January 12, 2014.

I hate and love that day. It was the day i was unwillingly sucked into another universe. It was also the day that my dream of seeing equestria came true. This is how it happened.

Dun,Dun,Dun!

I got out of bed, got dressed and went to open the door. Then I stopped. The light was flickering. Somehow someone was teleporting! Then as fate would have it a portal opened under me. "whaaaa!" I screamed as I fell. Then everything went black. When I woke up I saw none other than Discord! "Well what have we here!" He said in his usual devious voice. "I never thought somepony would fall out. Oh this is excellent. Don't you agree sweetie."

"Oh...yeah! sure daddy!" I looked and recognised Screwball... waaaaait. daddy? She had called him daddy! I screamed mentally at the realization. (Meanwhile in Screwball's messed up mind) Wow! he's cute! (back to story) I had quickly decided to one make sure I'm okay. And two keep my brony knowledge of well everything secret."Where am I?" I asked. I knew I was in equestria, but where, I could have been in los Pegasus for all I knew! "If you have to know, ponyville" said discord "Now I need to go, that actually was harder than I thought it would be." Strange. I thought I thought I saw a blush on Screwball's face before they teleported away.

Am I really a pony? I wondered. I looked, and saw I was down to the cutie mark. I then decided to go to twilight's to research how to get home. I was almost in ponyville after all. "Hmmmm I wonder if I'll meet anypony like the cutie mark crusaders, maybe I'll even bump into pinkie pie." I said as I started to leave. Then I noticed a shimmering in the air. That must be where I came in. I thought to myself. Then I started off for ponyville. wow. That was what I thought as I did what every brony and pegasister ever dreamed of. -dramatic pause- I stepped into ponyville.

Authors notes: I'm very sorry if it seems too short. I will try to make epic chapter pie to serve to you even if it's small. Pinkie: Ooooo! PIE! WHERE IS DA PIE! Me: O_O POKER FACE -o- pinkie it's not a real pie its a metaphorical one. Pinkie: Awwww! Bummer! *Gets on party cannon and blasts off to who knows where* Me: O_O POKER FACE That was weird how does she get he-Oh yea the fourth wall that the story creates allows her to break through it and arrive here. Oh sorry please review and see ya in ch2 apple- OoO

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