Merry Day After Christmas, guys! Or, for those who celebrate it, Boxing Day! Anyway, I have a present for you guys! A new chapter! Lol enjoy!
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B is for Bazooka
Bowser really did it this time. Many called him insane for doing this. Others thought he was just in his actions. However, all agreed that Bowser had crossed a major line. So, what did he do that had so many heads turning? Something unthinkable. Something unimaginable.
He destroyed all the Mushrooms in the Mushroom Kingdom.
This had sent Mario and Luigi over the edge, their mustaches twitching with anger. The Bros. had managed to finish the eight worlds faster than before, and were merciless to any foes that dared stand in their way. After storming the castle, Mario and Luigi immediately ran for Bowser's throne room.
Said Koopa king was laughing triumphantly on his throne while munching on hot wings. A Goomba barged in, panicking, "Mario and Luigi are heading this way!" Bowser nearly choked on a hot wing, "What?!" he sputtered, "Why didn't you idiots stop them?!" The Goomba minion shuddered, "We couldn't! They were unstoppable! And they looked pretty mad too." Bowser gulped in fright. He wanted to get back at the Mario Bros. for always ruining his plans, but he never thought that they would react like this!
Just then, the doors burst open. A very peeved Mario Bros. stood in the doorway, brandishing Hammers and Fire Flowers. Bowser, though scared out of his shell, tried to look tough. He crossed his arms arrogantly, "Do you really think you can beat me with flowers and hammers?" Mario and Luigi just stared at each other, then nodded. The Bros. then dropped their items and put their hands behind their backs. Mario smiled, "Guess what's behind our backs." Luigi nodded, also smiling, "Yeah guess. There are no wrong answers!" Bowser thought long and hard, but couldn't come up with any ideas, so he shrugged.
Mario and Luigi grinned and removed their hands from behind their backs. Bowser paled when he saw what the Bros. were holding. Two fully loaded Bazookas were aimed at the Koopa king. There was a loud boom before two Banzai Bills were heading towards Bowser. He screamed and jumped out of a window, breaking the glass. Mario and Luigi let out a battle cry as they chased Bowser through the Mushroom Kingdom, blasting Banzai Bills and yelling about avenging the Mushrooms that died by Bowser's hands.
Lol I love my violent imagination. And bazookas! Well, that's chapter 2, hope you guys liked it! Review!