three brushed himself off and fixed his dark hair. "I've been looking into it, and I've stumbled across a very interesting article about this new cure for-" But he was cut off by a group of laughter.
"You dorks actually believe that damn apocalypse shit?" Kevin chuckled out, stopping next to the Eds with his friends tailing him. "How typical."
Eddy clenched his teeth and fists, stepping up to the tall red-head. "Why don't you just fuck off, Jockstrap! At least we have a higher chance of survival than you do!" he snapped, poking Kevin hard in the chest.
The other seemed quite unaffected by it because he just pushed Eddy aside, walking up to Edd. "You too, Double Dweeb? Thought you'd have some sense." he urged with a smirk as Edd lifted his books slightly to hide a small amount of his face.
"W-Well, I found something that makes it seem quite p-plausible." he stuttered, fixing his hat slightly with his other hand as he took a step back.
This interested Kevin slightly. 'So Edd thinks it's possible? Maybe..' the jock thought as he turned back to his group and towards the front doors. "Whatever, dorks." he said before leaving. 'Well, better safe than sorry if Edd believes it..'
Eddy grumbled before turning to his two friends. "The hell, Double-D!? You had the perfect chance to punch him right in that smart mouth of his!" he steamed, crossing his arms.
Edd lowered his books with a relieved sigh before looking to the dark bluette. "You know it is not in me to resort to mere violence, Eddy. As if it would have made a difference if I had." he stated, putting his books into his backpack and slinging it over his shoulders.
"Guys! We need to prepare! Or else zombies will eat our brains!" Ed exclaimed in abit of a panic, waving his arms.
Eddy narrowed his eyes at the large ginger, arms still crossed. "Give it a rest, Lunkhead. It's just a stupid hoax." he said, walking out of the school. His two friends quickly joined him as they made their way back to the cul-de-sac.
"Maybe not. Like I've been trying to say, I've found an article that describes some sort of cure-all vaccine." Edd stated with a frown. "It has been tested on many cancer patients and worked, but it was stated that many of them became quite hungry after a few days."
Ed bit at his lip as he stopped in front of Eddy to make the two come to a halt. "See, Eddy!? Zombies!" he cried with worry.
The shortest huffed and turned to Edd. "I didn't hear anything about no stinkin' zombies, so what do I care?"
"They've already shipped the vaccine everywhere after claiming to have "fixed" it. I believe that this vaccine zombifies any who take it after a short while." the other explained.
"And it is predicted to start in two weeks, Eddy!" Ed shouted, picking the bluette up and shaking him abit. "We must prepare!"
Eddy squirmed out of Ed's hold once again and landed on the ground with a small 'oof'. "Alright, fine! We'll go prepare for the damn apocalypse." he muttered angrily before he and Edd were picked up by their ginger friend and carried back to the cul-de-sac.
Kevin sighed as he removed his red snapback, setting it down before looking at his reflection in the mirror. 'Should I really listen this time?' he thought, running a hand through his short, shaggy reddish hair. He always had taken Edd's advice and statements seriously, even when they weren't told directly to him. 'I mean, he was right about that tornado a few months back.. I prepared for it and thought nothing was gonna happen, but..' He let his thought trail off as he stepped into the running water of his shower. Squirting some shampoo into his hand, he lathered his hair with it and continued thinking. 'I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get a few things..'