Hi guys! Thank you so much for reviewing this story and the one shot I published. I hope you enjoy this one too. And I do think Spain would make a great Jack Sparrow btw :P

I do not own Hetalia, wicked, A song of Ice and Fire, TBBT, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or PoTC.

Anyway, hope you enjoy =)

Chapter 2.

Wicked.

America had been having a good day. Up until now. What changed ? Well maybe the fact that England and France suddenly entered the room with a freaking piano and forced Austria to play some random song on it. Now, America usually liked musicals ( Broadway was his for God's sake ! ) so he had no problem with the song. He just had a problem about the fact that England was going to sing with France of all people. But he had to grant them on thing. If he wasn't wrong about which song it was ( Austria was still playing the intro ) at least it described them perfectly. Well, at least he hoped their relationship wouldn't developp like in the original story... But enough of that, France and England had started singing.

"Dearest darling and mumsie and Popsicle" Well, France's singing voice wasn't that bad, he had to admit... Maybe a bit too girly.

"My dear father." God, was Iggy good! Maybe he should try and make him part of the cast next time the show was on Broadway … The Eyebrows ( And yeah, even after all those years, they still deserved the capital letter) were kinda fitting for the character.

"There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz" Wow... America suddenly wondered what kind of apocalypse would the two rooming together make. Then again, they seemed a bit too close for America's liking these times. Lost in his mullings, he missed the next few lines of the song. Shaking his head, he started listening again. Damn, he should have brought a camera! England and France were glaring at each other, and Austria still looked like he had no freaking idea what he was doing here.

"Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe" Really ? Was he talking about The Eyebrows ?

"A frog" Now, Alfred was sure THAT wasn't in the musical. But they really were good, so he'd let it pass... Hey, he just had a really awesome idea! How about a musical with only nations?! Maybe The Lion King ? That could be really fun... ( England would make a great Zazu, that was for sure. )

"What is this feeling so sudden and new? " What ? Well of course he knew that were the correct lyrics, but no need to sound so lecherous.

England looked a bit peeved : "I felt the moment I laid eyes on you"

"My pulse is rushing" If he came any closer to Iggy...

"My head is reeling" Stop sounding like a schoolgirl in love damnit!

"My face is flushing"

"What is this feeling ? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name ?" Would the two of them stop that already ?

"Yes! Loathing! "

Maybe watching Wicked last week with them wasn't such a good idea...

A Song of Ice and Fire ( Game of thrones pour les intimes )

China stared proudly at his newly constructed Great Wall. It stood tall and strong, separating his country from their possible ennemies. After years of hard work ( and numerous death, but let's not look to much in that) , his citizens had finally finished it. He was suddenly startled out of his musing by a voice.

"Makes you wonder what lies beyond." China spun quickly around. The voice was all too familiar.

" Mongolia. I didn't see... I mean, I thought I was alone, aru." China was a little flustered. Mongolia shot him an amused smile in return, seeming to enjoy the situation quite much.

"There's much to be said for taking people unawares. You never know what you might learn" Mongolia was downright smirking now. China bristled.

"You won't learn anything from me." What was the other nation thinking ?! Was he insulting the Great Empire China has become ? If that was the case, then it would end badly.

"Oh, I learn things wherever I go." Mongolia then gestured up at the wall with a rusty sword. "As I was saying... Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side ?" He cocked his head and smirked one last time before he spun his pony around.

Three months later, nomadic tribes were attacking.

The King of the Swamp Castle. (Monty Python)

That was it, Russia was officially doomed. Since his boss had discovered that he posessed one of the largest swamp in the world, he was now forced into marrying Ukraine. All for extension purposes of course. But for Russia, that was just wrong. I mean, she was his SISTER ( not that it had stopped other nations we won't mention here before, but still. ) So he was arguing with said boss, trying to convince him to forget this stupid marriage ( well, at the very least, it wasn't Belarus his boss had chosen.) Russia was now at wits' end. So when his boss argued that "We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get." He had replied quite meekly with a "But I don't like her."

His boss had then stared at him sternly with a 'are-you-taking-me-for-an-idiot' look. After more or less 7 minutes of akward staring from both parties, his boss finally decided to reply.

" Don't like her ? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."

No, please. Not his boss too.

Holes in our lives. ( TBBT )

It was a few years after WW1 and America had decided to visit Germany, to see how the payment of war damage was coming along. Entering the cuckoo-clock shop, he was a bit surprised to see Italy working ( or just generally lazing around ) next to Germany. After making his presence known in a very hero-like manner, almost giving Germany an heart attack, and exchanging the usual pleasantries "Yo loser, finished paying yet ? " America decided to inquire a bit about Germany and Italy's relationship. After all, who was he to deny good gossip ?

" So you guys are like buds now ?" He asked, with his usual bright tone. He was expecting Germany to answer, but weirdly, Italy did. Nodding his head, and gesturing quite a lot with his hands, the little man cheerfully replied.

"Si! We hang out all the time. Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend. " Blushing and looking delightfully akward – from America's point of view, Germany agreed. " I don't have a girlfriend."

But the Italian nation wasn't quite finished. As bubbly as ever, he decided to continue his explanation. " It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes." Germany blushed an even brighter shade of red ( if that was possible. )

"ITALIA! Stop spouting such nonsense. That must have sounded funny to America's ear." Italy was now looking thoroughly confused.

"Which part ?"

The German nation sighed, massaging his brows. "Just all of it"

America didn't even make it to the door before collapsing with laughter.

PoTC Cast.

Roderich was fuming. He had made a deal with the pirates, but now they were betraying him. He decided to make his displeasure known.

"Kirkland, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free" The bloody captain was smirking at him, triumphant. Arthur Kirkland was his name and he was the sworn foe of Captain Antonio Carriedo, first owner of the ship they were currently on: The Black Pearl.

When Elizabetha had been captured one night by Kirkland and his crew, Roderich had made a deal with Carriedo to rescue his beloved. But let's get back on tracks.

" Don't dare impugn my honor boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it lad ?"

"AYE!" Was the shouted answer of the crew.

Kirkland now had a perverted glint in his eyes. " So I'll be having that dress back before you go"

Carriedo was grinning so wide it looked like his face was going to break in two. " I always liked you ."

Elizabetha was sneering at the pirate. Always the strong willed one, she threw her dress at Kirkland. "Goes with your black heart."

Kirkland caught the dress. " Ooh, it's still warm." Oh, how Roderich wanted to kill that bloody bastard. Sadly, his anger went unnoticed, seeing as there was no piano nearby. Elizabetha rolled her eyes at her love interest, probably knowing exactly what was going through his head.

Roderich wondered if it would have been better had the role been reversed. Then again, he wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.

There you are ^^ Part 2 ! After... nearly a year ? =="

Well anyway, thanks for reading!