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With Team 7...
As they were walking they noticed their sensei standing in their path. Each member of Team 7 was confused until he spoke.
"Glad you came Sakura, for your sake and the others," Kakashi said.
"Huh?" Team 7 responded.
"Now you can all formally register for the chunin exams," Kakashi stated.
"Why? what do you mean?" Sakura asked.
"You see, only groups of 3 are allowed to apply for and take the exam. That's the way its always been," Kakashi said.
"But sensei, you said the decision to take the exam was up to the individual," Sakura said.
"That's right. I did," Kakash said.
"Was that a lie?" Sakura asked.
"Sort of. It is an individual decision, but it affects all of you. I didn't tell you before, because I didn't want the other guys pressuring you," Kakashi said.
"Hmph," was Naruto's response.
'I wouldn't have pressured her. Yeah I abso-probably wouldn't have pressured her,' Naruto thought.
"At the same time, I didn't want you feeling obliged to participate, because of any feelings you may have towards Sasuke or Naruto," Kakashi said catching the girl by surprise. What did he mean by that? Were her feelings obvious? Did she really have feelings for the blonde? Was Kakashi even referring to her affections for the blonde or did he think she still liked Sasuke? Wait. No. That's not what she was thinking.
'Uggh no. I got to stay focused. This is the chunin exams,' Sakura declared in her mind.
"I wanted you to come to a decision of your own free will," Kakashi said.
"Wait a minute, do you mean if the others had shown up but I decided not to come with them,-"
"It would have been the end of the line. If you hadn't come along, I couldn't have let the others in. But it's a mute point. You're all here and for the right reasons. Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke. I'm proud of you. I couldn't ask for a better team. Good luck," Kakashi said with his eye-smile.
"We won't let you down. Believe it!" Naruto exclaimed.
They entered the doors and found an all mighty intensity in the air. Sakura was the most intimidated until she heard a familiar and annoying voice.
"So they let little Ms. Forehead enter the chunin exams. You still got those big frown lines on your billboard brow I see," Ino teased.
"Leave my forehead out of it, stupid pig," Sakura yelled. They stared at each other with electric intensity and then they began laughing. An act that had caught Naruto off guard.
"Oh its you guys. I knew this was gonna be a drag, but I didn't know it was gonna be this lame," Shikamaru said standing next to a chip munching Choji.
"Hehey Its tweedle dee and tweedle dumb. What's up," Naruto greeted with his hands behind his head.
"Hey you know what pipsqueak... Ah forget it. You're a waste of time," Shimaru thought not bothering to argue with something so little as an insult.
"So Aki-munchy, can I have some chips?" Naruto asked.
"NO!" Choji said. He didn't appreciate Naruto's little nickname.
"Well, well. What do you know? It looks like we're all here," Kiba said walking towards them with his teammates.
"H-hi Naruto," Hinata greeted as shy as ever.
"Hm? Hi," Naruto greeted right back smiling obliviously.
"You guys too huh? Man everyone's here for this stupid thing," Shikamaru said slightly irritated.
"Yup, Here we all are. The nine rookies. heheheh this is gonna be fun, at least for those of us good enough to make the cut, right Sasuke?" Kiba said with a smirk.
"Careful you don't get overconfident Kiba," Sasuke said with a smirk of his own.
As they settled into minor chit chat, a fellow leaf genin came over to speak to them. They were slightly concerned, because they didn't know him. The things he had to say were a little overwhelming. They had disturbed the more dangerous looking genin from other villages. They found out his name was Kabuto and that he failed the exams more than once. He also had these cards with the information of each genin on each card.
A comment on the sound village had Kabuto facing a team from said village, making Naruto and Sakura worry. Certain aspects of his little kerfuffle with the sound team had others more interested in their abilities, that is, until Ibiki Morino made his grand entrance along with several other chunin.
He explained if there was anymore fighting, then the people involved would be disqualified. He passed out a number for the written part of the exams. The mere mention of the words "written" and "exam" seemed to paralyze Naruto, but he received his number just like everyone else.
They each sat down according to their numbers. Ibiki explained the rules of the exam. After he was done, most of the genin were a little nervous. There were so many ways they could fail. Naruto was sweating bullets. He didn't know many of the questions on the exam.
Sasuke had figured out the true meaning of the test. Pretty soon, Kiba had also figured it out. Each team had their own little system. They were helping each other. Naruto noticed the people around him were doing weird things. But one by one, a few teams had been eliminated.
As time passed on, Ibiki had decided it was time for the tenth question. He gave a them a choice to take it or drop out. Things were getting intense. One by one a few of the genin were choosing the ladder. Others would follow as they couldn't handle the pressure.
'Naruto,' Sakura thought worriedly.
Sakura was confident she could answer whatever question Ibiki presented, but she wasn't too sure about Naruto. She was worried about him. She remembered the speeches he gave about becoming Hokage.
'I'm going to be Hokage some day, so you'll have to respect me. I'll be the greatest Hokage ever. I can't stop now, I'm going to be Hokage some day. My dream? My dream is that some day I'm going to be Hokage,' The memories of Naruto speaking about his greatest ambition had Sakura wavering.
'Hokage. Hokage. He has a one track mind. That dreams all he's got. It would kill him to have it taken away for ever, but he's to stubborn to raise his hand. I can't let you do it to yourself Naruto,' Sakura thought. With a sympathetic smile she was about to raise her hand, until Naruto raised his own hand shocking both of his teammates.
Naruto's hand was shaking.
*Slam*
"Don't underestimate me! I don't quit! You can act tough all you want. You guys aren't gonna scare me off. No way! I don't care if I do get stuck as a genin my whole life. I'll still be Hokage some day!" Naruto said riled up. He had lifted most of the other genins' spirits with his speech.
'He's completely clueless, but he's still going for it,' Sasuke thought, proud of his teammate's courage.
'Way to go... you crazy old fool,' Sakura thought fondly.
"This decision is one that could change your life. If for any reason you would rather quit, now's your last chance," Ibiki warned.
"No way, I don't go back on my word. That's the my ninja way," Naruto said.
'Hmm remarkable. That little outburst has given the others a little backbone. He has inspired them into staying. I don't see anyone wavering. I think that's it,' Ibiki thought.
As Ibiki explained the reason behind the tenth question, many people gawked and stared at him. Was this guy crazy? He explained what the test was about. Naruto was thankful that Ino had helped him. Entering his mind to give him the answers to the test had relaxed his nerves a lot.
Flashback...
'I really don't know what the hell this is. X equals...pie? MMmmm Pie. Hmm pie could be fun with Ino... nah maybe not. Too messy. Fuck x... what does x equal. What does y or z or the fucking velocity of the kunai equal? Kunai... Kunai... Ninja's have Kunai. Ino is a Ninja. Ino has a Kunai. I ... sigh I want to see Ino, but if I look back I might get penalized for cheating,' Naruto thought.
'I'm surprised you know how to use big words,' Ino spoke.
"What?" Naruto spoke out loud.
'Shush. I'm in your head.' she said.
'How long have you been there?' Naruto asked.
'Since pie. That was funny," Ino said. He could hear her giggling.
'Ok but how am I still in control of my body? I thought you took complete control while the person you possessed became unconscious,' Naruto pondered.
'I'm using a different technique and I got all the answers from Sakura. She's pretty damn smart,' Ino praised Naruto's teammate. An uneasy feeling came over Naruto.
'What's wrong Naruto?' Ino asked.
'Nothing. These questions are pretty hard huh?' Naruto asked.
'Yeah. The first ones are easy, but they kind of get harder towards the end,' Ino responded.
'So is there any way I can get in my head?' Naruto asked.
'What do you mean?' Ino asked.
'Maybe we could have some fun. All these people around us and they wouldn't even notice,' Naruto said.
She was silent for a while. Did he mean his mindscape? That could be fun. It would be romantic. Their souls, their entities, would merge together. It was another way they could become one. The fact that there were other people around them would make it exciting.
'There is a way we could be in your mindscape, but maybe we should focus on the test before I forget the answers,' Ino said trying to calm her libido.
After she gave him the answers, she returned to her body. She could feel a slight itch coming from her pelvis. Stupid Naruto. Why did he have to entice her like he did? She couldn't stop thinking about it. She was thinking about the reactions of the genin. What if she actually started having sex with Naruto in front of them? What faces would they make? What would they say? All of them staring at her as Naruto kept pounding her.
She put her head down on the table. She licked her upper lip.
They hadn't done something like that for a while.
'Soon,' was all she could think.
End flashback...
As Ibiki finished his speech, he sensed an annoying presence. Hearing a window shatter, the genin stared at the strangeness of there current situation. A large banner with Anko Mitarashi's name on it behind a woman in a trench coat, orange skirt, shin guards, and mesh clothing underneath it all, had scared the genin if only slightly.
Many of the boys couldn't stop staring. Her boobs were right there, her nipples were almost visible.
She yelled a couple of things about who she was and how scared they should have been until Ibiki spoke up.
Coming out of the side of her banner, Ibiki said "Your early... again."
Anko sweat dropped.
While they spoke she said something that concerned the genin. Over half of them would fail? What kind of test would they have to go through? Why was she smiling so cynically?
As Anko huffed, her chest rose making the boys' pay a little more attention.
"This is gonna be fun. I'll have your squad leaders know where to meet me. Dismissed," Anko stated while everyone exited the area.
With Naruto...
He left the room and everyone had gone their separate ways. He said goodbye to his teammates and started going home. It would have been great to spend some time with Ino, but he saw her being asked to join her team for some dinner to celebrate their success of their first exam.
He wondered if he could sexually mind fuck Ino. How would that feel? How would it work? What could they actually do? He started blushing. His current train of thought would get him in trouble, especially if he suddenly got a boner in front of the current crowd of shinobi. He had no choice but to dash straight home.
With Ino...
She had been a little frustrated. Torn away from her blonde's peni-... from her blonde's bon-... from her blonde's lovin'. She ate her food in contempt for her team, but she couldn't let that show. So she smiled and grit her teeth. She finished her food and said her goodbyes. On her way back all she could think about was Naruto. It wasn't fair. Why did he have to ask something like that? Why did he make her imagine all those things?
With each passing moment Ino debated whether she should go to him or not. The proctor today seemed kinda scary and she definitely remembered the name training ground 44, but she couldn't remember what was so special about it. She guessed she would see tomorrow.
End... for now.
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