Dear Fanfiction authors,
It has come to the attention of some, that an Agent South Dakota and Agent Washington, as you humans call it, ship has been created and is known to be quite popular. I and many others must disagree. Although Agents Washington and South were partnered up, and I use that term lightly, does not mean that they were infatuated with one another. It was very much to the contrary. Both Agents had very low opinions of one another and were more often than not at odds. A blatant example: Agent Wash was shot in the back in or for Agent South to escape the Meta and in return when Agent Washington was reunited with South during our most recent attack with the Meta; Washington shot South in order to make sure we achieved our objective in stopping the Meta and prohibiting her from compromising our progress, killing her outright. Clearly these are simple instances that would cause the 'South Wash ship' not to exist
Sincerely,
Delta.
I'm thrilled you are all enjoying these letters, but my entourage of ideas is severely diminishing so suggestions would be greatly appreciated.