Hey guys! It's been a few days since my last update because I was babysitting, but I have a new chapter for you!

Quick Note: A couple of reviewers were telling me that when doing CPR it's thirty compressions not ten. Sorry about that, I was sort of guessing seeing as I didn't actually know how many compressions. Hopefully no one chokes when I'm around or else they're a goner. Oopsie Daisey.

Anyways enjoy!

They Did What?!

Twenty minutes later found Hermione, her brothers, the Cullens, and the pack waiting outside. The four siblings were excitingly bouncing on their feet. They hadn't expected to see their friends so soon. The sound of a car driving up the road made Hermione squeal with excitement which made Seth smile happily.

A blood red XUV 500 drove into the clearing. Before the car could park the doors opened and everyone's eyes widened at how many people piled out. Out of the car came Harry, Jesse, Fred, George, Luna, Padma, Draco, Blaise, Theo, Narcissa, Remus, and Sirius.

"How is that possible?" Jared asked in disbelief.

Sirius grinned his way. "Enlarging charm. Comes in handy." He said.

"Mama!" Jesse yelled and ran forward. Hermione caught him in her arms and hugged him tightly. The Cullens, besides Bella, and the pack looked at them in surprise. Seth was in panic mode.

"M-Mom?" he stuttered out. Hermione looked back at him and laughed when he saw all of their faces.

"In everything but blood. Come on, people, if Jesse was really my son I would have had him when I was ten." She said and many sighed in relief, especially Seth. He wouldn't know how to react if she was really a mother.

"What are you guys doing here?" Dean asked, getting to the point.

"We have some good news and some bad news." Draco said. Last year Draco, Narcissa, and his two best friends had gone to the Order for help. They didn't want to be a Death Eater and Narcissa wanted to protect Draco from his sadistic father. The Order offered them their protection and Sirius let them stay at Grimmauld Place. Sirius was happy that Narcissa changed her ways and was glad to have his cousin back.

"Great." Seamus moaned.

"Why don't we move this to the kitchen? I'll make lunch." Esme offered and no one objected. Everyone littered around the kitchen and Remus conjured more chairs for everyone to sit in and made the table longer to fit everyone. The others stared in awe.

"Bad news first." Hermione said immediately, placing Jesse in her lap. Seth couldn't help but smile at the adorable image as he sat in front of them.

"Always right—" George started.

"Down to business." Fred finished. Hermione stuck her tongue out at them, causing them to laugh.

Harry sighed from his position on Hermione's left and turned so he was fully facing her. "You're not going to like this." He warned and she gave him a suspicious look. "Okay, well, yesterday when I was making my way up to bed up to bed I heard three voices in one of the unused rooms. I went to check it out and saw Mrs. Weasley pouring some kind of potion into a bottle. Ginny and Ron were there also." He started.

Flashback

Harry's eyes narrowed as he examined the scene.

"Are you sure it's going to work?" Ron asked.

Ginny rolled her eyes. "We've been doing it all year, Ron. Why are you still asking that?"

"Shut up. Just making sure." Ron snapped.

Ginny opened her mouth only to be interrupted by Mrs. Weasley. "Enough. Don't you two worry. Hermione and Harry will be head over heels in love with you, just like they've been all year. You both will get what you want." Molly reassured and the two nodded.

"I just can't wait until we get out of Hogwarts." Ginny said dreamily. "Then everyone will know me, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Ginny Potter, girlfriend of the Boy-Who-Lived." She gushed and Harry shuttered.

"Not only that, but we'll get our money. We took those brats in, Dumbledore better continue to live up to his promises." Molly said and they all grinned.

Harry slowly backed away from the door, his eyes wide. They had been giving him and Hermione potions to fall in love with them! He had to do something. With that he ran to find his godmother.

End of Flashback

"WHAT!?" was the shout that echoed through the room, Seth, Hermione, and Bella the loudest. Seth's sister was trying to calm him down, seeing him shake almost uncontrollably.

"Oh, let me at them!" Bella screeched, but was yanked into her seat by Hermione before she could do anything.

"This doesn't make any sense. I stopped crushing on Ron sometime towards the middle of the summer." Hermione said.

"Didn't you stop drinking the pumpkin juice?" Padma asked. Hermione nodded. "That's why. They were putting it in your juice."

"No wonder it tasted so weird." Hermione muttered angrily. She watched as Jesse messily ate his peanut butter and jelly sandwich, oblivious to the world around him, and she calmed down considerably.

"If I ever see their mother f—" Dean started.

"Dean." Hermione warned, looking at Jesse.

"Fudging face again they'll see just how I'm a second degree black belt." He growled, pissed someone dared messed with his sister and practically little brother.

"So what happened after that?" Bella asked angrily.

"Well, then Sirius and I went to see Dumbledore, but he wasn't in his office." Harry continued. "That's where we found this." He reached into his bag and pulled out five journals. "They're all about us. It started with me, but when we became friends he started writing about you too, Hermione." He handed them to her and she skimmed through them. Her eyes got wider as she read them. He wrote down every little thing from what they wore on a certain day, to what they ate each meal, to how much they weighed. It also had everything they've ever done, but it also described how he planned every adventure they've gone through. Purposely mentioning the third floor corridor during the first feast, knowing about Tom Riddle's possessed journal and doing nothing about it, changing the Gryffindor common room's password knowing Neville would eventually write them down and lose the slip, not stopping Barty Crouch Jr. from entering Harry's name into the Goblet of Fire, and so much more.

Hermione stared at the journals in disbelief. "That manipulative old fool planned it all." She whispered. "Someone take Jesse."

Seth hurriedly took Jesse out of her lap and the little boy looked up at him curiously. Hermione calmly got up and walked outside.

"One . . ."

"Two . . ."

"Three." The Weasley twins ended and there was a big explosion from outside, causing the house to vibrate.

"Boom!" Jesses yelled excitedly and Seth smiled down at the boy eating his chips.

Hermione walked back in and was picking leaves from her hair. "Neville, the Cullens are going to need you to help them grow a few trees back." She said calmly and he nodded as she took her seat. She turned to face Harry who looked at her worriedly. "Cedric died because of him." It was more of statement than a question, but Harry still nodded.

"And Hermione, look at this. In my parents will it said that Sirius wasn't the secret keeper that Peter was. Dumbledore saw this and refused to let the will be read. He let Sirius go to Azkaban." He pointed out in the third journal.

"We went to Gringotts and got the will." Sirius continued. "It says under no circumstances was he supposed to go to the Dursley's. The options, in order, was me, the Longbottoms, Remus, the Lovegoods, or McGonagall. Yet, he still sent Harry to the Dursley's." he barely ground out. Narcissa took his hand.

"That's not all." Remus said.

"There's more?" Seamus growled.

"Yup. Dumbledore has been taking money out of Harry's vault and giving it to our family since the day his parent's died. Our mom and little siblings were being paid to care for Harry with the promise of money and fame. When Hermione joined the picture he doubled the money. Sorry again, Harry." Fred said, the twins looking at Harry guiltily.

"How many times must I say it was not your fault? You had no idea, so there's no need for you to apologize." Harry reassured them.

"These people sound disgusting, no offense." Leah said, directing the last part to the twins. When her eyes connected with George's her world shifted and pulled towards this man. Her eyes widened, as did her pack's.

"No worries." George grinned. She blushed and ducked her head, leaving George confused.

"Oh shit." Jared laughed. Leah shot him a glare and he shut up.

"What?" Blaise asked.

"Nothing." Leah said quickly, avoiding everyone's curious stares.

"So, Harry, what's the good news?" Hermione asked, drawing attention away from Leah.

Harry suddenly grinned. "We're moving here!" he exclaimed.

"What?!" everyone shouted.

"Yup." Sirius said, popping the 'p'. "When we figured all this stuff out we decided that it would be safer to get away from there. I then remembered that I had a cousin that lived in La Push."

"Who?" Neville asked.

"His name's Billy Black." He said and Jacob's eyes widened.

"My dad?" he asked incredulously.

"You're Jacob?" Sirius grinned. Jacob nodded. "Oh, well, it's nice to meet you little cousin. I found Billy's number and called him up. After explaining I was finding a place to live he told me there was a house up for sale, so I instantly bought it. Originally it was just going to be Harry, Jesse, and I, but when we told those we trusted that we were leaving they wanted to tag along." Sirius grinned.

"You didn't think we would leave Harry and Jesse in your care, did you?" Narcissa laughed and Sirius pouted.

"So we live here now?" Hermione asked in disbelief.

"Got that right, pup." Remus smiled. The table went in uproar with excitement. Bella and Hermione were hugging, the Cullens and the pack were introducing themselves to the new comers, and Jesse was looking around excitedly while being hugged and cooed over by the females.

"There's a lot of Wrackspurts floating around this room." Luna said and all talking stopped. Everyone turned to see Luna looking around the room through a pair of odd glasses. She took them off and smiled dreamily at them all.

"What are Wrackspurts?" Paul asked, thinking it was a creature in the magical world. Her eyes met his and he gasped lightly. Suddenly he forgot about the world around him and focused on the intriguing girl in front of him, entranced. The glass of water in his hands slipped and crashed to the floor, breaking into pieces with water spilling everywhere.

"Dude, are you okay?" Embry snorted, looking between Luna and Paul.

"Huh?" Paul said stupidly, tearing his eyes from Luna and down to the broken glass. "Um, yeah, I-I'm fine. Just, um . . . yeah. I'll take care of this." He stuttered out.

"I got it." Remus said. With a swish of his wand the cup was repaired and the water vanished.

"Thanks." Paul said, stuffing his hands into his pockets.

"So . . ." Seamus said, breaking the silent moment. "Can we see the house?" he asked.

Sirius grinned. "Oh yeah. I have a feeling you'll really like our new home."

There you go! If you like Ron, Ginny, Molly, or Dumbledore then I'm sorry, but they're my least favorite people. Leah and Paul imprinted! Yay! What do you think of this chapter? I think this is my longest chapter yet. Next chapter: The new house and possibly one of my new characters! Well, it's 9 o'clock so I'm going to bed.

Nightie Night!

-Olivia Rose

P.S. If you guys could check out my Hermione/Blaise story "A Snake's Only Love" and tell me what you think. There's only one chapter up, but I'm working on it. Sheesh, I'm a busy girl!