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With Ino..
Day 3...
"MMmmmh" Ino began waking up by stretching. She decided to get ready for the day, but before she could get out of the bed she decided a quick nap wouldn't hurt. A couple minutes later, she woke up and decided another nap wouldn't effect her day. She woke up again and this time, she looked at the clock radio and she...
"AAAAAAAAAaaaahhh!" she screamed. She was late for her team meeting. She ran out the door with the clothes she had on and the messy morning hair. She ran passed everyone and then she stopped.
She didn't know she had ran out with his clothes. She ran out with his shirt. A look of horror splashed on her face. She looked at her team ten feet in front of her. She became speechless.
"Hey Ino. How did you know we were having a day off?" Asuma said.
"Oh um lucky guess. I guess." Ino said trying to fix her hair.
"What's with the shirt?" Shikamaru asked.
"Oh I was um planning to sleep in today? Yeah I was planning to sleep in today." Ino said.
"*Munch* *munch* *munch* How could you sleep when the grand opening of the Giant Bar Be Que: The Restaurant is opening today?" Choji said.
"Geez. For once, could please stop thinking with your stomach?" Ino said.
"Hey! Don't get mad at me. *munch* The first twenty five customers get a free meal." Choji said.
"Uggh."
"Troublesome."
"Well that's all there is to say soooo~... I'm gonna leave." Asuma said.
"One game of shogi." Shikamaru said.
"Huh?" Asuma asked.
"How about a game of shogi?" Shikamaru said.
"Sure. What have I got to lose." Asuma said.
"Bet him a meal Shikamaru *munch*" Choji said.
"Wha? Wait. Hold on." Asuma said.
"For all three of us." Shikamaru said.
"Now wait a minute. You kids shouldn't gamble." Asuma said.
"Are you scared Asuma-sensei?" Ino taunted. She figured if she got a free meal, then she could save money for something important... maybe for someone important.
"Well fine ok. I accept it. Pfft I could beat a kid." Asuma said.
All three genin smirked.
'Sucker.'
With Naruto...
"SOoooo you're saying that you can walk on water?" Naruto asked Kakashi.
"Yes. Um... Ok Um ... ... nope. I can't be any clearer than that. Sorry Naruto." Kakashi apologized with his eye smile.
"Hmm. Ok then can you explain it to Sakura. She is way better at explaining." Naruto said.
"Hey now. I can be good at explaining, but you're just simply impossible." Kakashi said.
"Hmph"
"Aww c'mon Naruto. Don't be that way."
"Then teach me."
"I'm still injured."
"Then teach Sakura or at least explain it to her."
"C'mon babe. Come here." Kakashi said joking around
"Hmph." Naruto shunned him.
"Come here Naruto. Please." Kakashi said softly. Naruto slowly walked over to him.
"Your a jerk you know that?" Naruto said punching his sensei on the shoulder.
"I know. *Sigh* Listen, you are working too hard. Take a break. I'll talk to Sakura and help her teach you. Ok." Kakashi said.
"Thanks sensei." Naruto said standing up and walking away.
"Where's that 'How to teach for dummies' book?" Kakashi said looking through his bag of orange and navy blue books.
"This never happened ok." Naruto said at the door.
"Aww aren't you the sensitive one." Kakashi teased.
"I mean it Hatake. I'll burn your whole stash in Konoha. Yeah that's right I know where it is." Naruto said menacingly. He slammed the door shut behind him.
With Ino...
day 4...
Ino had finished her mission/chores for the day. She was heading back home until she took a sniff of air. It smelled like ramen. Different orders of ramen, different memories invaded her mind.
"Damnit!" Ino cursed under her breath. She puffed up her cheeks and walked to their secret place.
"Ahhn." Ino heard someone moan. She started walking slower and much more silently. A couple was in their secret place. They were having sex in their secret place.
"More" Those bitches. It was their secret place first. She had the option of...
'No, I couldn't... Could I? I shouldn't... but... no!... It's our place... we found it first. This is stupid. I shouldn't even consider this. NO! That was our secret place. Fuck them.' Ino thought.
"Time for some cock blocking." Ino said as she made a bunch of noise with the bush she was hiding in.
"Oh crap. someone is coming." boy said.
"Yeah. That would be me. Ahhn" girl said.
"Now is not the time to be cute." boy said.
"Ahhn I wasn't being cute. hey why did you stop ... oh" both the boy and the girl were looking at Ino with shocked expressions. Fortunately they had their clothes on. The nonchalant expression on Ino's face confused them.
"You know there's a legend about a couple that did this all of the time. They had made love right here. Then one day, the girl saw her boyfriend with someone else. That poor stupid boy. Who takes another person to the spot that they go to all the time? The girl was so depressed she decided she was going to kill herself, but she didn't think that bastard should live." Ino said getting closer and scaring the pants off of them at the same time.
"So she grabbed a knife and gutted him. Oh yeah she was crazy." Ino said making a loop with her finger around her ear.
"Then she stabbed the other girl about 23 times and went back home. Time passed and she became haunted by them. Every time she saw a knife, she thought she had seen her deceased boyfriend with his guts spilling out of him. She saw the other girl right behind him with all of the stab wounds she gave her. She couldn't take it anymore. She went back to the same spot and hung herself." Ino said. The couple was trembling.
"Every now and then she comes back and tries to kill any couple who make love on this spot." Ino said pointing to the floor.
"Well I hope you two have a wonderful evening. Bye." Ino said skipping away.
I'm pretty sure there's a lesson for all of this, but the only thing I can think of is: Don't. Fuck. With. Ino.
With Naruto...
Day 5...
"Bubububum *Snap* *snap*
Bubububum *Snap* *snap*
Bubububum Bubububum Bubububum *snap* *snap*." Naruto sang snapping his fingers. He walked along the road until he bumped into Inari walking with Sakura.
"Um Hey." Inari said nervously.
"Hey" Naruto greeted.
"I just wanted to say I'm sorry." Inari said.
"Well apology not accepted." Naruto said.
"Naruto~!" Sakura yelled.
"What? You didn't let me finish. What I meant to say was apology not accepted until you help me with um a secret activity." Naruto whispered.
"I need an adult?" Inari said completely scared.
"I uh damnit just come with me." Naruto said.
"Hey don't pull me. Hey pink lady, don't let him take me away." Inari said.
"Lady?" Sakura yelled. "I hope you have fun Naruto." She then said with an eery smile.
'Cha, I really hope Naruto embarrasses him in the middle of the village.' Her inner self appeared above her head.
'Like that one time with that one classmate. Good times. Good times.' Sakura thought as she calmed down. Why are girls so sensitive about their age even when they are young?
With Ino...
Day 6...
She went to Naruto's house again. She looked through all of his things. She wasn't sure what she was looking for, but she knew whatever it was, she would be pleased. But porn wasn't one of them.
"What the fuck." She said looking at a pile of magazines and videos.
"That ass-whole had these even though he has me." Ino said. She didn't even know she pressed play. The video was in the middle of a scene with a woman getting pleased by a man.
"Th-this is... wrong... ... ... Ok I can see why he would watch this. Nnnh." Ino said rubbing the itch in the lower half of her body.
KKSssshhhhhhhh...
"Hey Ino if you're watching this, I just wanted you to know that I wouldn't leave without being prepared for something like this. I taped over each one of these tapes and videos. The magazines have their pictures cut out. You'll just have to use your imagination. I found these weird videos from another country. I hope you enjoy." Naruto said as he disappeared on the screen.
"NO!" Ino yelled.
"Its just not fair."
"Why!"
"Is that Twilight? FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
End... for now.
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