This was requested by my sister and I aim to please.
Dear Fanfiction Authors,
Hey everybody this is Leonard Church, so yeah we've noticed some stories that have Caboose changing and actually being smart. What the hell? I've had experience with that dumbass and trust me that there's no way in hell of that happening.
Church. Church. Church.… Church!
WHAT!? -Caboose why is Lopez in a dress?
Because we are planning a surprise birthday party for the Sargent.
Wha- Why? Sarge's birthday was last month.
That's why it's a surprise.
El diablo azul no va a dejar que me vaya. (The blue devil won't let me leave.)
See! Lopez thinks it's a great idea too!
Sálvame de este infierno. (Save me from this hell.)
Oh for the love of…see what I mean?
Who wants to help bake the cake?!
Sincerely,
Church. Caboose. Lopez(reluctantly)
R&R. Suggestions welcome.