Mmm...Rice pudding...

Oh! Sorry I haven't been updating, I'm working on stuff for the Aizen x Ichigo collection and Good Morning and this new fanfiction I wanna post soon called Gamer love, the last two are not yaoi and are Naruto fanfictions though.

Um...but I have this other Aizen x Ichigo mpreg story that I have to work out the kinks in because most of it was destroyed when my last computer died but I wanna post that after this.

Eh, I have a full plate.

Disclaimers in the first chapter!

~Begin: Chapter Two~

"Shiro?..You're the mad hatter?" Ichigo asked.

"No...I am." Ichigo turned his head to see Urahara come over and glare at Shiro before taking back his hat.

"I'm ta Cheshire kitty." Shiro said before sticking his tongue out.

"Really? I don't know why I expected Grimmjow or Yoruichi..." Ichigo said.

"Okay! Listen up! Ichigo is the real Ichigo! So deal with it and like it!" Rukia shouted after she was done dealing with the flowers, and at that moment when everything was silent, Ichigo swore the sky glitched again.

Before he could comment on it a few feet away from them something crashed through the wall.

Bandersnatch and red knights!

"Run!" Rukia shouted.

Ichigo didn't have to be told twice, he ran as fast as his feet and the cheap oxfords he was wearing could take him.

God, was his feet going to be bruised and battered.

As Ichigo was running at top speed, he slid to a stop when he heard Rukia cry out and turned around, the Bandersnatch who was only a few feet away and moving at top speed was blocking his view of seeing what was happening to Rabbit-Rukia

He had enough of this crazy wonderland, it was already giving him a headache.

He was going to end this right now, he was waking up.

"Move you idiot!" Hitsugaya shouted to him.

But when Ichigo didn't budge, he had to take things into his own hands. Moving as fast as he could he jumped onto the Bandersnatch, the task proved to be harder then he thought as it was still moving at top speed. Grabbing a hand full of hair, he drew his sword and wasting no time, stabbed the Bandersnatch in the eye.

The Bandersnatch cried out in agony, his hand moving out and slashing Ichigo's arm.

Ichigo's feet went to work again and a hand flew to his arm.

I hope Hitsugaya and Rukia got away.

Ichigo's feet stopped and he leaned against a tree to take a breather.

Where was he now?

It was dark and foggy.

Ichigo whipped around when he heard a sound coming from behind him, he frowned when he saw nothing but the dense fog.

"Boo..." Shiro said, appearing suddenly in front of Ichigo.

It didn't take two seconds before Shiro cried out in pain.

"You stomped on my foot!"

Ichigo ignored him and looked around, this scene wasn't suppose to be happening so early...this was messed up...

"This is messed up..." Ichigo murmured to himself but still loud enough for Shiro to hear him.

But it seemed it was Shiro's turn to ignore him now.

Shiro grinned wickedly and his feet started to levitate, he rolled onto his back in the air and didn't even try to conceal the mischievous glint in his eyes, "Your arm...It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrefy." Shiro poked his tongue out between his lips teasingly.

"No thanks." Ichigo stepped back a few steps.

Shiro whipped something out of his back pocket and floated towards Ichigo, "Least let me bind it for ya."

Ichigo frowned, "Thank you."

"Uh, you wouldn't know a way out of here would you?" Ichigo suddenly asked as Shiro started to float away.

"Fine but I'm not going to hold ya hand anymore after this." And he was gone.

~Line Break~

Ichigo scowled and almost bite his tongue, okay that was it, he had enough of these shoes. In the process of trying to take off the shoes and keep up with Shiro before he was swallowed up by the fog,

Ichigo tripped.

He tripped.

But, he was caught.

Ichigo made a soft sound of surprise and looked up to see Shiro's gold eyes looking back down at him they stayed in that awkward position for a moment, Ichigo mid fall and Shiro holding him up, their faces not that far away.

And at one point it seemed like...Shiro's face was getting closer?

Ichigo blushed and pushed Shiro as hard as he could, he didn't dare look back up but kept at looking at his feet but the silence got to him and he looked back up and his eyes instantly made contact with Shiro's.

Hazel clashed with gold.

Shiro started to laugh and Ichigo felt his face turn from pink to red, he didn't know if he was embarrassed or angry.

"Just messing with you, don't take it to heart." Shiro said pausing from laughing for a moment.

Ichigo growled before pushing pass Shiro.

"You're goin' to get hurt walking barefoot like that clumsy." Shiro chided as he floated above Ichigo and from his spot he could see Ichigo was still very much angry.

Shiro grinned again and reached down and picked Ichigo up by his shoulders.

"You asshole what're you doing!" Ichigo thrashed about in his arms.

"Stop moving or I'll drop ya." Shiro said and at once Ichigo realized that if he did keep moving he would indeed fall and break something.

"Hey..." Ichigo whispered as they started to follow a path that lead to an opening in the forest.

"This isn't a way out...this is Urahara's tea party!" Ichigo said as Shiro set him gently on the floor.

~End Chapter 2~

What is my life, I just read a Tōshirō x Aizen doujinshi and I liked it...I just feel like even though Tōshirō isn't that young he's like a shota, a tsundere shota. /shot

Hey...maybe I should've put minor Ichigo x Shiro...well it's just this one chapter sooo...I don't even really like that couple so I guess the summary is safe.

And sorry this was short, I had to put something out there to let you guys know I'm not abandoning this story, I'll try to make the next chapter longer and of course interesting too.

Sorry for any grammatical errors or spelling mistakes!

Sayonara!~ Emmy-chan The Ninja!