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Nabiki laughed as she heard Miyuki's story. "You almost had to give your little sister 'the talk'?" She laughed. Miyuki nodded, highly uncomfortable. "A-and you're saying that Kisshu-kun encouraged it?" Miyuki nodded again. Nabiki busted out laughing. "THAT'S HILARIOUS!" She laughed.

Miyuki's cat ears and tail appeared. She flailed her arms. "IF YOU THINK IT'S SO FUNNY THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AND EXPLAIN TO THE FIVE YEAR OLD WHY HER BIG SISTER AND HER BOYFRIEND DON'T SHARE THE SAME BED LIKE MAMA AND PAPA DO, NYA! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER WHERE BABIES COME FROM TOO, NYA!" She shrieked.

Nabiki sweatdropped. "Um...no thanks."

Miyuki nodded. Chib-Mew appeared. "Trouble! Trouble!" She shrieked.

The little bat that Usagi gave to her, R2021, appeared as well. "Miyuki, a Predasite's made it's presence known!" She said as well.

Miyuki blinked. "Predasite? That's what they're called?" She nodded. "Okay." She ran into an alley. "Mew Mew Kitty!" She kissed her pendant. "Metamorpho-sis!" She transformed. Nabiki jumped.

"Take me with you! I wanna go!" She pleaded. Kitty rolled her eyes.

"Okay, whatever." Nabiki hopped onto her back. Kitty ran.


This time, the Predasite was a giant lizard. The Mew Mews sweatdropped. "Okay..." Lettuce muttered.

Pudding smirked. "Lemme handle this!" She cheered. "Ribbon Pudding Ring...!" She held her ring in front of her. "Shaking!" The earth rose and closed in on the lizard, creating a rock tomb. The lizard burst out of it. "What? Why didn't it work?" She asked herself.

Ichigo smiled at Kitty. "Wanna do the double attack?" Kitty nodded eagerly. The two cat girls clapped their tails together, their bells jingling as they hit one another.

"Starlight Strawberry Bell!" They shouted in unison. Their weapons appeared separately before combining. They grabbed it and held it in front of them. "Ribbon Strawberry Blizzard Surprise!" The pink blizzard flew at the lizard and pushed it back.

"That's gotta work! It's an ice attack, and lizards are cold blooded!" Lettuce cheered. No dice. The lizard shook the attack off. "But how?" Lettuce muttered. It shot an ice attack toward the Mews. They jumped out of the way.

"It's an ice element..." Kitty muttered. She looked at the Mew Mews. "R2021." The bat robot appeared. "Any ideas?"

R2021 began to think. "Well, how did you defeat the lion Predasite?" She asked. Kitty sweatdropped.

"Okay, I got it." She begrudgingly looked at her sister. "Mizuki, use your solar flare attack."

Mizuki nodded, a scowl on her face. "Mizuki Magic!" Her sunlight crystal wand appeared. "Ribbon Sunlight Crystal..." She twirled with her wand held at arms distance. "Mizuki Solar Flare!" She shot the fire attack.

Kitty focused and her wand became her scepter. "Ribbon Kitty Crystal...!" The light show fused with the flames and turned them blue. Kitty slammed her scepter to the ground. "Therapy!" The attack gently caressed the lizard before it collapsed. The skeleton took its place and the ghostly aura. R2021 flew toward it and swallowed it.

She shivered. "Minty!" She cooed. Kitty scratched under the bat's chin.

"Okay, so what's the deal? Kitty Crystal Therapy?" Nabiki asked. Kitty looked at her.

"Nya...I'm not too sure. When we fought the Predasites, my instincts told me that since they weren't actually alive, they needed to be healed instead of hurt. Hence, therapy." She explained with a sigh.

Mint blinked. "Wow...Your instincts told you all that?" She asked. Kitty nodded.

Zakuro nodded. "I see..." She murmured. Kitty looked at Zakuro.

"Zakuro-oneesan, what do you think is causing all of this?" She asked. Zakuro shook her head, basically saying she hadn't a clue. Kitty sighed.


Ryou sighed as the girls cleaned up the spilled tea. Lettuce and Miyuki bowed apologetically.

"Gomen Nasai..." They mutter in unison.

Ryou pinched the bridge of his nose. "Of the seven girls who work here, eight if you count Sakura, you two have to be the clumsiest!" He scolds. Miyuki folded her arms.

"Ryou-chan, we apologized, didn't we? We didn't mean to, we slipped. We'll work on it, okay?" She sighed.

"You say that every time, Kitty-chan. You've both been working here for years and I haven't seen any improvement." Ryou scolded. Shinji slapped Ryou on the back.

"Relax Ryou-chan, they're trying their hardest."

Ryou glared at him. 'You seem to be slapping my back the hardest.' He thought bitterly. "You're right Shinji-kun. I should go easy on them!" He slapped Shinji on the back. "Isn't it great how we can settle things in such a friendly manner?" Sparks flew.

Everyone sweatdropped. "Pudding-obachan, what's going on...?" Sakura asked uneasily. Pudding sweatdropped.

"I'm not sure..." She muttered. "They're smiling at each other, but they're glaring at the same time."

Haruka sighed as he listened to the two 'argue'. "It's weird. They're being friendly while they argue." Zakuro nodded in agreement.

"Lettuce-oneechan, we better work on our sense of balance if this is gonna be a regular occurrence..." Miyuki murmured.

Lettuce nodded in agreement. "Hai..."

Sakura tugged on Miyuki's skirt. She looked at her. "Oneechama make them stop, Sakura doesn't like them fighting..." She said, tearing up slightly.

Miyuki frowned. She glared at the guys. "Damare!" She snapped. They stopped talking immediately and looked at her. "You're upsetting Sakura-chan! Either you get along, or you won't have mouths to argue with!" She snapped. The whole cafe sweatdropped as the guys silently floated away. "Humph."

Haruka blinked. "Miyuki-san sure is forceful." He muttered. This caught Zakuro's attention.

"Miyuki-san?" Haruka looked at her. "She's your older sister, why would you call her 'Miyuki-san'?" She asked with suspicion.

Haruka glared. "Even if she is my sister, she has no problem with me calling her 'Miyuki-san'!" He snapped. "Mind your own business would ya? People like you should be worried about the paparazzi, not act like them." As he walked away, the surprised Zakuro heard him muttering something along the lines of: "What a pest, been askin' me stuff all day..."

Zakuro walked up to Miyuki. "Hey, what's with your brother? He's been so bitter to me." She asked.

Miyuki looked at her. "Well, Zakuro-oneesan...how do I put this?" She muttered. "In Haruka-kun's defense, you have been asking him a lot of questions, kind of non-stop. I guess he's just gotten annoyed with you. You're kind of acting like the paparazzi."

"That's what he said." She murmured.


Miyuki hummed as she cooked dinner for the aliens. Apparently, Pie and Taruto were joining too. "So Sakura and Haruka are actually aliens like us named Usagi and Kohaku?" Taruto asked.

Miyuki looked at him. "That's right, Chibi-boy."

Taruto glared at her. "Cut it out, Old Lady!" Miyuki and Kisshu glared at him. He sweatdropped.

Miyuki continued with her skillet. "Fair enough, Taru-chan." She sighed. She smirked. "Oh should I call you 'Taru-Taru?'"

Taruto blushed. "Miyuki-usagi..." He grumbled. Miyuki began to laugh.

Kohaku looked at Taruto. "Miyuki-usagi?" He asked.

Taruto nodded. "Hai. That's what I call her." He looked at Usagi. "But to prevent some kind of confusion, I guess I'll call Usagi 'Usa-chan' instead." He said. Usagi smiled.

Nabiki burst into the house. "Miyuki-kuuun!" Kisshu covered her eyes. "H-hey! What's going on!?" Kisshu looked toward Usagi and Kohaku.

"Usagi out of the hat trick!" She clapped her hands and suddenly a big top hat appeared and scooped her up. Sakura appeared out of the hat. Pie and Taruto sweatdropped, while Miyuki shook her head.

Kohaku rolled his eyes. "So dramatic. She can't do something simple." He sighed. "Kohaku Amber Change!" He clapped his hands and with a dim light, Haruka took his place.

"K-Kisshu-kun, what are you-?!"

"Surprise! My brothers are here!" Kisshu sighed.

Nabiki tore his hand off of her face. "Geez!" She hissed. She looked at Taruto and Pie. They blinked. "Aww, the little one's so cute!" She cooed. She ran over and pulled on Taruto's cheek.

"H-hey! Cut it out!" He shrieked. "And I'm not little! I'm fourteen!"

Nabiki looked at Kisshu. "He's so small! Is he a chibi?" She asked. Taruto sweatdropped while Pie chuckled. Nabiki blinked and hopped off of him. "I'm sorry! I'm Chiba Nabiki!" She ran toward Miyuki and leaned her. "I'm Miyuki-kun's best friend!"

"I'm Pie, and that's Tart." Pie sighed. Nabiki nodded.

"So what's up Nabiki-chan?" Miyuki asked. Nabiki blinked, trying to remember what it is she came here for. Miyuki blinked. "Nabiki?"

"Oh right! Shirogane-san told me to tell you that he says that Cafe Mew Mew is gonna be hosting a masquerade ball to promote business!" She squealed.

Miyuki blinked. "Really?" She asked. Taruto blinked.

"What's a masquerade ball?" He asked.

R2021 appeared. "A masquerade ball is is a social gathering for dancing. The guests are required wear costumes and masks." She chirped. Miyuki smiled.

"Wow, that's a great way to define it!" She smiled and scratched under R2021's chin. "You know what? I'm going to call you Bunko!" She declared. "You have such awesome literary skills." She cooed.

Bunko nodded. "Bunko, Bunko, Bunko!" She squealed. Bunko landed on her shoulder.

"Skillet lasagna's done." She said. She gave each of her friends some. Miyuki blinked. "Wait, did you say there's going to dancing?" She asked.

"Hai." Bunko said.

"I'M NOT GOING!" She ran into her room and locked herself in it. Everyone blinked.

"What was that all about?" Haruka asked.


You'll see what that was all about. Oh, there were two Japanese words here! Damare is Japanese for Shut up! And Obachan is Japanese for auntie! Nya! *Peace sign and cute kitty pose*