As promised the second letter today! I would just like to say that this one was also critiqued by my younger sister who is probably a bigger Red vs Blue fan than I am. (Impossible!)


Dear Fanfiction authors,

Despite what some of you may think Sarge and I are not nor will we ever truly get along much less be friends.

Get out of here Grif I've got something to say!

Whatever you say Sarge I've got a box of oreos calling my name.

Get outta here ya fat lazy bastard. Alright now ya see I can barely stand that dirt bag. What in Sam Hill gives any of you youngsters the impression that I would be- friends or worse in a rela… uhh I can't even express my disapproval in what I've read that goes on between me and Grif in some of the fan fiction-es. Simmons am I saying this right? Awe hell of course I am.

Sincerely,

Sarge and Dead-Man-Walking Grif. (Heh heh I like the sound of that only should probably take out the 'walking' part)


Read. Review. Love. Suggestions. Did I mention Love? Yes indeed.