I have decided that I probably won't post every single day but what I will do is post no less than two letters at a time since they are so short.
Dear Fanfiction authors,
I- can't I can't even put this into words… WHY would any of you make me a girl!? Last time I checked I had a fucking dick and everything. Just because I keep my helmet on at all times does not mean I'm secretly hiding the fact that I'm a woman. I probably won't have anything else to say for a while; that just sent me over the edge.
But it was funny!
Shut up Tucker!
Or maybe it's because you're so paranoid Oh or shy or both? Wash are you a shy paranoid chick?
I said shut the fuck up!
Furiously written by,
Previous Freelancer Agent Washington and Tucker (who's going to wish he hadn't interrupted. 5 laps around the canyon, Tucker!) (Man this sucks! Sure is bossy like a girl.) (What did you say?) (Nothing!)
Read & Review. I would love some suggestions. Thanks